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Just wanted to say: Sunny would have been 0/10 last night if not for Uncle Jack. The League was a 10/10.

 


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Will puyd and I meet up for lunch?

We’ll see if he responds to my email. Stay tuned for news at noon.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 9:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Yessssss, touch it, yess no no, slower

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

You could be hand model, you've got the goods

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would you put your hands on top of mine like they were mine?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

McPoyles > Artemis > Uncle Jack

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"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 24, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would also criticize the plot aspects of that show

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

To clarify: this season has not been good so far

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go kill yourself you piece of shit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am suddenly finding Jon Cryer a fucking riot.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

its ok

bored to death and eastbound start this sunday. hbo is killin it

by daveh33 on Sep 24, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, the only good thing about the league is the wife who is hot

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

They're all just like me!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

bullshit.

Last night was fantastic. Who doesn’t get a good chuckle out of accidental footjobs?

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the whole season last year, it just seems so hit and miss. Its like standard sitcom that slightly filthier, and with occasional good jokes.

But I’d like to remind you your defending a show in which the big gag at the end of the season premier was something going in another person’s ass

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

What was the joke that was argued about being dated or racist

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

How did it go?

I believe the line was, “Rafi is more useless than ______”

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I guess that fits his speech rhythm.

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 24, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved the premier

and last night.

Last season I agree was hit and miss. I think this season has been all hit

by Sveet on Sep 24, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll admit that last nights was ok, but the Vegas premier was pretty much awful

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it

Andre is my favorite character and it was all Andre

by Sveet on Sep 24, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

HE HADED THAT THING THAT GOED IN HIS BUTT LOL

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't find it so. The huge difference between the two episodes imo is that the brother in law is much funnier

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trophy was great

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you watch it if you hate it?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's on after Always Sunny

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Literally achieve a vegetative state when watching TV, eh?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's the goal

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you've gotta have some reason to smoke.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Biggest difference

When its all about the guys and their dumb league its lame. When their dumb league is juxtaposed to Ruxin and the other marriesd guys relationships, its golden,

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right on, right on

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's really not

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....

If you don’t do laundry, you ain’t got no clothes.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

When you see Puppy-D for lunch give him a peck on the cheek for me

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I will.

I haven’t heard back after I emailed him this morning….

I may just show up and look for the crunchy guy in flannel that’s quite obviously out of place on the east coast. “Hi, Mr. Dukes. Is that you?”

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

you could have done that

and yes I was wearing flannel/am wearing

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon last nights show was great.

1st was mediocre. Just like last season.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

The League has been killing it. Rafi is hilarious.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't say anything about that if he does end up dead.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes when I puke I shit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry about it, we shared a room until we were 18

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I found these pills in the medicine cabinet

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dick punch!

God do I know this guy, I think there is one in every group

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Sep 24, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not mine. I don't befriend douchebags IRL.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was funny

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

So what happened to the OTT yesterday? I don't see one.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Had to be deleted because of all the child porn

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

womp womp

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw shit, first pic of Chris Evans as Steve Rogers

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude got mega jacked.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

REDDEN THOSE LIPS YOU SOLDIER

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, what workout plan is he on?

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Ben Zobrist 316x

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has to be, biceps are disproportionate to his forearms.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Gerard Butler "lettuce" diet

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS HYDRO

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could get that kind of mass in my arms. I've got longer than normal arms so when I lift they look cut and lean instead of swollen.

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though, I could not be happier about the casting choice here.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

The biggest

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nazi Punch: A Steve Rodgers Mystery

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rogers

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking jackass

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thought the same thing a few days ago. "Why do I have this album on my phone, still?"

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know how you like noise, but also have soft spot for southern rock?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the stuff up to A Ghost is Born.

And I loved them live and live on Kicking Television.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anal Cunt

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least their wikipedia page, which is a thing of beauty
The band is often referred to by their initials A.C. (often written as AxCx) due to the offensive nature of their name and censorship limits on some radio and publications, and many of their album covers simply display the initials A.C. However, the band has managed to subvert even this abbreviation by drawing these letters in a manner resembling an anus and a vulva.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse, took the idea of intentional offense a step further with more extreme examples of racism and sexism, which proved controversial, as they covered topics seen as taboo. Examples include: “You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach”, “I Lit Your Baby On Fire” and “Women: Nature’s Punching Bag.” The lyrics to two of the songs on this album were censored and one of the songs on this album had its name changed from “Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks” (‘his father’ being Eric Clapton) to “Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck” because they were working for a record label in Britain, where libel laws are very stringent.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their I Like It When You Die developed the idea of containing insults in their songs, with a recurring song title being “X Is Gay”, with X being a person, place, thing, idea or event. Examples include: “You’re Gay”, “Technology’s Gay”, “Recycling Is Gay”, “The Internet Is Gay”, “Windchimes Are Gay” and even “The Word ‘Homophobic’ Is Gay.” Another recurring song title is “You X”, with examples including “You Own a Store”, “You Live in a Houseboat”, “You Are an Orphan”, “You Go to Art School”, and “You Keep a Diary”. The band even parodied themselves about this with the songs “You (Fill In The Blank)” and “I’m in Anal Cunt”.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some songs show influence from punk rock, powerviolence, doom metal and sludge metal.[citation needed]

