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The 2010 Rays, Food Style

Little-know fact about me: I love to cook and bake. I find myself watching the Rays while baking quite often, keeping myself busy on the weekends, and I find that certain players call to mind particular ingredients. Is that odd? Undoubtedly, but I long ago gave up worrying about it. 

And so, without further ado - and for no real reason besides the fact that I find it amusing - I present you with the 2010 Rays and their food/ingredient counterparts. Bon appetit!

Evan Longoria - Fresh, garden-picked basil

There is nothing else that hits your olfactory glands with as much pizzazz as basil. It's my favorite smell, my favorite flavor, and it's good no matter how you serve it. Blend it into pesto, throw it on a panini with mozzarella and tomato, use it as a spice - it enhances every dish ever. I recently dried some out to store it, and I plan to use it for a looong time. 

Carl Crawford - Bread flour

I recently made a loaf of French bread using bread flour, and it was one of the smoothest, softest doughs I've ever kneaded. It took a long time to make - almost all day between the multiple risings and shapings - but the bread was the best I've made so far. I liked it so much, I'm almost done with the loaf already.

Brad Hawpe - Leeks

What are these things? I'm not even sure.

Star-divide

B.J. Upton - Pumpkin

They'll cover the entire garden if you let them and they taste quite good, but instead people like to carve them and let them rot.

Carlos Pena - Yeast

Sometimes I kill it with water that's too hot and my dough sits there like a brick. But other times, it makes things get big fast. 

Sean Rodriguez - Juicy, fresh tomato

The most exciting vegetable in the garden.

Ben Zobrist - Strawberries

I love these, but it hasn't been a good year for them at all. The weather made their growing season early and short, so we had about two weeks of good bounty before they closed up shop for the year. 

Reid Brignac - Dill

This is a spice I really like, but I never get around to using it much. 

Jason Bartlett - Heavy cream

I bought some once and whipped it up into whipped cream - it was amazing, even though I knew it was bad for me. And  then it melted the next day and turned into a pile of goo. 

Rocco Baldelli - Paprika

I don't know what this spice tastes like and it never seems to do much to my dishes, but I can't help but like it because it has a cool name. 

Pat Burrell - Old moldy thing in the back of the fridge

I threw this out a couple months ago, but the residue won't come off.

Hank Blalock - Kale and polenta cassarole

In retrospect, this sounds like such a horrible idea. Why did I try it? Simple answer: I got a great deal on kale at a local farm stand and had nothing else to do with it. Never again.

Matt Joyce - Milk

Got milk? It's just what the doctor ordered.

David Price - Crackers and sharp cheddar cheese

I could eat this every day, all day.

James Shields - Honey

It tastes so good, but sometimes I make a big mess when I use it. 

Matt Garza - Hot chili pepper 

I was making chili the other night and wasn't sure how much hot pepper to add, so I decided to taste the chili and see how spicy it was. Baaaaad idea.

Jeremy Hellickson - Toblerone chocolate

I had this a few times while traveling abroad in Europe and it's some of the best chocolate I ever had, but I can only find it in the States intermittently.

Lance Cormier - Cornmeal

I hate it and I want it off my bagels, NOW!

Rafael Soriano - Zucchini

Friggin' badass - this vegetable means business.

Joe Maddon - Red Wine

But of course. A good glass of wine brings a meal together and completes the experience, blending the flavors and enhancing each in turn. Age, class, sophistication - wine speaks to me about the finer things in life. 

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SF1 field day right here.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 AM EDT reply actions  

She can, can't she?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

clearly her wide mouth wasn't enough for former NYS Governor Elliot Spitzer

Hence why he got prostitutes which lead to the scandal.

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Sep 3, 2010 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's no Asley Dupree

follow me on twitter @sternfan10

by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every so often you post something like this that makes me think you're not a monster IRL.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2010 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ask RG--he'll tell you

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by sternfan1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was confused here at first because I though RG was Ryan Glass.

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

*thought

Haddad is an arab name, all arabs are terrorists. At least some Indians are hilarious tech support geeks with mustaches and fake talk-shows

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

FOOD METAPHORS

i'll tweet that prick right now
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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Hating cornmeal? You realize that is the 1/2 of the recipe of CHEESE GRITS, yes?

i'll tweet that prick right now
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by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2010 8:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Selmons!

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by FreeZorilla on Sep 3, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a lot less baking in the Rays clubhouse

Since Scott Kazmir got traded and JP Howell has been on the injured list all year.

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 3, 2010 8:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Having a good baseball team

Is a lot like baking a cake. First you gotta add the flour, and then you throw in some eggs and a lot of sugar. But you’re still missing something, you still need that magic ingredient. You gotta add some water. Mix it all up and let it sit in the oven for a little while, and boom, you got a cake.

/Teddy Atlas

Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."

by Brickhaus on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

"David Price - Crackers and sharp cheddar cheese"

Typical DRB race bashing.

i'll tweet that prick right now
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
by sternfan1 on Aug 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

by PlayOnWords on Sep 3, 2010 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I can't say what I want to say about this post, because I'm afraid I'll get banned.

If this works, I want the copywrite and patent on the statistic.

Follow me: @SandyKazmir, read me @ Dockoftherays.com, feel me whenever you want.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 3, 2010 9:13 AM EDT reply actions  

VEGAN AGENDA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Brilliant piece!
B.J. Upton – Pumpkin

They’ll cover the entire garden if you let them and they taste quite good, but instead people like to carve them and let them rot.

from Cubs Stats and Twitter @BradleyWoodrum

by BWoodrum on Sep 3, 2010 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Amazing...
Rocco Baldelli – Paprika

I don’t know what this spice tastes like and it never seems to do much to my dishes, but I can’t help but like it because it has a cool name.

lmao…

by Jeffrey Borbas on Sep 3, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

eh ide love to eat like a "champion"

Players get SUPER scared about eatin home time food…I don’t trust the yankmees

by slak96u on Sep 4, 2010 4:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

one question...

Why is the HOT DOG of the Red Sox our HOTDOG!!! Shame Shame…unfortunatly after the Stadium reviews its prob the safest thing to eat…….

by slak96u on Sep 4, 2010 5:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

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