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9/6/10 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox

Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox, Sep 6, 2010 7:10 PM EDT



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3 game series vs Red Sox @ Fenway Park

Tampa Bay Rays
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Monday, Sep 6, 2010, 7:10 PM EDT
Fenway Park

Jeff Niemann vs Jon Lester

Clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 75.

 

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Hopefully Niemann can maintain his velocity beyond 50 pitches tonight. If he's not on his game, this could get ugly.

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Yankees lose two in a row, and i doubt we take advantage

all of a sudden our SP beyond Garza and Price looks ugly
Is it time to unleash Hell-boy?

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by sternfan1 on Sep 6, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Not like it matters

I’d rather play Minnesota anyway

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by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

First, we're winning this one 11-0, mark it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

If you can find them you'll probably make a lot of money since we're winning 11-0, book it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

where winning this bet

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

B&

From DRaysBay Hall of Fame.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No such thing, but if there was I wouldn't even need a ballot

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what Pete Rose said.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Blount ever be loved in this area if he booms?

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I already love him.

He’s feisty.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"feisty", black people can't be feisty. The word you're looking for is "angry". Common mistake.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's Mexican.

If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT

by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone please tell me why they would prefer to trade Garza over Shields?

It just doesn’t make any sense. Shields stats have gotten worse in each of the last three years in nearly any stat you want to look at (ERA, FIP, BB/9, BAA, HR/9, WAR, WHIP)

If Garza wants to sign an extension (and that’s a big if) that buys out his arb years and 1 or 2 years of FA, wouldn’t that be the best choice?

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Better return+$$$

Shields is still really good, just having a bad year though.

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still wonder if Shields would get a good return

he’s still got a team friendly contract, healthy, 200 innings eater, and still a good pitcher. I think they’d get a good trade from him. I just think Garza is the one of the two that I’d rather keep.

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how Garza would fair on a team that doesn't win a ton of games. He's obviously a mental case, I would think losing would get to him

Perhaps unfairly, but I see him as another Carlos Zambrano. All’s great when you’re winning, but when you’re losing he’s the first one frustrated and pointing fingers.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be more fair. Obvi we're just shooting from the hip with comparisons that bolster our cause.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may be ultra competitive, but his numbers have been consistent in the last 3 yrs

and another good post-season should show that he shows up when you need him the most.

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garza may be better, but that's not how things work

Besides, this would be selling low. It’s extremely unlikely Shields can pitch worse than this.

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Garza's incentive to sign a deal? Money?

The only way he signs a deal is to over-pay.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

long term security?

coming into season he said he was open to extension…who knows?

Maybe a 3 or 4 year deal at 8 per? He may not go for it, but it’d be a decent arb offer.

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't recall that and if he's going to sign it'll be for more than that money, think 4/40 at a minimum

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if he's smart, he has no incentive to sign with 3 years of arby left

He’s getting 3.5 (rounded) this year and should be getting no less than 6, 8, 10 over the next 3 by my guess. His FA year is worth something like 13M. So I’m saying he doesn’t sign on the line unless he gets 4/40 plus a high dollar option year. Even in this scenario you’re only buying out 1 FA year with maybe an option for another. Why would the Rays do this?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/35+2mil buyout may work

6/7.5/9.5/12

Not sure how this stacks up to other similar deals though

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with ur 6,8,10

so 3 yr 24 is right in line with what he would make. Add in a 8 mil yr for 4th year, and the Rays incentive is saving a good 5 mil over the 4th year.

Garza’s incentive is he gets the security of the longer term deal while still allowing him for a massive pay day when this contract is up.

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not going from 10 to 8 going from Arb-4 to FA

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/38

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/kansas-city-royals_28.html

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/32 sounds like it could be enough to get the deal done

Maybe instead a 3/24 if he doesn’t want his first two years of FA bought out.

by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a Super 2

He’s only entering Arb2 of 4, so we’d need 4+option year to make it work.

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by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not signing for that pittance.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before 2009

Greinke did nothing

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by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke wasn't a Super-2, that's a huge difference.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse in K/9?

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any stat you look at? Or just the ones you cherrypick?

He’s improved his K/9 and K/BB numbers dramatically, which isn’t something you see normally. And by xFIP, he’s doing all right.

If Garza wants to sign an extension and he ends up being as cheap as Shields, then yeah, keep him and trade Shields. But the bang for your buck that you’re getting right now is impressive with Shields

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Sep 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no matter what, today is a good sports day for tampa bay

we got blount

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

it's funny cause blount hasn't done anything worse then gomes does weekly

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so disinterested in tonight's game

Would rather watch Boise State play

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope they get their asses kicked, go away assholes.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me a pessimist

but 1 out of 3 puts us 6 1/2 up..

