jumping out of a plane in the year 2051, should i still be alive. it will be made to look like an accident // / perhaps murder or perhaps involuntary manslaughter. not sure yet. have some years to iron out the deetz though.

who's comin with? i think most of you won't want to live past age 65 anyway.... the Rays are going to be in Vegas. The Bucs will be helmed by the grandsires of Elijah Dukes and Josh Freeman, and their genes will be inferior to that of their forefathers. so don't think there will be anything to look forward to, sports wise. technology-wise, the 29th incarnation of the ipad will feature with a vagina-slot, but it got old at the 19th version. so don't worry about that. plus you will not be entirely sure how to work it. steve jobs was replaced by justin bieber as the head of Macdom in 2019 anyway.

so a plane it is. i will pull open my chute, and sporks and black dildos will rain out of it and cloud the jump instructor's view, but he will know. and it will be a beautiful death. maybe we'll do it in Nepal