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OTTOTD: 9/2/10: The Navel Gazing Edition

Are we evil?

 

So many have leaped at the throat of the SPs lately. Racist accusations, homophobic accusations. They've even started to dismantle the gilded armor of our ArchPig sternfan1. Thus, we are forced to look in the mirror and ignore our glorious handsomeness to ask a simple question:

 

Are we evil?

Are we the snakes coiled in the vegetable garden?

Will our hilarity eventually topple DRB, thereby eliminating the Rays' only source of fans and forcing the team to move to Oklahoma City?

This post was written by a member of the DRaysBay community and does not necessarily express the views or opinions of DRaysBay staff.

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Not if, but when I dance, my moves rival his

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that PoW did everything like Ian Curtis

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I REMEMBER THE GIST AND CAN IMPROVISE.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

And it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

I’ll even recite it for you.

Suttree (with regard to somebody else’s comment): You got schooled, bitch.
Chris (to an inebriated PoW): PETE NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was not quite that, but close, and it emphasizes your apprehension re: da Pigz.

(and also why you refuse to get the joke)

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well you were drunk also. And what other options did you have? Open weeping?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fat titties (gender bashing!)

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Collar(s)

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

QUIT YOUR GENDER BASHING FOR GOOD MEASURE.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 2, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

And how in the hell is Stallionaires racist?

I’ve been calling B.J. a pony for years. I don’t label them “Black Stallionaires” but they are black so it’s not like that description is incorrect.

They’re all fast and cover a lot of ground. That’s what stallions do. I also call Zobrist a cotton-tailed rabbit because he’s furry and Chad Qualls a Quala bear.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Black stallion = elegant, powerful animal

Wyld Stallyns = awesome

BLYK STALLYNS = RACE BASHING

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I called them BLYK STALLYNS (3rd post in GDT) so fuck off.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, weren't we clever?

Should have put their faces on Bill and Ted.gif

by wtbudlight on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S RACIST BILL AND TED ARE WHITE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Using the word black is inherently racist because stupid fuckers don't know what real racism is.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

My coiled snake makes me do evil things, if that's what you're asking

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey check out this really awesome post

http://dockoftherays.com/2010/09/01/updating-our-staffs-run-for-1k/

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I read it. Pretty cool. You think Niems will continue to get work or be shut down? Is the regression stick 2 years late in coming to mollywop his ass?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Niemann could use the work. He's a big guy with a lot going on in his delivery. What I think could end up making him look even worse

is that he’s got a regular night game coming up, but then a day game after it. I just think it takes bigger guys like him a little more time to get it going. In hindsight he should have probably gone on a rehab (look at Balfour’s first appearance compared to his 2nd) there’s always stuff to work out. People seem to think that this is a tense race that we are in, and sure beating the Yanks would be nice, but we’re just about assured to be in the playoffs and we don’t even know where Texas and Minnesota are going to stack up. I’d prefer Minny, personally. Niemann should be fine, but that 1:00 game will probably be a disaster since it already takes a lot for him to get going and now you’re throwing off his routine.

On your last question, he’s a good pitch to contact pitcher that mixes speeds and pitches well. I’m surprised that he doesn’t have more games where he gets whacked, but he’ll be fine. I thought it was hilarious that so many people got the mindset of trading him in the offseason after these two not good performances. Apparently it’s only wrong to be a knee-jerk fan when SF1 does it, because everyone, everywhere is guilty of it.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe I was pretty for Niemann getting traded last year. Never a huge believer in him.

And re: Minny or TEX, with Lee possibly having back issues, I’d rather face TEX.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more worried about Cruz, Young, and Kinsler getting healthy and Hambone staying hot.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good fucking luck with those three. Even if they come back, its likely that they won't be 100% effective. And we have the tools to neutralize Hambone.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, RonWash is almost certainly likely to roll out Vlad in RF again.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minny is just too much like us for that series to be anything but gut-wrenching at all times. I also don't want to have to go to that retarded stadium in October.

I realize we will have to face cold weather teams at some point, but lets limit it, yes?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

A World Series vs Atlanta would be mightly nice. I'd probs hit those games too.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand that team.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will Niemann's size and mechanics prevent him from being an effective reliever in the post-season?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've never seen him in that role even when the opportunity has presented itself.