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That's all you need

Because it takes 3 days off the calendar

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Sep 6, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it possible that blount could be on the bench tonight?

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Can he hit lefties?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can hit whities.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

which is all that really matters

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will lead to me being really conflicted

it’s inevitable that williams/blount will hang out, and then start calling freeman an oreo

We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they rob a bank and win the super bowl, let'

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see Aikman's boys do that

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

talib/williams/blount love triangle

I JUST CANT CHOOSE

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't have to

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briscoe can be a badboy when he wants.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they play Bad Boy 4 Life when they come out of the tunnel

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope luther campbell deams us the official U of the nfl

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough cocaine, less gays

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUST-WIN

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I like steak

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only time I hate bacon, filet mignon's are disgusting.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any steak is a rarity for me so I'm not picky

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEASON THAT STEAK

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

STEAK

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAYKE

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That motion penalty is just dumb

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I WONDER WHAT PLAY NAVY IS GOING TO USE?

OH SHIT IT’S A RUN PLAY.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What a shitty fucking game, they ran it like 98% of the time. Wtf?

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you never seen Navy?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got cute, they should have stayed going back to the right.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but both teams passed roughly 4 times the entire game.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't watch whole game...

why not a FG attempt to tie?

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then the Mission would not be Accomplished

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

PRESEASON GAME, NO TIES

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rocco vs. Lester will be 2-2 2HR

but they will need a pinch runner for him to get around the bases the second time.

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT STARTING EVERY GAME, MADDON'S MISSION IS SICKENING ROCCO

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe's book says

lefties can’t hit lefties..righties can’t hit righties

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Merlot Joe getting perilously close to a .500 managerial record

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He sucks

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Lou had this talent we'd never lose a game

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lou could have

if he had been patient and not bad mouthed the new ownership before they got in the door.

by tampa_edski on Sep 6, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's really not good, don't believe the hype

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant

Lou could have had this talent. I don’t belive (or didn’t believe) the hype, and never thought Pinella was that good a manager

by tampa_edski on Sep 6, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEEJ TRIPLE

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Williams - LeGarrette Blount - BJ Upton

Tampa Stallions

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Toby Garheart is the only stallion I would ride into town

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get off your pale horse

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

get off you're pail hoarse*

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bartlett GS

calling it

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Oh great, Bartlett.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU. CAN. NOT. STOP. HIM.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck on both of my balls bitchboy

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

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7764633542

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice veteran move that the guy put in the 2-hole can't even advance the runner

A GRITTY VETERAN NEEDS TO GROUND OUT TO 2ND THERE OR BUNT TRYING

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Sup ya'll

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You get my text on Saturday?

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

not good

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I'm out of the dog house.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was okay around dinner on Saturday. Didn't talk to me much for 24 hrs then all was good.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that thing we talked about? It's happening again

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you did. I'm using that statement as shorthand for "OH LOOK, SECRET IRL TALK ON DRB THAT HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL ASK ABOUT SO I CAN BASK IN THE ATTENTION"

SRQ-style

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm using SRQ's boobies adventure as a point of comparison for you and pmcy's little insider chat

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

I was mentioning that in addition to PMCY’s secret awesome insider chat, SRQ sent me FB messages about what a great night he had exploring some poor girl’s body

Boom. Outta Here.

by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never said that.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is physically and morally revolting

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson

by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SRQ sticking his fingers in a pudding cup doesn't count

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got lappers?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl = Melanoma

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone has melanoma, deal with it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehhh, folks in new england

don’t see enough sunshine. they have their heads up their – errrr

by tampa_edski on Sep 6, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if anyone still posts at Over The Monster, probably just tumbleweeds blowing through there

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely not lupus.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUNS

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

CC!

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting calls as well

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see some sort of study on this before I start believing it.

I highly doubt the average umpire is missing 14% of their balls and strikes.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the parameters?

sabresrule79080 at yahoo dot com

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used Evan Longoria's average sz_top and sz_bottom

10.5 to -10.5 for the zone (related best with what fangraphs had)

by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you're applying that zone to all Major League hitters?

Why not just use Brooks’ normalized zones. Count up all the games for and against all year ( I believe FreeZo was doing this) and then analyze?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then don't make broad statements like this
1 in 7
Evens out in the long run

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did for Longoria at least (he got 2 more burns than helpful calls)

I assume he gets the same treatment as most, and it’s like 1100 calls. That’s a lot

by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to score 11 runs here in the next 30 min so I can watch Boise/VaTech

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You're terrible

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have no idea.

where are my gifs? is this a new thread? you guys are litl fucking sluts. uck you guys. i bet you guys tmpons in the womines bathromms and pay 75 cents for each ne. fuck you

by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that anyone who would watch any college football over any baseball is a garbage "person"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that thing we talked about? It's happening again

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This story is not GDT worthy.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

DID YOU GET A LAPPER

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up and get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch the game....

ooh and tell your wife/mother i will be over later….with donuts :)

by Paul Ellis on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up and get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, nobody, got it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it was hilarious

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every little swing, every run, every walk... they're like

watching someone hammer nails into a coffin, filled with the Red Sox 2010 season.

