Welcome to yet another exciting round of 'Shop/Caption Contesting! After hours of archive diving and photo-album pilfering, I've acquired the consummate photo of Alex Rodriguez!
Now: Put some words in his mouth, paste his face onto Paris Hilton's dog, or whatever weird s*** you guys want to do!
Last round, I'm proud to announce our winner was a very close and dear friend of mine: Me. You may find my winning entry below the fold.
(You may need to click it to see its fully animated glory.)