You have to think that we a) have better options and b) they don’t have a world of confidence in him succeeding in that role. Don’t get me wrong, I like Niemann, he’s crafty and that’s exciting, but I mostly like him because he’s cheap.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which brings me to my next thought...is he essential for the PS roster, then?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, I'd rather roll Wade out there as the longman and Helly as the 4th starter

Wade could be death to righties, Helly could be scorched Earth.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like him because he's effective. I don't think he's at all exciting.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

slurp slurp slurp

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Navi's 1st game back made me wish that he got Nick Bierbrodt'd

Navi should be used as an emergency backup catcher only, and should never see the field.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

FTFY

Navi should be used as an emergency backup catcher on another team only, and should never see the field.

by wtbudlight on Sep 2, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

His tortoise-like speed fucked us on three separate occasions. Fuck Navi until salsa comes out his ears.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s funny. "Oh, god! The guy with AIDS is up next!" Maybe the catcher didn’t want to catch Rocco’s disease.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Front page, just under user CambridgeRay destroying Toppah.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Baldelli being back is awesome because now it means people think he's still certain to be good.

If Kapler had those numbers on a rehab assignment people would be foaming at the mouth to throw him into the fire.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anti-semitic jokes are now being reported, watch yourself Anderson

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boom
Look, your comment has multiple assumptions and innuendos that I am not privy to… All I know is that your post was the first homosexual accusation, then you told another guy to stop being homophobic.

And, who and what exactly is this "lower chaste." Lower caste? I hope you are not claiming the homosexuals are this lower caste while you are trying to claim you indeed are not homophobic.

Finally, I am not going to debate with you that calling a woman a beard is misogynistic. I’m not a "stick in the mud." I like jokes. I understand that in a sports blog there will be a certain amount of homophobia and sexist remarks, and I don’t really care. But, it just seemed hypocritical when you tried to call someone out for doing something that you started. I guess I just don’t like hypocrites.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except TGN1 mean "women" as the "lower caste". But CR did nail him on the misspelling.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

.
PoW was a homosexual until he got “cured” by the fundy christian right wing, and now denies everything, while being hateful about it (hence his use of the term ‘fruit’)

In his original comment he called his wife a "beard" which is misogynistic, something i was trying to call him out on.

You’re reading skills are sub par my friend, please take a step back and digest this thread before you come out and attack people you don’t know.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed “Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing”

by Top Gun Numba 1 o

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please make a post about it in thread to ruin my joke

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dang

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

"I like to pretend that I understand how the internet works, but the truth is, I don't."

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet I don't give a shit.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Game recap. Also, some random starting in on Toppah.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

smells like Gilliss

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Sutty a few weeks back, but this doesn't have his stench on it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Haha I totally want to have sex with the strong black member of a horse, feeling him ente"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If that's 140 characters than you sir are a genius, I don't care if you can't spell and outsiders wanna throw rocks at the throne.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

CambridgeRay has usurped power.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to believe that you and FZ are the exact same person.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

FZ would need more black, or TG would need more (fake) Jew.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

TGN1 has plenty of fake Jew in him.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're (your) awful bitter PoW

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

How long have you been sitting on that?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Despite its falsity.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that is something I said precisely to TGN1 last week...

…so I suppose I answered my own question.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

More like

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Notice my sweet beard, as referenced in today's game recap thread.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're (your) wife has a name, you know

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Sean.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Boy for life, n

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

You play matchups. You compare that joke's performance history against the poster of the day and you go with what you think gives you the best chance to be funny.

I’m sure you’ve probably run out 105 different joke combinations so far this season, but I’m not sure. Fangraphs doesn’t have that info handy.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like it better if he showed any consistency with his joke combinations

We’d be undefeated if he would just roll with the same combos

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

He constantly tinkers with his delivery. It's Maddening. Like he's on a Mission or something.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you just gotta throw all the bullshit numbers aside and go from the gut

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't his subcrew the text message subcrew?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have also embraced PMCY in the flesh.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

PMCY is spoken for by Gilliss and White Trash Bud Light

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it....

you’re making me blush.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

True. JUST ME AND THE GUY THAT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH SP.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

*checks SlamPigz wiki*

Yep

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant 'and' not 'or.'