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look at this child just discovering AC

We used to backyard wrestle to that shit when we were dumber

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Sep 24, 2010 11:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hahaha I like how you insult me while casually dropping that you used to "backyard wrestle"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great jokes work on many levels and my best tend to show a penchant for self-degredation

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
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by Andy Hellicksonstine on Sep 24, 2010 12:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great jokes work on many levels and my best tend to show a penchant for self-degredation

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Sep 24, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great jokes work on many levels and my best tend to show a penchant for self-degredation

Hell yeah it is.
Any amount of points can be scored week to week. well, besides 1 point. Any number is as likely to be reached as another, since there’s only one of each number, each has the same chance to be hit. IT’s how the syetemof averages works.
by waltermercier on Sep 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Sep 24, 2010 12:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fisticuff - Turn My Headphones Up

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Three

Rather out there recommendation, but they’re amazing.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Sep 24, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty awesome picture

In actual fact, it’s thousands of Munkiana Devil Rays off the coast of Baja California Sur in Mexico. The snap secured photographer Florian Schulz’s winning placement in the Chartered Institution of Water and Environmental Management’s annual awards, which had 4,500 entries from 97 different countries. All of the winning photos are exhibited at the Air Gallery in London, between the 25th – 30th October.

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I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

The outlier is Ben Zobrist 2009

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Sep 24, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I figured it was BJ, because he is black.

Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch

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by wtbudlight on Sep 24, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

You stick to the lappers and I'll handle the jokes

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm much better at my job than you are at yours

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by wtbudlight on Sep 24, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one beats you at getting lappers!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not anymore

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by wtbudlight on Sep 24, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ITS HAPPENING

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats good parenting.

But a real mother would beat the shit out of the other kid herself.

by blackraven on Sep 24, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go for the body lol

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Sep 24, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

What she wanted to say: "Kick her in the vagina"

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

They call that an uppercunt.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My RB2 this week is Fred Jackson. Christ. Spending $60 to get assfucked for three months.

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I've been awful this year

Haven’t looked at this weeks games yet.

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 24, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

BUCS 3 AND OH

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by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Had the same problem yesterday.

That and the constant logins are frustrating

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Sep 24, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odds are that his fingernails are four inches long.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yellow.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

gitty

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 24, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watched about half of the first episode. Wife didn't like it. I've heard lots of good things and hope to give it a shot once she's dead.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I divorce this chick and I'm moving to Portland.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Following the Rays?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will basically become Stu's cabana boy.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too hot and poor here.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our seats are the tits.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Elaborate

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The strong, masculine pigglets like me get to sit right up next to the power teet (the field) of the Ray Jay.

Stuck way up in the upper deck, you have to strain and compete with the rest of the runts to get that precious milk (the game).

I thought it was pretty clear, but I’m also on new meds.

by Suttree on Sep 24, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF. I see 100% of the game. In your seats, you see fucking anarchy. Your seats suck.

Not to mention the irony of you looking down on me when you bum tickets from someone else.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

IM NOT COMING TO SEE YOU THIS SUNDAY

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

*pops collar*

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fall of the OTTOTD

Good run guys. It’s over now.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

General

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next, DRB.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 24, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BN will stand the test of time

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are certainly the one people look to for signs of the times

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY!!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?

Going to have to cancel. Our exchange server went down, and i have to leave for the airport by 2:30. Going ot work through lunch.

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

womp womp

So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

by kericr on Sep 24, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, he kinda just lays there, it's not as good as you'd think

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
“Now the obvious answer is for all of us to stop eating fruits and vegetables. And if you look at the recent obesity statistics, you’ll see that many Americans already have started,” he said, according to a Washington Post report. “I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.”

Do you realize Betty White is a milf for me? Ouch

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

by wtbudlight on Sep 24, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bieber is going the be the next Marty McFly

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

by Warde on Sep 24, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahah

Hopefully he likes the Corn Shakes…

by rglass44 on Sep 24, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it not bode well?

Their defense is almost as bad as Samford’s, and I was present to witness that utter domination. Any word yet on whether Ponder or Manuel will start??

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by JSeverin on Sep 24, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or did you mean it doesn't bode well for Wake?

Comprehension fail.

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by JSeverin on Sep 24, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.draysbay.com/2010/9/24/1707945/ottotd-work-is-both-time-consuming-and-soul-crushing#47584764

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fax is fax

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 24, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot new shit for you to ride out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpEKT6OP9ec&feature=player_embedded

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Roughly 5k calories.

Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Sep 24, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no wonder patrick just ate frys

he is staying thin for you

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 24, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a bunch of Five Guys in Tampa now

They’ve been spreading like wildfire. Easily the best chain fast food burger though.

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by Brickhaus on Sep 24, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's even one in Tally now.

When I want to shorten my life by 6 months per sitting, that’s where I go.

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 24, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't feel like replying

but Rickety Cricket is definitely my favorite secondary

Don says: and CC.. I can’t believe you..Quit hanging around with Upton…Stupid is.. as Stupid does! Forrest Gump knows that!

by pudieron89 on Sep 24, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You deserve to go to the WS; White Slavery

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "To be the best, you have to beat the best…"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 24, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had the trailer on before the game at the Trop

It’s like the MLB has a deal with HBO or something!

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