9/6/10 GDT: Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox
Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox, Sep 6, 2010 7:10 PM EDT
Hopefully Niemann can maintain his velocity beyond 50 pitches tonight. If he's not on his game, this could get ugly.
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Yankees lose two in a row, and i doubt we take advantage
all of a sudden our SP beyond Garza and Price looks ugly
Is it time to unleash Hell-boy?
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First, we're winning this one 11-0, mark it
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I I doubt Vegas even gives you odds on Lester v Niemann
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If you can find them you'll probably make a lot of money since we're winning 11-0, book it
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where winning this bet
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
B&
From DRaysBay Hall of Fame.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
No such thing, but if there was I wouldn't even need a ballot
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That's what Pete Rose said.
If John Jaso somehow strikes out, it means you didn’t do your job right as an umpire.
by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Blount ever be loved in this area if he booms?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I already love him.
He’s feisty.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"feisty", black people can't be feisty. The word you're looking for is "angry". Common mistake.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
But he's Mexican.
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by raysrule44 on Jul 9, 2010 8:37 PM CDT
by Vin on Sep 6, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
can someone please tell me why they would prefer to trade Garza over Shields?
It just doesn’t make any sense. Shields stats have gotten worse in each of the last three years in nearly any stat you want to look at (ERA, FIP, BB/9, BAA, HR/9, WAR, WHIP)
If Garza wants to sign an extension (and that’s a big if) that buys out his arb years and 1 or 2 years of FA, wouldn’t that be the best choice?
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
i still wonder if Shields would get a good return
he’s still got a team friendly contract, healthy, 200 innings eater, and still a good pitcher. I think they’d get a good trade from him. I just think Garza is the one of the two that I’d rather keep.
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder how Garza would fair on a team that doesn't win a ton of games. He's obviously a mental case, I would think losing would get to him
Perhaps unfairly, but I see him as another Carlos Zambrano. All’s great when you’re winning, but when you’re losing he’s the first one frustrated and pointing fingers.
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That might be more fair. Obvi we're just shooting from the hip with comparisons that bolster our cause.
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he may be ultra competitive, but his numbers have been consistent in the last 3 yrs
and another good post-season should show that he shows up when you need him the most.
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza may be better, but that's not how things work
Besides, this would be selling low. It’s extremely unlikely Shields can pitch worse than this.
PIZZA?!?
What is Garza's incentive to sign a deal? Money?
The only way he signs a deal is to over-pay.
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long term security?
coming into season he said he was open to extension…who knows?
Maybe a 3 or 4 year deal at 8 per? He may not go for it, but it’d be a decent arb offer.
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't recall that and if he's going to sign it'll be for more than that money, think 4/40 at a minimum
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Greinke also had a Cy
should be for less than that
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if he's smart, he has no incentive to sign with 3 years of arby left
He’s getting 3.5 (rounded) this year and should be getting no less than 6, 8, 10 over the next 3 by my guess. His FA year is worth something like 13M. So I’m saying he doesn’t sign on the line unless he gets 4/40 plus a high dollar option year. Even in this scenario you’re only buying out 1 FA year with maybe an option for another. Why would the Rays do this?
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4/35+2mil buyout may work
6/7.5/9.5/12
Not sure how this stacks up to other similar deals though
PIZZA?!?
I agree with ur 6,8,10
so 3 yr 24 is right in line with what he would make. Add in a 8 mil yr for 4th year, and the Rays incentive is saving a good 5 mil over the 4th year.
Garza’s incentive is he gets the security of the longer term deal while still allowing him for a massive pay day when this contract is up.
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not going from 10 to 8 going from Arb-4 to FA
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4/38
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/kansas-city-royals_28.html
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4/32 sounds like it could be enough to get the deal done
Maybe instead a 3/24 if he doesn’t want his first two years of FA bought out.
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not signing for that pittance.
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6 mil less than Greinke is a pittance?
by raysfaninminnesota on Sep 6, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Greinke wasn't a Super-2, that's a huge difference.
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worse in K/9?
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Any stat you look at? Or just the ones you cherrypick?
He’s improved his K/9 and K/BB numbers dramatically, which isn’t something you see normally. And by xFIP, he’s doing all right.
If Garza wants to sign an extension and he ends up being as cheap as Shields, then yeah, keep him and trade Shields. But the bang for your buck that you’re getting right now is impressive with Shields
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Sep 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
no matter what, today is a good sports day for tampa bay
we got blount
We’d get so many kids off every game it was great.
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it's funny cause blount hasn't done anything worse then gomes does weekly
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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I hope they get their asses kicked, go away assholes.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Boise State does exactly what it could do with it's conference as far as schedules go...