Go to hell.

by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 6, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That looked low

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

special zone for Lester

by tampa_edski on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't wait for the first umpire to give Westmoreland about 7 pitches to swing at

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Niemann isnt getting that call at all

by d.wig on Sep 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too tall

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

racist

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a really old image, but one of my all time internet faves

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. I LOL everytime I see it.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad

it won’t last long. it would be nice to see what that crew could do for a season or two

by tampa_edski on Sep 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a hate crime!!

there not black…there “pigment challenged”

by Paul Ellis on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

your heart's in the right place

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the Rasmus/Upton tread worth opening?

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I can only imagine. Though I saw Tommy say we could get Rasmus for Niemann and I gotta agree. I'd love that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems pretty light

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards have no leverage since their superstar says to dump him and they are in the process of convincing him to stay

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you aren't serious

How much money can you make in arb after sitting on a bench for 3 years. They have no obligation to appease him.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Convincing PUJOLS TO STAY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to the Red Sox as soon as Drew is off the books, this is a foregone conclusion

He’ll hit 70 with 50 doubles in that park every year. Can’t wait

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was assuming he was joking. Why would the Cards have no leverage?

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep Poo holes happy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOu would think that keeping their best players would make Pujols happy.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone dropped the quote somewhere on here. Pujols wants him gone.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read the quote. I don't think he wants him gone as much as he wants him to STFU and play.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This
"If he doesn’t want to be here next year, we need to figure out a way to get him out of here and find somebody that wants to be here and play," said the nine-time All-Star. "That’s a reality.

"That’ll show you right there a young player that doesn’t respect what he’s got," Pujols added. "He needs to find out the talent and ability that he has and pretty much keep his mouth shut and play the game. Let the organization make those decisions, not himself."

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know what's going on behind the scenes, but if TLR and Pooholes don't like him, he's gone

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

They only don't if TLR doesn't come back.

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I'd throw both of your kids in to seal that deal

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second'd

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kiemann

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sonny back yet?

could use him tonight

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Bartlett murder

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

MVB

love it love it love it
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHH, oh

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BARTY

proving he’s better than Brignac

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

at second base

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both pitchers laboring

makes sense today, I guess

Miami is in Ohio

by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Niemann is laboring?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitching a perfect game

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No-hitter

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he's throwing pitches, that's what pitchers do.

Not sure if I’ve seen too many 1-2-3 innings first time through the order, but that’s what he’s about to do

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, yes, he did well vs. the first 2 and then can't buy a call to save his life.

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf that curve was perfect.

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean we don't want to hit VMart in the head?

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

what a fucking joke.

Man I just saw a tall super model giraffe lookin ass bitch and I thought I could fuck her an make 1 of them super ball dunkin ass niggas lol

by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

They can ask BA because he won't shut up about how despite it being in the zone it's a ball

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BA and the ump

only two that call that a ball.

Man I just saw a tall super model giraffe lookin ass bitch and I thought I could fuck her an make 1 of them super ball dunkin ass niggas lol

by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Anderson - Fox Trax lying and getting me pissed.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Four more days as a regular for me 'round here.

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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

our stallions are the only things of value.

we should go after Cam Maybin and Dex Fowler before they get hella exspensive… and Rickie Weeks.

by daveh33 on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh this is good

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Boston fans, being classy

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by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Use the normalized zone

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE FORCE

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh look Sylar wants us to get rid of a pitcher

/shocked

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK this zone

Man I just saw a tall super model giraffe lookin ass bitch and I thought I could fuck her an make 1 of them super ball dunkin ass niggas lol

by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck do you expect when the zone is this tight.

my god this is a fucking joke.

Man I just saw a tall super model giraffe lookin ass bitch and I thought I could fuck her an make 1 of them super ball dunkin ass niggas lol

by pudieron89 on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the ump, just give em the fucking trophy

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by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 6, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

.

"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson

by ReasonableDoubt on Sep 6, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we fucking drop V-mart?

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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

V "Adrian Beltre" Mart

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Break his other testicle.

love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT

by SRQman on Sep 6, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolfuck

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Helly up

where are my gifs? is this a new thread? you guys are litl fucking sluts. uck you guys. i bet you guys tmpons in the womines bathromms and pay 75 cents for each ne. fuck you

by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions

by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions