93/10 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Baltimore Orioles
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 3, 2010 6:33 PM EDT
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3 game series vs Orioles @ Oriole Park at Camden Yards
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Tampa Bay Rays Friday, Sep 3, 2010, 7:05 PM EDT Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.
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This. Is. GARZA!
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someone will be winning
in Camden Yards. Unless you meant “we’re”?
No one said “first”. So let me be the first to say “fourth”.
their's nothing wrong with bad grammer, you get the point... your dumb
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
haha, irregardless is a real word.
cue buzzers and fail horns
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"the grammer police" haha
that’s so ironic
all of my grammatical errors were intended
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
Even when you said grammer earlier
and now are laughing at him saying it like its the first time this has happened?
i'm not laughing at him...
just saying that “the grammer police” is ironic…
also, I intentionally spelled grammar wrong..
anyways, go Rays!
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
I want to ban everyone in the above subthread.
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 3, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
GDT's are hopeless now. All the cool kids are in the OTT during the day.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay Brignac fans — here's his chance to shine
Hope he doesn’t let you down, but I have my doubts. Maybe he’ll make up for the bat in the field.
Just throwing this out there.
If you were to go onto NFLshop.com, you can order an authentic replica #15 Denver Broncos Jersey for $99.
If you were to do this, you can option to put the name “TEARBOW” on the back. It isn’t blocked by their filter, and there’s a non-zero chance they will process the order.
If you were to receive a #15 “TEARBOW” Denver Broncos jersey, a lot of people would think it’s funny. You would want to propagate the knowledge of it’s existence on the internet. The internet would likely look kindly upon your ingenuity.
This mockery in turn would likely be brought to the attention of the NFL, which likely would then prevent further “TEARBOW” jerseys from being made. By default, your brand new “TEARBOW” jersey becomes instantly collectable.
I’m not saying that any of YOU should do this, but i can’t.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to offer a $500 bounty to the first lineman to scream "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW" after sacking him.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we get someone to take Zobrist off our hands in the offseason
I like Joyce in RF and SeanRod at 2B
Miami is in Ohio
We should trade that Daniel Price too, someone needs a closer.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks like it's dropping frames.
It’s not broadcasting at it’s normal framerate; it’s slow. Somewhere between 20-25 frames a second. It should be 30.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I defined 'jumpy' as an unsteady camera. I can't think of a better way of describing what I see then dropping frames, because that's exactly what's happening.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess that would be technically correct, though I usually describe lagginess with something more severe then this.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
guess we agree to disagree
just thibnk Zobrist peaked last year
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 3, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no agreement to disagree here. You're just wrong.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Because you are automatically right??
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 3, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
high obp multi position players are terrible
thats what i heard anyways
they are also valuable in a trade when there are other options
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 3, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Having a player like Willy Aybar on our bench is pointless if we can trade him for a type B prospect
There’s no reason to hoard depth if you can get value.
That being said, trading Zobrist for anyone other than THE DEATH LION would be dumb
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Least he finally changed from that god awful song he had before
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Blame the Orioles.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza's going to OBAMACARE the Orioles.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a "shove it down their throat" joke.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You should watch more Fox News. Fill your heart with their hate. Only then will you understand.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
OK I get it now. I missed it.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If only he drove a Testarossa
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else seeing an improvement in the feed?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
My feed has been fine.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Wonder if its just specific to an area. I'm over by MacDill
and my feed seems to be fine.
by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 3, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, scoring is weird.
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
Really could have done a better job with that.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Also thanks for not falling over there CC
thought you were going ass over elbows for sure
by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 3, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Golly, I've missed away games.
BA is so much better than KK.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Was he limping or was that just some excessive swagger?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
44% of the time
Maybe a tick higher for the Rays
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Late, but, the ump's zone sucks.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
<3 that guy
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Get it in the air Benny.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Of course.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That'll do.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT DAN JOHNSON?
He deserves hits
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 3, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
Sabermetrics disproved that a long time ago
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So the new math says
we can wish better results for “deserving” players? Or that hitting skill is an illusion?
Fuck it sucks having friends that work late.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Not able to head out to the PX? Or are you guys going out to hit up that hot Kabul night life?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
There you are!!! <3
Nah, we got a 4-day thanks to the holiday. I’m in Indianapolis.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I put many more obnoxious hearts in the header, FYI.
Dunno why they didn’t take.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Indianapolis? Yeash Kabul sounds like more fun
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here aren't I?
It’s not that great. Most “fun” things are geared to racing and it’s INCREDIBLE to see what crawls out of the bowels of the redneck haven that is rural Indiana when there’s a race in town.
There happens to be some Indy car shit going on this weekend if I’m not mistaken. I might go check out the shenanigans.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
On the upside you could pick up a meth habit real quick before you're sent back to the shit
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how you're always sunny side up.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Always here to help our brave men and women in uniform
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Whereas I'm just here to help brave women out of their uniform.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so easy to bang military women (so I'm told)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It is, yeah.
There’s a ton of guys who get hitched too fast just to get out of the barracks and to get that extra cash. So the divorce rate due to adultery (even though it’s a jailable offense in the Army) is extremely high.
And if a chick in the military is single and decent looking there’s a good chance she’s damaged. And you know damaged girls are easy.
Its kind of a shitty deal.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend in NI said that all of the women are just passed around (esp Air Force)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Air Force chicks are generally the best looking. I dunno why, it's just a rule.
But I imagine it’s the same in all the branches (except the Navy, haha (not a real laugh)). Men outnumber women in the military by some ridiculous ratio. I dunno if you’ve ever been to a military base, but they’re usually an hour or so away from a major city (at least in the Army’s case) but there’s always a shitty little town outside of base that’s full of hotel/motels, strip clubs, bars, pizza joints, and tattoo parlors.
Rape, sexual assault and STDs are too common but unless they come up with some solution (I have no idea what) you’re always going to have all these bored, sexually frustrated, generally muscular guys trying to bang a relatively small group of girls. It sucks.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"but unless they come up with some solution (I have no idea what)"
Dudes will start fucking eachother.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Submarines: 100 sailors go down, 50 couples come up
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a story I heard in basic.
One of our Drill Sergeants knew a guy while he was stationed in Korea who kept waking up with a sore asshole. So finally he goes to the doc to see what was going on. Doc says it looks like there’s a little bit of trauma there but he couldn’t say from what. Then he asked the guy how well he knew his roommate.
So he went to bed but didn’t go to sleep and he caught his roommate trying to put a rag doused with chloroform over his mouth. Turns out his roomy had be drugging the raping him several times a week.
You joke, but some fucked up shit tends to happen.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ, Okinawa never had a chance
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
been drugging and*
its what I get for watching the game.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Is 'Berto the only Ray (until Price this year?) to get a CY vote?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
Nope, I just looked it up, only 'Berto
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
was just a guess
originally I was going to say “what otehr Rays pitcher had a good enough season”. Then I remebered Kaz leading the AL (or was it all MLB?) in K’s and thought that might have gotten a vote or two.
alas, alack…
I fucking hope not
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to bet Soriano wins third prize this off season
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
(That's 2nd prize)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean 'poets' not 'voets'
There once was a man named MFIKY
who always got the save in a quicky
he once blew a game
then strangled a dame
for putting her teeth on his dickie…
Rape is certainly hilarious, I'll give you that...
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The worthiest of reasons to murder.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Mixed signals.
Lame.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
This thread is full of perverts and deviants
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
(myself excepted, obviously)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So I might just get Virgin Mobile's new MiFi gizmo.
No data limit and no contract sounds pretty nifty.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
My apologies.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just For Men targets Pervy Dads
And kinky daughters.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.draysbay.com/2010/9/3/1668404/93-10-gdt-tampa-bay-rays-baltimore#45911120
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.draysbay.com/2010/9/3/1668404/93-10-gdt-tampa-bay-rays-baltimore#45911120
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
STAY AWAY FROM MY LANGORIA
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
One of our blacks is a ninja. It doesn't matter how many they have, ninjas always win.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
plus, if there was a brawl,
Soriano would just come out to the middle of it, spread his arms… Open his mouth as wide as he could and unleash thousands and thousands of locusts onto the O’s
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
AGGRESSIVE STANCE ON RACE
IT’S NOT FUNNY, FOLKS
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Flipped over to the US Open...
Venus Williams is wearing an outfit that looks like a clubbing dress. It’s not revealing or slutty looking, but Jesus – why the constant fashion statement? Just play the fucking game…
I fucking hate Tennis.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
That's probably my LEAST favorite aspect
I play the game at a high level – the grunting is CHEATING. It masks the sound of the ball off your opponents raquet, depriving you of aural cues to how good a shot is coming towards you.
I generally like to see the sweaty nubile female bodies and nipple shots, though. So there is a bit of depravity involved…
Does nothing for me.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Oh for fucks sake.
DanJo without the Rays DH curse would be a .300/.400/.500 hitter.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Justice? DID SHE DIED?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Fuck this cunt, and apparently she doubles as the rapper, "The Game".
The footage has emerged and where the girl, who allegedly threw puppies, sorry. "My name is Katja Puschnik and I want to apologize for his behavior. Puppies belonged to my grandmother and she told me to get rid of them because they were ill, and only three days old. I did not really know what I should do and I have thrown into the river because I did not want to suffer. I’m very sorry about that, "the game’’, whose authenticity could not be confirmed
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Weak Carl
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
try this,
watch any other left fielder in the league over a season and see what you think about Crawford
Leave me alone, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy.
What the hell were they saying?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not listening much
after 4 bourbon hi-balls. might be going for #5 soon. Have to catch up with Raysfan81, but I’ve got him beat with miles from Camden Yards…
John Cheever's account found
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark Hendrickson the only person to play in 2 pro sports and suck in both of them?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Baseball and Raysball?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza's throwing his off speed stuff like I throw darts after 10 beers.
My consistency in aim becomes streaky, but my aim itself is deadly. I’ve spent 10 turns trying to knock out 20’s in cricket, and in the same night I hit 13 straight bullsyes.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"and in the same night I hit 13 straight bullsyes."
So you started playing cricket and ended up playing pin the tail on the donkey?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy went cold on bullseyes and I pointed him out after he built a huge lead.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
13 straight is insane.
Even if you’re not being literal. Even scoring 13 straight times before he could close it out is insane.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I am being literal. I was never anywhere near that accurate sober. I was much much more consistent.
I had managed to beat the same guy a couple weeks ago in 7 turns, stone cold sober.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. I'd call you a liar, but you don't seem the type.
That’s awesome, man. Drunk or not, 13 straight bullseyes is a hell of a thing to be able to say you’ve done.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks. I still love darts, but my friends don't play anymore because they only marginally improved during all the time we were playing.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I understand. My roommate at Purdue had the same thing going on with ping-pong.
He got good enough that we eventually got tired of losing to him all the time.
If I ever put together a beerfest type team I’ll keep you in mind.
/lame joke
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Was he asian?
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Polish.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Asian kid I know has his own ping pong paddle custom made and did tournaments in China.
He was insane.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
I believe it. I saw a few play while I was there.
(Not being racist) They’re pretty amazing.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The spins and crap he would do with it was amazing.
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
He was communist?
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not as good as I was 3 years ago.
Three years ago, I was playing 50-60 games weekly and had been doing so for about 2 years prior to that. If I had put in a little more practice, I could have played professionally.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I'm with you.
Seems like the definition of being “effectively wild”.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
effectively hooked
Maddon seems to have a quicker hook lately. Conserving pitches for the post season I guess…
Just better get there…
Basically me in bowling, darts, basketball shooting....