I’m sure they would have loved a Pac-10 invite
Boom. Outta Here.
is it possible that blount could be on the bench tonight?
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Can he hit lefties?
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He can hit whities.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
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which is all that really matters
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
this will lead to me being really conflicted
it’s inevitable that williams/blount will hang out, and then start calling freeman an oreo
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope they rob a bank and win the super bowl, let'
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Let's see Aikman's boys do that
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talib/williams/blount love triangle
I JUST CANT CHOOSE
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't have to
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Briscoe can be a badboy when he wants.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I hope they play Bad Boy 4 Life when they come out of the tunnel
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i hope luther campbell deams us the official U of the nfl
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 6, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough cocaine, less gays
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MUST-WIN
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I like steak
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The only time I hate bacon, filet mignon's are disgusting.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
what?
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Any steak is a rarity for me so I'm not picky
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SEASON THAT STEAK
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STEAK
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STAYKE
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That motion penalty is just dumb
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GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!
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I WONDER WHAT PLAY NAVY IS GOING TO USE?
OH SHIT IT’S A RUN PLAY.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
What a shitty fucking game, they ran it like 98% of the time. Wtf?
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Have you never seen Navy?
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They got cute, they should have stayed going back to the right.
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I don't know, but both teams passed roughly 4 times the entire game.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
didn't watch whole game...
why not a FG attempt to tie?
Miami is in Ohio
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Then the Mission would not be Accomplished
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PRESEASON GAME, NO TIES
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
James Shields has a higher OBP, wOBA and OPS than Evan Longoria
Why is pretty boy even manning third?
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Rocco vs. Lester will be 2-2 2HR
but they will need a pinch runner for him to get around the bases the second time.
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WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT STARTING EVERY GAME, MADDON'S MISSION IS SICKENING ROCCO
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Joe's book says
lefties can’t hit lefties..righties can’t hit righties
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Merlot Joe getting perilously close to a .500 managerial record
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He sucks
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If Lou had this talent we'd never lose a game
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Lou could have
if he had been patient and not bad mouthed the new ownership before they got in the door.
He's really not good, don't believe the hype
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I meant
Lou could have had this talent. I don’t belive (or didn’t believe) the hype, and never thought Pinella was that good a manager
BEEJ TRIPLE
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Mike Williams - LeGarrette Blount - BJ Upton
Tampa Stallions
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Toby Garheart is the only stallion I would ride into town
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get off your pale horse
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get off you're pail hoarse*
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Bartlett GS
calling it
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Oh great, Bartlett.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
YOU. CAN. NOT. STOP. HIM.
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Suck on both of my balls bitchboy
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Nice veteran move that the guy put in the 2-hole can't even advance the runner
A GRITTY VETERAN NEEDS TO GROUND OUT TO 2ND THERE OR BUNT TRYING
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Bartlett really should bunt more often
He’s actually good at it
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sup ya'll
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
You get my text on Saturday?
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
not good
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
At least I'm out of the dog house.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
She was okay around dinner on Saturday. Didn't talk to me much for 24 hrs then all was good.
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by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember that thing we talked about? It's happening again
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you did. I'm using that statement as shorthand for "OH LOOK, SECRET IRL TALK ON DRB THAT HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL ASK ABOUT SO I CAN BASK IN THE ATTENTION"
SRQ-style
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you talking about PMCy's convo with me or me talking about SRQ bragging about fingering girls?
Boom. Outta Here.
I'm using SRQ's boobies adventure as a point of comparison for you and pmcy's little insider chat
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
I was mentioning that in addition to PMCY’s secret awesome insider chat, SRQ sent me FB messages about what a great night he had exploring some poor girl’s body
Boom. Outta Here.
I never said that.
love it love it love it
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
That is physically and morally revolting
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Seconded.
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SRQ sticking his fingers in a pudding cup doesn't count
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Got lappers?
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welp
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Carl = Melanoma
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Everyone has melanoma, deal with it
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I wonder if anyone still posts at Over The Monster, probably just tumbleweeds blowing through there
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Definitely not lupus.
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
RUNS
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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
CC!
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Getting calls as well
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I'd like to see some sort of study on this before I start believing it.
I highly doubt the average umpire is missing 14% of their balls and strikes.
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I can send you my pitch f/x data if you'd like
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the parameters?
sabresrule79080 at yahoo dot com
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I used Evan Longoria's average sz_top and sz_bottom
10.5 to -10.5 for the zone (related best with what fangraphs had)
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
And you're applying that zone to all Major League hitters?