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing transparently crass about that choice

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't you tell that she is a WOMAN?

and an african-american one at that!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just got an e-mail that we’ll be converting all of our PC/laptops over to Mac. This enrages the shit out of me.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm not a child using this thing to watch DVDs, what's the appropriate response here

I think the tantrum that I want to throw would be a bad move, but it’s not like it’s a vertical move, it’s lateral, at best. Shiny new toy syndrome is my least favorite disease.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

For my money, I think the White Sox pitching coach might be the best in MLB

Edwin is on fire since he got there and they consistently throw a ton of innings.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Peavy's problems have been a laundry list for a while now

Remember when him and Kaz were the best strikeout pitchers in the bigs. Yeah, it’s been awhile

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime Cevallos took a minute to weigh in on the Ben Zobrist thread if you guys want to see what he thinks

http://www.draysbay.com/2010/9/1/1661306/ben-zobrist-a-valuable-letdown#45778903

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

If he wasn't spending so much time with his smokin hot wife, he'd probably be more into getting his swing straightened out.

I can help here Julianna. Call me. Still single.

So I should just change my sig to
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by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like the "smokin hot wife" thing is a meme at this point. She's attractive, yes.

But not smokin’ hot.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

SuperHot

I don’t know where that stands in relation to smokin

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee Cazinsky's wife IRL

Gingers should not be allowed to breed.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no problem admitting that I find her more physically attractive then say you.

But the part about having her call me, or stalking her, all that’s a joke. I would never want to actually meet her IRL.

So I should just change my sig to
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by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

BLOG WAR YA'LL
Editing comments? Stevesie, I see you edit you story about the winning run. Did you have to edit the posts correcting you too? Very Rays Index like.

If I am commenting you need to hear it. Not really. www.theraysrepublic.com

by DeadeyeRR on Sep 2, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is this about?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can your Green Egg send you a text message telling you your meat is ready?

I didn’t think so.

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I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Toppah pointed out that the other day so he gets no credit.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just continue to toil in obscurity.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simmons "reported" it on his most recent podcast

He’s spending the entirety of today’s talking about the show. Needless to say I won’t be following.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that show as great back in the day.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never got into it, Ian Ziering's face made me mad.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

especially when you become part of the SF1-FB SP subcrew.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did I!

but I felt like a hypocrite

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

but I stopped being a shithead, and learned stuff through osmosis.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was stupid about CC anyways.

Thankfully I’d like to think I’ve learned a lot since. That was like early 2008 I think?

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably...

I hit 45 games that year, so I probably was a better fan. Now I’m just old and lazy.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/U set at 2 hrs/day you spend chatting with him on FB.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under...

but barely. He accused me of being on FB all the time.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the part where Jack Nicholson IS A FUCKING MAN THROUGHOUT

But I’m partial to fantastic Film Noir.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Kelly Taylor is hot as hell.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

atill ia today

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by sternfan1 on Sep 2, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, one of three ain't bad.

Higher than what Rodriguez is getting on base at.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad he won't be seeing Longo there

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like them all.

Each brings something else to the table.

The only Ray I really dislike(d) is Blalock.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you liked pat burrell?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you do realize he had bad idea written all over him before coming over right?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

old white dude from the NL east

yeah, cause he can hit al east pitching.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I support the process behind it and am sad to see the utter disaster that it turned out to be.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rocco/Bartlett

Masybe not personally, but as baseball players

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're fine.

I hate the idea that Bartlett plays over Brignac v. RH and that Rocco would take someone like Jennings or Joyce’s PT.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy Bartlett's heads-up plays

And Rocco’s story is nice. Although I do think he should start considering moving on once he gets hurt again. He’s not getting any younger. He’s financially set. Failing once and trying again is admirable, failing thrice and trying again when the only option is failure is just setting ones self up for depression.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just don't get it from behind your GUI.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percy?

C’mon man give me soemthing. Even sstamour dislikes Percy

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percy was by far the worst

Refusing to come off the mound on multiple occassions was awful

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The funny thing about those guys

Is that you forget them very quickly after they leave.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Percy the player? Not a fan.

Percy’s decision to “get his money”. I don’t have a problem with that.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course. He's entitled to the money.

He’s just awful and the media treated him like some kind of pitching savant.

He was good early on though.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

explain E-Jax

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by sternfan1 on Sep 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Performance was overrated.