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Garza
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
So Joyce drew a walk there.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
TRADE DAVIS FOR HIM
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
HR DERBYITIS
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
CONTRACT EXTENSIONITIS
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
WASN'T ALL THAT GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACEITIS
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh BA, how you make me laugh.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Dunno anything about that.
Why are you listening to the O’s radio feed?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza said
something about not repeatig the last 4 HR given up performance, shove it down their throats, they won’t be comfortable…
Brady Anderson??? Should he have been disgraced as an obvious juicer?
haha
I forget how Garza worded it, and I’m not going to butcher what he said, but it was the quote of the game, before the game started. Something about how last time Garza gave up 4 homeruns, but he was going to shove that down their throats this time out.
Control + F, "OBAMACARE"
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
DERRICK WARD WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IT
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Did we ever complete the trade for Qualls?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
They win that trade, but no big deal I guess.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe's sister looks just like him, absolutely terrifying.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
That's a shame.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, he's a FA at the end of the year.
And LOOGYs are pretty much disposable.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking horrible.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty solid play.
Sure do like Brian Roberts.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
I think my BMW captures my douchey essence nicely.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's also a shame that the commercials can't all be in sync across all markets.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh, your douche is scented with new car smell.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
My car's keyfob looks a little bit like a douche.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's odd.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
...
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So it does.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza:
“I owe them a lot of payback for the type of outing I had last time against them,” he said. "They had back-to-back-to-back. So I’m going to make them feel really uncomfortable in the box. So they know, this (shit) doesn’t happen, so don’t get used to it.
“I’m going to go in there, hair on fire, like I have been and go after them and say, ‘Hey, you got me the first time, well I’m going to shove it down your throat this time.’ "
Garza:Tupac
that quote: Hit Em Up
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
I think I did this wrong...maybe... i forget
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
I just spent the last 2 innings reading all of The Pirate Bay legal letters and responses, good stuff.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
So helly looked awfully stoned there.
Listening to Hawpe go on and on like he’s interesting or something.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
There you go.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Talking about pitchers all the time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taking about catchers all the time.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
I lol everytime about the "this is unacceptable" dominoes pizza commercial.
The guy sounds devastated.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I sent Dominos pictures from the big sausage pizza porn site. I've yet to hear a response from them.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope they contact me. That's not what I meant when I said 'extra sausage'
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They're trying to set up a MEATing with you in person.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
ATLANTIC CITY
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Here's how Sternfan views the Rays' season thus far (Rays = bicycle)
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Haha. That's awesome.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hacky BenZo pisses me off.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
Especially on that AB.
Last year he’s up 3-0 there.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
There's not a site out there that tracks that is there?
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
There might be
But his BIP aren’t traveling as far. And watching some old 2009 vids compared to this year, he looks so different.
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Sep 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
RIUN
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They need to swing at better pitches
and hit them
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Sep 3, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He was barely in the zone too.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
No saves are cheap
The FA market says so.
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Sep 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Luckily
This man will not be pitching in October
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Sep 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought we were going to see Hell Boy tonight
I was hoping the Rays would get more runs too so we didn’t have to use Sori.
Tell me everyone just heard that
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
BA: "Finish him off with the old reach around"
Staats: “I like that too”
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
"coming with the back-door breaking ball and finish him off with the old reach around"
/long silence
“I like that too”
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian Anderson is the best announcer ever.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If that's what makes you good.....
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Buck would be 1,000 times better if he used that line.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Buck should die
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you, fucking retarded? I'm being sarcastic, fuckhead. Of course it was horrible.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I will stand triumphantly over your hate-riddled corpse.
So I should just change my sig to
I hate everyone of color, along with invalids, the old, and the retarded?
by firemangreg on Jul 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the long pause
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Bout time they finished this bitch.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
With the old reach around
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe hits .500% as a Rays manager, nice.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
12 games
Which is is ludicrous
PIZZA?!?
by Transplanted on Sep 3, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
where are my gifs? is this a new thread?
you guys are litl fucking sluts. uck you guys. i bet you guys tmpons in the womines bathromms and pay 75 cents for each ne. fuck you
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