...a Pat Burrell man grooming instructional video.

All kidding aside... is this what we've come to? Rooting to take a flyer on the weakest part of the Red Sox bullpen from last year.  I don't care what he did in 2007/2008, the guy has the mental toughness of a slug.  There's a reason I was rooting for him to enter every contest between the Rays and the Red Sox.  

And spare me the low risk/high reward crap, he should be paying the Rays for a Spring Training invite.  Why should this even be a discussion when the greatest closer in the history of Raysdom is still unemployed?  Call Boras and overpay for Soriano and forget this kind of crap.