Always had the reputation of a good guy and he had stuff. It just never matched the results or fanfare. Love him for bringing us Joyce.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He made cool t-shirts

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still got rightes out last season.

Joe couldn’t take him out of the closing role, though, and ultimately that’s what made everything worse.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left the team for the playoffs when he wasn't on roster

Veteran leadership until things don’t go his way

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kapler's right there with the team.

Floyd and Hinske never left when they were inactive. Yet Percival gets the leader tag and Kapler doesn’t even get nodded at as a great clubhouse guy.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They all were there

Why the hell would you not want to be there?

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 2, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow--what happened there?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION FB SUBCREW: KERICR IS FUCKING ANGRY AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I look like a cross between Brad Pitt and George Clooney

But younger and able to get a boner without drugs.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same hair, normal ears

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind, it doesn't really fit at all, I get told that I look a lot like Val Kilmer

I used to look like Iceman, but now I’m working my way up to his role in Felon

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Com'on! Join the party!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can see the post he's talking about without being my friend. I made it visible to everyone, on purpose.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re as funny as a bunch of frat boys.
JUST KEEP QUOTING MOVIES, DOUCHEBAG.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 6:54 AM PDT reply actions

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S A PUT ON

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are (were) a husband and wife talking about their fucking marriage problems on my FB News feed. Not fucking appropriate.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a pretty reasonable request that can be summed up like this:

Don’t be fucking emo on facebook and let me see it.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a related note, I did read an article ~recently about a couple that aired their fights

On FB so their friends could mediate.

Seems like a hilarious idea for onlookers, awful for people in the couple.

by R.J. Anderson on Sep 2, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FB reality show to debut after the FB movie and FB album release.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can configure a post to include only specific people. I should not be one of those people.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I de-friended them, which is essentially a ban.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old habits die hard

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a rec

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

C&P THOSE comments, PLEASE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got nothing this morning.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joke about girlfriend on couch involving words like inadequate.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom, outta here

Off-shore oil drilling that is. It looks like the terrorists that coordinated these attacks are going to get their way:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100902/ap_on_bi_ge/us_gulf_rig_explosion

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

This is what my bedroom looks like if you were curious

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wish my bedroom looked like that

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPs have 2 ears, yer outta here

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I have a sweet bed to go curl up in and cry myself to sleep.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found some pictures online of Britney Spears and her new Fiancee

And another

So I should just change my sig to
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by kericr on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

looks shopped

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe in science…I believe in God. Science can’t heal cancer – God can.

 Sciene can’t heal a marriage – God can. Science can’t make a broken criminal whole again – God can. I used to believe in science, but science has let us down for many millenia. How many times has science said, "oh well, we were wrong…this is how it really is…Oh actually, our calculations were off by seventy-five million microns so the implications are as varied as the universer…yada yada yada…science sure does like to poke its nose in religion, but the contrary is not so. If you scientist really want God out of your labs, then stop talking about Him like you know Him. I’m just saying…

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

And the stadium is TOO FAR

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Science has let us down for many millenia.

As life expectancy has tripled.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a fact.

No facts allowed in such arguments.

by firemangreg on Sep 2, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the words of a drinking buddy of mine:

“Name one societal problem a good pandemic would not fix.”

by wtbudlight on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

def poetry jam

how does one count
all the birds
of the air
all the fish
in the sea
all the titties
in CUP C

by daveh33 on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

...

how does one
account for
the height of
the trees
the buzzing
of the bees
the didldos
inside me

by daveh33 on Sep 2, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Good poetry rhymes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HILARIOUS poetry has dildos in it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And spelling errors

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play it safe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgOuQrcmlA&feature=player_embedded

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

h8 u

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

PoW's OTTOTD's are weak too...

I’m wearing my “TOPPAH IS NUMERO UNO” tee shirt to Thee DH tomorrow

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning was strong, afternoon was weak.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Purchased here no doubt:

http://www.zazzle.com/rjrays08

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO THAT STUFF NOW

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was in charge of that?

