...a Pat Burrell man grooming instructional video.
All kidding aside... is this what we've come to? Rooting to take a flyer on the weakest part of the Red Sox bullpen from last year. I don't care what he did in 2007/2008, the guy has the mental toughness of a slug. There's a reason I was rooting for him to enter every contest between the Rays and the Red Sox.
And spare me the low risk/high reward crap, he should be paying the Rays for a Spring Training invite. Why should this even be a discussion when the greatest closer in the history of Raysdom is still unemployed? Call Boras and overpay for Soriano and forget this kind of crap.