Why not just use Brooks’ normalized zones. Count up all the games for and against all year ( I believe FreeZo was doing this) and then analyze?
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I'm just using this for Evan Longoria
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Then don't make broad statements like this
1 in 7
Evens out in the long run
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It did for Longoria at least (he got 2 more burns than helpful calls)
I assume he gets the same treatment as most, and it’s like 1100 calls. That’s a lot
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to score 11 runs here in the next 30 min so I can watch Boise/VaTech
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
BUT THE RAYS ARE A PLAYOFF CALIBER TEAM!
You should watch nothing but rays baseball or you’re no fan.
You're terrible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You have no idea.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that anyone who would watch any college football over any baseball is a garbage "person"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember that thing we talked about? It's happening again
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
This story is not GDT worthy.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
DID YOU GET A LAPPER
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up and get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up and get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares
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So, nobody, got it
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I'm sure it was hilarious
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I doubt it
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Every little swing, every run, every walk... they're like
watching someone hammer nails into a coffin, filled with the Red Sox 2010 season.
Go to hell.
by BrokeBearMountain on Sep 6, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
That looked low
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Can't wait for the first umpire to give Westmoreland about 7 pitches to swing at
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Too tall
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racist
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a really old image, but one of my all time internet faves
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I LOL everytime I see it.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
your heart's in the right place
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Is the Rasmus/Upton tread worth opening?
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
I can only imagine. Though I saw Tommy say we could get Rasmus for Niemann and I gotta agree. I'd love that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems pretty light
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Cards have no leverage since their superstar says to dump him and they are in the process of convincing him to stay
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you aren't serious
How much money can you make in arb after sitting on a bench for 3 years. They have no obligation to appease him.
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Convincing PUJOLS TO STAY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He's going to the Red Sox as soon as Drew is off the books, this is a foregone conclusion
He’ll hit 70 with 50 doubles in that park every year. Can’t wait
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I was assuming he was joking. Why would the Cards have no leverage?
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta keep Poo holes happy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
YOu would think that keeping their best players would make Pujols happy.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone dropped the quote somewhere on here. Pujols wants him gone.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I read the quote. I don't think he wants him gone as much as he wants him to STFU and play.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This
"If he doesn’t want to be here next year, we need to figure out a way to get him out of here and find somebody that wants to be here and play," said the nine-time All-Star. "That’s a reality.
"That’ll show you right there a young player that doesn’t respect what he’s got," Pujols added. "He needs to find out the talent and ability that he has and pretty much keep his mouth shut and play the game. Let the organization make those decisions, not himself."
love it love it love it
i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Don't know what's going on behind the scenes, but if TLR and Pooholes don't like him, he's gone
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They only don't if TLR doesn't come back.
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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
Rasmus for Niemann?
I’d throw in one of my kids to seal that deal
by Jason Collette on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, I'd throw both of your kids in to seal that deal
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Second'd
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Kiemann
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Bartlett murder
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MVB
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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
AHHH, oh
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BARTY
proving he’s better than Brignac
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at second base
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Niemann is laboring?
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many pitches...3 ball counts
Miami is in Ohio
by Clearwaterburgh on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitching a perfect game
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No-hitter
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Free the slaves at traffic stops from false arrest and jury fixing"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, he's throwing pitches, that's what pitchers do.
Not sure if I’ve seen too many 1-2-3 innings first time through the order, but that’s what he’s about to do
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Now, yes, he did well vs. the first 2 and then can't buy a call to save his life.
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wtf that curve was perfect.
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you mean we don't want to hit VMart in the head?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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what a fucking joke.
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They can ask BA because he won't shut up about how despite it being in the zone it's a ball
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
BA and the ump
only two that call that a ball.
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Brian Anderson - Fox Trax lying and getting me pissed.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Four more days as a regular for me 'round here.
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
by PriceMultiCyYoungs on Sep 6, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
our stallions are the only things of value.
we should go after Cam Maybin and Dex Fowler before they get hella exspensive… and Rickie Weeks.
Oh this is good
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Boston fans, being classy
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Use the normalized zone

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DEFENSE FORCE
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Oh look Sylar wants us to get rid of a pitcher
/shocked
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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
FUCK this zone
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Welp
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what the fuck do you expect when the zone is this tight.
my god this is a fucking joke.
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Fuck the ump, just give em the fucking trophy
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Can we fucking drop V-mart?
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by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
V "Adrian Beltre" Mart
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Break his other testicle.
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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
lolfuck
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Get Helly up
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by daveh33 on Sep 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
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