I can think of some stuff that is a lot better than that.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

EF

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take a look carefully at the URL

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*rends shirt, gnashes teeth*

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

DRaysBay: The Cure for the Common Freezy Lapper

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

DRaysBay: Because the History Goes Back Before 2008

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

DRaysBay: Hate Speech and Progressive Statistical Analysis

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

DRaysBay: Hate Speech and Progressive Statistical Analysis. (Statistical Analysis Optional)

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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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DRaysBay: A Place for Serious Discussions About How Far is Too Far In Regards to Trolling

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

DRaysBay: You’re a Racist!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the shirts and the mug, the hat is pretty lame, but I like the idea of the FG WP on it.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shots tomorrow.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No 1 oz shots of alcohol.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you have to take at least one Jagerbomb...

WAIT TILL I START SENDING BLACK MARES OVER TO YOU FOR DANCES!!!!!!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Sending over to me"

YOU MEAN I CAN’T SIT WITH YOU AND BUDLIGHT?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

you are actually going to sit with us, and not merely mock us with your friends?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was planning on ditching my bro so I could sit with you bros. Or am I not bro enough for you bros?

(Also, I did no such thing last time)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtbudlight can read lips...

You to your pale friend: WOW, LOOK AT THOSE NERDS!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

How pissed will he be if we breakout into a SF1, DRB, BC convo?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a tick, so you guys "met" up at the strip club by being there at the same time and not even acknowledging each other

outside of, look at those tools?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, we talked for a few minutes.

I had another guy with me so I didn’t go sit down with them.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRB transcends "the internet"

We’re worldwide.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy probably thought something was wrong with PMCY...

when he took a seat at the bar with his back to the stage.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a STALLION on the stage. NO NEED TO WATCH

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

A: BLACK MARE

Q: What did PMCY have while he was sleeping after his dinner on Nebraska?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

She does have a smokin' body, IRL.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FORGOT ABOUT THAT!

That was after we played swords in the bathroom.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It comes down to how vehemently somebody wants to defend leaky vagina comments

The creator of the thread has little to do with the number of comments. Though PMCY is definitely doing it wrong.

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

For you, Sir.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't project your mediocrity on to me buddy, I'm doin it and doin it and doin it well.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freezy Lapper talk has to have vaulted ahead of soccer and anime as the top OTT killer.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Seconded, did you see (insert team name) beat on (insert name)?

What a bunch of clowns

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

P Brady frowns on your shenanigans.

Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank

by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it wasn't for freezy lappers...

it would just be me and Sandy Kaz in here.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I been here all day, white stallion.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's uncalled for

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPs are now Whyt Stallyns????????????

No, because I am black as shit.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and daveh33's poems

(HAHAHAHAHA I’M JUST LIKE TOPPAH! AREN’T I FUNNY!?!?!?!)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey fuck you

I have nothing to do with how bad this thread blows.

by firemangreg on Sep 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing, you'd think she was smart

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH, ALL WOEMEN ARE STPUID!

Top Gun Rob Dibble Numba 1

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, I'm not the one who constantly degrades women by supporting an industry that forces them into sexual semi-servitude, where the only way to escape the pain is drug abuse

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"forces"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You read that right Capt. Overalls

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't have kids out of wedlock

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you won't need to sell your body and resort to drugs, lose your kids, and become completely absorbed in drugs and selling yourself

/vicious cycled

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it a, is it a weekday?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

black attack 2.0 is inferior to black attack 1.0

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Truth

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Racist

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hate Speech

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the Jays and their fans after watching Top Plays

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The Trop needs to bring back that hype video to Stronger. Every video since has been shit. Discuss.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about, but if you mean getting rid of various MLB Team branded space objects being blasted by a quasi-religious laser then you can cram it with walnuts, ugly

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know exactly what I'm talking about. They usually played it just before the team took the field in 2008.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do, but I wanted to get out that bit about how awesome blowing up Kansas City Royals asteroids is

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree

KC should be hit by an asteroid. The rays blowing it up only prolonged the suffering of mid westerners

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they still do the superheroes taking on Proffessor statistic or whatever his name was?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they do have an area of the stadium still painted with those super heroes on it, though there are a few heroes that have been scrubbed

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big yellow spot where Aki used to be.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puff of smoke in the place formerly held by Kazmir

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Ace" !

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bad. Please try again.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't decide if this is better or not.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

shadows do scare me.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's God!

Jeremi Gonzalez, Joe Kennedy and Cory Lidle are running to him!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

'bout what?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use header rows

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be a bitch about this

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us want to minimize the terrible images

I know that reminds you of the t-shirts you wear (wolves, nature scenes etc) but the rest of us have some semblance of aesthetic

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dress like the Crow all the time.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT IS MY PAINTING OF THE RAYS OUTFIELD FROM YESTERDAY?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

! not ?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

barf

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year it will be a sperm tattoo where CC is.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bad. Please try again.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big yellow spot where Aki used to be.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much better.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are the Jeff Dunham of DRB.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

PMCY? Agreed.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know who he is.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samesies

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hiroshima joke in there somewhere

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off days are awful

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Jersey Shore tonight lover girl

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you in the face.

Hasn’t that show lost it’s appeal already?

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a stupid fucking question. If I'm talking about it, would it have lost its appeal? No. Get to fuck.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. Last ep was kind of disappointing. Shit needs to pick up quick.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the ep where JWoww fights Sammi!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll have to agree to disagree. She looks like a sea monster

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Smoking hot white trash fantasy girl.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like, I want her to chain smoke and insult me while I'm going down on that barnacle-crusted cooter.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want sunglasses with this .gif embedded in the periphery.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOOHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what no baseball today?

This makes me angry

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braden gave up 2 hits to the Yanks over 5, but that Quad-A lineup can't score for shit.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A's are garbage

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best show you've ever been to. I'll start.

Dillinger Four at State Theater. Stumbled upon them in the bar before they were supposed to go on, had a couple drinks with them, somebody came in and told them they were supposed to go on 5 minutes ago, and then they proceeded to tear the place apart, capped by an absolutely stunning rant in which Paddy brutalized Florida all while raping a palm tree. Also, best I’ve ever heard them sound, far better than the actual records.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Rush at the Marcus for Summerfest 200...6, I think.

Kept their new shit to a minimum and I nearly blew out my asshole screaming during Red Sector A.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shockingly solid: the Killers and Billy Idol. Separate shows. Idol was fucking bad ass.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other good shows:

Johnny Winter at Jannus. He could barely play, but it’s tough to top a living legend.

Against Me at Jannus. Right after New Wave came out and everybody started giving them shit, but they were great. Anytime the crowd sings along to every word, it’s bound to be an experience.

Tom Waits at the Orpheum. Kept waiting for his larynx to come flying out of his mouth and into the crowd.

Have Gun, Will Travel at New World Brewery. Too much whiskey.

The Hold Steady at the Ritz. I can’t really stand them, but whatever, it was a good show and the crowd was fantastic.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I made this statement

Toppah would be all over me.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we'd all be all over firemangreg...

because he’s demonstrated his racism many times.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhh baby, come back to bed

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was going to DC for work...

one of the other guys would go see a show there nearly every week.

Anyone going to the USF game in the “special seats” Saturday night?

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Beach House is coming sometime soon.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, agreed. Most of the bands I like now would not interest me live.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it's with Vampire Weekend.

Yikes. The only upside there are the 16 year old girls with low self esteem.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup daveh33

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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vomit defined.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annie Get Your Gun...

starring Bernadette Peters and Tom Wopat at the Marquis Theatre in 1999.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Witty

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your Mom and a Donkey at the Tijuana Conservatory

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably also State Theatre, but Against Me!, Rise Against, Anti-Flag

I got my shirt ripped off and it was cold as fuck but I found a discarded hoody in the back that saved my life.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool story bro

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hate my stories, hate your lack thereof, bro.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only there was something else in the area for this guy to do with his son
I am certainly not a Yankee fan; as I am a fan of the Marlins. Having moved to Tampa almost 2 yrs ago I have become a fan of the Tampa Yankees! My 7 year old son & I attend at least 1 game per week min. and enjoy it very much. It is a great experience for him as he loves baseball and gets to interact w/the players; which he doesn’t get when he goes to a MLB game. The play on the field is great to watch, the staff is wonderful. It will be a real big shame for the team to move for baseball fans like my son & I.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like a Rowdies Fan In The Making

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the Tampa Yanks are even cheaper.

Still angry at myself for not going with PoW for $1 beers and the Deeze.

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is every Thursday you twat.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I heard on the radio its also Fridays.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Become friends with them on FB and you find out all their specials!

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Bex*

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ERIC CANTONA

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

His nickname wasn't King. It was GOD.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billie Jean

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB

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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TI IS KING

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sammie is the only attractive girl on jersey shore

But even then her dagoness makes me retch

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

"everyone knows italians are not white"

-PUYD’s MOM 1954-2010

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TELL US WHAT YOUR MOM SAID WHEN SHE MET TOPPAH

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Oh god I never thought it went that deep"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you guys watching JFK?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak 2/5

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oakland can lick my schnuts.

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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

One song. Don't remember the name.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty high praise coming from a fan of "Maggie May".

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Beatles song?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rod Stewart song?

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by EminenceFront on Sep 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that one time I advised you to stick to rap?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey PoW, shut up.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

White Knighting for Brother PoW

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HO HO

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Working tonight. Ladies night drink specials. And if u bring 4 ladies u get a bottle of champagne free!

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never met and IRL woman, but I hear they like chocolate. Hope this helps.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was pretty excited to type that, so in my haste I made an error. I hope that in pointing it out you've killed a little bit of the self-loathing that holds you back.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're breathing into a paper bag to calm yourself down IRL right now

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

A paper bag filled with glitter and titty tassels.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know we established that Toppah hates strip clubs because his mother was a stripper

Why do you hate them? Is it just b/c your wife tells you to?

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I want to see naked ladies who are not my wife, I will view porn. I can also touch myself while doing this and the beer is free.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

myfreecams.com

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

strip clubs are for degenerates

watching cam whores is better

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO REAL NAMES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

His real name is Allacazar Gryffindor.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely adore the conversation at the beginning of this.
“I ain’t goin’ with you.”
“Ah, you goin’ to, you be there. If I die… If I die before you, I’m gonna be there opening the door. Come on in, motherfucker.”

by Suttree on Sep 2, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I'VE LOCATED SUTTREE ON FACEBOOK.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to months ago jagoff

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you lied to me when I asked who he was.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL FOR ME

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's busy camping in line for the new apple TV device

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do you need it?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

why don't you just plug your laptop into your tv? Or get a roku box, that's cheaper, offers mlb.tv, and does 1080p?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, instead of itunes, it uses amazon on demand

which means when you “buy” a tv show you actually own it, not rent it, like you do with itunes.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

but seriously, the best option is to just use a computer you already own.

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

PC...

seems complicated to do everything else

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sentence makes no sense to me

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a pc not a laptop...

it seems complicated to do all the other stuff to watch what i want on my bigscreen

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

then get a roku box

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT ITS NOT APPLE

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

APPLE IS OVER PRICED EVEN WHEN ITS LESS EXPENSIVE

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you stupid? It's 69 bucks?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and has more access to streaming services, like mlb.tv.....

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

http://www.roku.com/

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a Roku box

It’s fucking awesome

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a four year old htpc that i built

it’s better

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it cost me 4x as much as a roku box

but I’m not poor

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh it was nice for my dorm room

and now my mom uses it for Netflix

love it love it love it
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boxxee is both named after my favoritr webcelity and is functional.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are filth

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

my name is boxxy and uhh.....

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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah if you get a 1080p roku box it's 99 bucks

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was think of that too

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well the boxee box is a superior product to both the roku and the apple tv

if you want to spend the dough, it’s just better

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ipad has no vidoe out capability

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
by Andy Hellicksonstine

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What type of cable does it use?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Firewire?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 2, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure really...

just updated last night

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the firmware update drill a firewire port?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will you take a moment to tell me why I should not get this, before I go ahead and get it?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you find out his real name lemme know

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know his real name?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

His admin log thing just says "Buc Wild"

That’s how I found out Zoe’s real name

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it? Tell me of FB so I can see his page.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he denied me as a friend...

I just checked it and “Add as a friend” was still available

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 2, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not on Facebook, I'm waiting for Apple's version to come out.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's your IRL name?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Wilde

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAT U

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blame my parents. It would be worse if I went by Brucie

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Brucie Wiled?

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

Follow me: @SandyKazmir, read me @ Dockoftherays.com, feel me whenever you want.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to no real names and such on here?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mysteries need to be solved.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My name is Bruce Wild but my friends call me tater nuts.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I'm not allowed to

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No facebook page. I have twitter though.

Maybe I’ll make a page this week. Seems like a lot of work for something I won’t pay attention to.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is DM?

I think I’m following most DRB people, or those I know about.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Direct Message

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply