GDT for ALDS Game 2: Dude, brah, like, are the Rays, like, in the playoffs? Woah.
Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT
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Jennings, LF
Upton, CF
Longoria, 3B
Zobrist, 2B
Damon, DH
Shoppach, C
Rodriguez, SS
Kotchman, 1B
Joyce, RF
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Les Fart
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
LSU headball coach
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Gerrout
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
69 for SD
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
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doing this

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Old
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
GIS Rays + October & it comes up
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
,.,.,

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Lol if that was a G instead of an R it would say Gays
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's play some more small ball
Amd get our big horse a lead.
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BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to bunt down 8 runs in the 7th against a dude whose fastball is "nothing special"
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I pray merlot Joe doesn't try to overthink things.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Got some images lined up for you boys tonight, heres a preview

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i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's rip Holland's tits!
Rinse, lather and repeat- @ Shoppinator.
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
First, we hit a bunch of dongs, now we're ripping tits?
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Rangers did not drop any dongs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
How do dick holes fit in
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hrm
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It really sucks that I'm going to miss about 2 hours of this game...
Re-airing of Terra Nova premiere comes on at 8pm.
You, Woodrum and CB Jones
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
One more minute till the game starts!
Bring it on!
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
fart

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
F U Bob
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
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I’m calling it
9-3 Texas
Dutch – 7 1/3 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 8 K’s
Hamilton – 2-4, HR, 2B
lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
noted
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck Martiniez
Complete waste of good hot air. There is a reason the orioles got rid of this crumby, lame dried up turd.
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BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol Holland looks more than a bit like Dickie Schaef
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This is real life
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crackers
Fastballs clocking at high-90s.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
That guy's good.
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Rays playing baseball in October. Good times.
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"the homerun he hit yesterday was a mistake"
He only meant to hit a single, but it got away from him
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
GREAT HUSTLE
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Shut up diaper
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, nice play.
Shoulda been runs.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Hustling thatta boy
Big meat shoppach!
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoppach hit 11 HR in the reg season?
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4 or 5 in September
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm shocked he had 11 hits
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"If he comes inside, Kelly's very good at letting himself get hit by a pitch
That’s something to keep in mind as well"
that's the kind of grittiness
that wins ballgames
Yep
gotta love having the radio crew on with tbs on the tv
Quite possibly his best offensive skill.
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That is some awful facial hair
came in just to say that…..time for the bar
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
Think he posts here?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
swam
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for the gators.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
no, they just suck
Don Orsillo is the Red Sox play-by-play guy; Buck Martinez ostensibly calls games for the Toronto Blue Jays.
I think it's funny that one of our automatic outs for most of the season is now a major threat
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
C'est Failure'
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
"fans"
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Sacks of embarrassment is more like
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDY
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No way he does anything but hit a homer.
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I know
It’s like I’m kind of starting to expect things from him now. Unnatural thoughts.
by Hipster Doofus on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Maticulous eye
Put Maddox in
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First blood
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The stage is set!
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Here comes the net!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This is not the correct reference
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
What is you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, well, in that case, groundout.
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Why not? Off the end of the bat
Atleast he put a swing on his fastball, America!
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Well
at least they wore Holland out a bit.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
that was a great inning
30 pitches, get the lead, force Holland to throw his secondary offerings… yeah, leaving the bases loaded sucks, but seriously, that was awesome
I have to admit
that pitcher scared me at first with those 90+ mph fastballs.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
BIUN
Goes without saying.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Comeout firing James!
strikeout strikeout strikeout
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dag
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THEY GONE
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Great base running there Kinsler!
lol
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Auburn wins. Baseball time.
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James Shields' change has very little movement and is eminently hittable
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HERE WE GO
THE TAMPA BAYS RAYS ARE THE LUCKIEST TEAM OF ALL TIME.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 1, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
THIS
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Haha
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You should direct your questions to Cason
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, speak up Cason.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure he was rebanned within minutes
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Does cason just sit around waiting for daveh to get unbanned?
What a great life to live. Gotta protect that brand.
/goes to shit talk fans
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
What if you logged into this website one day and there was nothing but big cumming black cocks everywhere? THEN YOU'D BE SORRY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd kill myself at the train station.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Tessie!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Petey Pab mother fucker
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I have one from 1995
I went to the Championship game against the Chargers. Not a fan of either team, just a spontaneous trip with my friend, bought tickets from a scalper.
by Hipster Doofus on Oct 1, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
War Eagle!!!
i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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War Damn Eagle, indeed.
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He still has time to become Yields...
But yeah, its efficient.
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
On fire with these today
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, mate
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him a RHP
How bout his D!
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
the alternative is S-Rod at 1st and Helliot at SS
I’ll stick with Kotch
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Celek was born w that much stache
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Celek
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Brother of the Eagles tight end
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't sure if that was a typo or purposeful
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I think BUCSwillDOMINATE has earned the benefit of the doubt.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats fair
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
HE FAIR
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Lol we're all bandwagon fans
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fan since Kotchman.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
FAN SINCE THE HINSKE DAYS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
we've all only been here since 2008
welcome aboard
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You may be the only fan of any type.
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I became a fan the night Tony Saunders blew up his arm.
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hrm
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hustle BJ
Ball 4 me and get longoria up there
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the jet stream in the place is to right center to the double deck
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"Adrenaline will take care of the pitch count"
#ShitBuckSays
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ has been extremely patient this past month.
Really nice to see him working good ABs. (Regardless of the fact that was an out.)
more daveh
i need a gallon of mylanta
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
i’ll take xanax and molly
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Sorry
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
On the rays...
they just roll around in swampwater and eat gator flesh all day
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
,
your reasoning is sound, but right now the Rays are nothing but a motley crew of villians and scoundrels
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 1, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
they just roll around in swampwater and eat gator flesh all day
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
My lonestarball account is activated should the need arise.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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"Act like a grown-up. No trolling. I reserve the right to ban people for acting like a jerk."
I think we’re fine.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Always be prepared.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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I don't see how what I do in the privacy of my own home is any of his business.
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BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You have bad taste
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
in fairness, though
Dogfish makes some tasty, tasty beers
But Maggio is a hot slut?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He Gone
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lololol
wouldn’t mind a wristie from Maggio
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Haha, what the fuck is a wristie
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
.
Hambone bukkake if we win,
am i right?
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
.
as long as
it’s not on me, im game
Follow @tweetingdouche
by studcrackers on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i’ll take a hit for the team
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wristie
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well thank god I now know that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here to educate.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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lol
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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He was too good for us.
Collette just couldn’t handle a better poster than himself being around.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
But he's still here?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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STFD
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Number one item on Ron Washingtons Secrets to Successful Hitting:
1. Hit
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I think you have to buy the book to find out.
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Just FYI, we're 1-0 all time when diaper is banned during playoff games.
I kind of want to ensure that streak stays alive.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
SICK!
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Hahaha
Looks like he wants to hit somebody
by PrussianBlue on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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No one else wants to laugh at the fact that someone on LSB is named after the white supremacist olsen twins?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJA0kSPAYI
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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Wow. Just, wow.
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Skinhead boy skinhead boy!
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Two strikeouts already
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Oh shit, they're onto you guys
Starting to get some Rays fans in here……….
“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Double Teapot isn't a rays fan
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
everyone is a closet hockey fan
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh.
EAT IT LONGORIA.
by Travis Drybread on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
#ThisIsWhatMaggioWillBeSayingIn3Hours
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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FUCK TNT, TBS, THE RAYS, BASEBALL, AND MAYONNAISE
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Oct 1, 2011 4:52 PM PDT
Wait…
WTH did mayonnaise do?
by awillis111 on Oct 1, 2011 4:53 PM PDT
only thing whiter than Kotchman
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 4:54 PM PDT
LOL WTF
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
jasoncollette Holland absolutely needed that quick inning to get back on track
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Look all they need now for hamilton to hit a homer and they'll be tied
fuck the rays, right?
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
"Go Rangers!" Rays Media Personality Jason Collette
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He's an analyst not a fanboy!
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That's all of us
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a true
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a little flat
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a little surprise they aren't crushing it.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
h8 u
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
He gone
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"That hit is really what the Rangers offense needed to get going" - Jason Collette, Raysfan
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on the idiot scale for cheering flyballs
where 1 is a rational human being, and 10 represents every Red Sox fan ever, how would you rate that cheer?
7
Buck is Charles Barkley, Turrible!!
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This is a hitter's park
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
LOUD NOISES on long fly balls to nowhere
Are we sure Boston isn’t in the post-season?
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
It's kind of a shame they're not
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a fan base that deserves it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
enjoy
http://www.businessinsider.com/fenway-park-photos-2011-10
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by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
From the people that brought to you "Rays Should Be Contracted"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
For my money, I'll take St. Louis. Those guys get it!
i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Only fans in America that clap for a bunt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Most fans don't understand
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Shieldsy starting to get hit
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pitches stayed up that inning....has to locate better
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
"Not long before these great texas hitters start taking him deep
I bet Beltre puts a good at bat together and really turns this series around for the Rangers!!!!!" – Jason “Look I love baseball not just the Rays” Collette
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
How many times does he have to tell you guys that he's not a fanboy, he's an analyst
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
no analyst shit in the post-season
I"m not working anything…quit 1040
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Dabbling with some things in XM no doubt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
SportsBabe was being a bitch.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been used 2x all season by the Orlando station while its better-exposed competitor has asked for me repeatedly
I don’t mind being exclusive to a station if you’re going to pay me or use me, but if you’re not doing either, what’s in it for me?
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
XM is good to us here
They make it a point to put this URL on the radios when I’m on and name drop the site 4-5 times each time I’m on.
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like they really take care of us
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It was getting in the way of my BP work and promoting this site
Being limited to one show on one station was no longer in my best interest.
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a Collette post.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally
But I have gigs that pay me and gigs that do not. The one that does not cannot get in the way of the ones that do or I’ll find myself with less paying gigs.
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Slow down, I'm trying to write all this
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If it ever becomes too much, I can get you a job at a good school.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I've put my time in at schools....I'm done :)
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you thought about using your BPro medical degree?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why they pay him the big bucks.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
was this before or after his 10 years of internet message board moderating experience?
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
11 years now, bitches
authoritay!
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, I have a bromance with Beltre
I can’t help it
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And the inning is over
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
LOL!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Lose another one Shoppach
Show that boy what facial Jair is all about
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This had better not be mocking.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCELLENT INFIELD DEFENSE
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XBH
Shut up Maggio
I’m tired of your stupid fluff pieces.
by PrussianBlue on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
i’d like to tire out her fluff piece
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
PRUSSIAN BLUE
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF was that?
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
Botchman!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
LOL DEFENSE
I thought Texas had good defense
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
a base hit isn't scoring Kotchman
Has to be a double
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL SLOW
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
THAT GONE
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WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
JOYCE
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Kotchman just makes this team win!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Rewind: "Holland is really settling in now." WTF?
//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle
YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS BODY LANGUAGE!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Carp
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Still killing it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until I'm awesome as you are at this
I’m still learning
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Attn Jolette; LEARN FASTER!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I have special needs
That’s not funny. I is hurt
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Alejandro would not find this post funny
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Just killing it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I LOVE MY MOMMY
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Of course Jennings does nothing
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
I think that hits the back wall of the trop.
Holy shit.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Didn't seem that high.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Jennings hasn't been TERRIBLE this game
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Every time the Rangers make an error
Rays get a run.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Kinda reverse of last year ALDS
Out played us in our own game.
Unpossible, The Rangers have excellent infield defense!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We be winning this bitch.
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They always do what I ask
Like Shop coming through last night after the error.
Age does that to you
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Keep chucking the pill shields
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That was a hit double by Kotch
He had that beat out at first
.
Rays fan?
“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
that was just a bitch hit
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Almost 17k comments on the Rays board and not a fan? What…are you just a glutton for punishment?
“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
they perma-banned me. those mods are absolute assholes over there
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Fucking shift.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Goddamit
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Shields needs to calm down
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Keep chucking the pill shields
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yields!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Tampa……GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Facials incoming!
lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
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lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
dude that's the type of thing we'd say here
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no it isn't
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at all.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Even daveh was more creative than that.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Jolette- still learning
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Yieldsy!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Get Hickey out
Shields always does this. Leads lose his focus
Welp
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Jeezus
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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Wish he had at least caught him in the dick
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That sucks
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Let's go shields
You can do it!
by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ARE YOU SERIOUS
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God dammit this is absurd
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But the drama!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If I wanted drama i'd go to my local Noh Theater
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Robots can't do theater bro.
Why would you want them in baseball?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Strikezone Karma!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
That was strike 4
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The ump sucks
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Danley is bad
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to see Kirwan Danley is a playoff umpire
Shows how deep their talent goes
as is West and Fairchild
3/4ths of that moron crew are in the post-season
UNIONS!
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I enjoyed the closeups
of the fans who couldn’t figure it out
dude, Cy Young in his prime couldn't do anything
with that strike zone
Ugh.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Well that sucks
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Also fuck
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
That's not true at all dude
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazingly Yielding Yields!
SF1 – We NEED YOU!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
.
sternfan10
There’s your Big Lame James Go Gators
just now from web
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Stop giving Shields runs
He sucks with them
Ya'll saying Shields is Yields are fucking idiots. That is all.
I could care less about your graduate degree-I was a full professor at Harvard at 34 and am a full professor at Columbia now in a theoretical field whose main tool is statistical mechanics. So can can come down from your high place.
by Buzzy on Sep 24, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
by pudieron89 on Oct 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
can I rec this a billion times?
people quoting SF1 need be removed from the gene pool and the planet
Kerwin Danley must be
among the worst fucking balls/strike umpires I’ve seen. Napoli should been out on strikes long before that hit.
FINALLY!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
that's what the web does when looking at Danley's zone
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You should quit while you're ahead.
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And the TBS announcers didn't even notice.
These guys are idiots.
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's basically getting fucked by shitty umpiring.
But he’s still our yields
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Well considering he has to throw it down the middle to get a call...
That won’t last forever.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
And that was a strike. wow
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
How was that a strike? He's so fucking awful
Tools Whore
The Rangers organization is classless
I can’t wait till we get to the Trop, the music guy is a dick, plays way too much music between pitches
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
second that
second fucking that
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Decent trim though.
From what I can see.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Stuck at coconut festival...Is shields command off?
by kapaafire on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Coconut festival?
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What the heck is inside the umpire's head?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Shitpach!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Shitpatch!
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's R33J?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
He's not going to comment.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hrm
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Woof
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That play will fuck us
Get the entire bullpen up and ready
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
Jesus christ
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Shields hasn't made but 2 bad pitches this inning you know
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Shieltpach!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
This is fucking ridiculous.
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Excuse me while I look at something else to relieve myself
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
He always was though.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy fucking dicks
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
This is unbelievable
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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Bring in Lobaton!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Maddon needs to get himself ejected
if this ump keeps this shit up
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
Rays fucked on like 20 calls right there.
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It should have been the end of the inning like THREE FUCKING TIMES YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
How often does a guy ground out and strike out in the same plate appearance?
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
And still reach base...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yields wants to go to the Dugout
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
That fucking foul call
Umpires in the playoffs suck
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
London is Shoppach


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I'M 18... STOP MY WOMAN FROM ABUSING AND CONTROLLING ME!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
2nd and 3rd with 2 outs...
Mitch Moreland is a turd who should have gotten out like he just did, therefore I’m saying this game should be 3-3.
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Napoli and Cruz both struck out
This game should be 3-1.
Actually, this is completely correct.
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You're getting better at this
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean this as respectfully as possible
but you’re an idiot.
Are you watching the game?
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WE ARE GETTING THESE GOD DAMN RUNS BACK
im so pissed. I hate the Rangers so damn much
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
But seriously, after just seeing why baseball is such a great game
You’re getting another classic example of how outdated and shitty it can be other times.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Only down 2 runs
That bad call will just make the comeback all the sweeter
Can't even say Shields was good there
Started last inning with the hard hit balls
BMW i8 concept looks sick
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
No
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hate myself, the rnagers, the rays, and everyone else
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
to be fair
Buck Martinez shits all over himself just waking up in the morning
he bleeds Blue Jay blue
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Kerlose!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't fuck this leadoff double.
Like this team always does.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Dammit all.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone unban daveh while we still have a chance at this game.
Also, unban diaper and reban him immediately.
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Haha. I didn't know dpir was banned.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You're wrong
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant in the sense that I unbanned him
And since I’m the one banning him nearly daily at this point, I just assumed he wasn’t banned.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
You're wrong again
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dipper 11
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
hey Ron
you’ve got a little something on your upper lip there
what a way to waste this double
just end the inning
"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey
If I hear one more thing about Napoli and this fucking curveball im breaking my TV
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B33J fail!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
We should be so thankful.
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Zobrist for the win!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Manager of the year
Green lighting dumbass Upton
uh
there’s approximately 0% that was called from the dugout
you'd think that laughing at Josh Hamilton yesterday
would teach you not to panic and do dumb stuff just because you’re behind
What do this inning, this game, this series, and this season all have in common?
They’re fucking over.
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Is it my imagination or does this team always suck with a runner on 2nd and no outs?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Kerwin Danley's strike zone is magically moving
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
This game is over
That scores Upton. Too bad he is a dumb shit
And how would he get to 3rd?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
How does Upton score on an infield hit?
try to not get too emotional where it clogs your common sense
The ball that was hit to the left side and doesn't go to the outfield? Yeah Upton's totally going to take third on that
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
How's that dipshit?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a chance he goes to 3rd on something that close to him, sorry charlie
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You're a dumb fucking RIUN, please don't address your betters directly anymore
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
hilarious
you seriously must know nothing about baseball, if you don’t think he would have advanced
the rule is if it's to you're on second and it's to your left you go, he would of made it with ease.
"would of made it"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It would have been a bang-bang play.
I wouldn’t have risked it.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
If he was still on 2nd they would have been closer to the bag.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Sure thing baseball expert Rays The Roof
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
There is literally only one way to settle this.
Recreate the situation on RBI baseball.
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But I'm not wrong?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever, im done
if anyone else agreed with you they would have ganged up on the RIUN
sorry
I know you see this as your big shot to take me down a notch, but I'm not wrong. Ball was a slow roller towards 2nd. Upton isn't going to advance on that, sorry
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
i do spend my days trying to devise a plan to take you down a notch.
Back to the drawing board
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
seriouly, have you ever played baseball?
not trying to be a dick, but you’re taught in little league to go on balls to the left of you when you are on 2nd. That’s one was way to the left. He’d of been standing on third.
If he had gone to a ball hit right at him he would have been thrown out at 3rd. Yes I played baseball
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
.
sternfan10
#Shields that’s what a good pitcher does with a lead #Rays
just now from web
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
posting stern tweets is close to being a bannable offense
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If he can't take the time to post them in here, I don't want to read them in here
I’m half serious
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He's doing work over at LSB
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
not half serious with dave...
Porn is going to get you a very long timeout
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
But it was on OTM? It might have brightened their day
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, it was in our GDT
If it were at OTM, he may have become an admin here on merit
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You're wrong
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/rCxU9.png
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he banned now too?
I was gone for like a month.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
he seems to be losing his touch a lot of places
I want someone to go all Old Testament on these morons quoting SF1
2B, 1 out...
Did you not see Zobrist put one through the middle?
thir
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
GET OUT
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not unless Milla Jovovich bangs all three of them at the same time.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously I'm bad mojo
Gonna get some dinner. Hopefully the Rays score some runs.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Drink some tea
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna get some food, too
It’s 6:00pm here.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
You guys need to calm down
As a regular season non-Rays fan, I feel I have appropriate perspective to assure you that A. this game is not over, B. this series is not over
Nice split yieldsy
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Hrm.
Jon Heyman
Dave martinez seems to be a name connected to #chisox. Nothing firm. But rays’ run helps. sandy alomar should get look, too.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
I'd hate to see him go, but that would be awesome for him. He's certainly earned a shot somewhere someday.
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Like 6 inches outside
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Jae-seo
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Yeah buddy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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KOTCH!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Lets only hit with two outs.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I guess?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Kotch McDouble!
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What would a ground ball with "pop" look like?
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MoM
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This game appears over
We aren’t getting Proctor or Ayala tonight
Has to be bait...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Another nice play.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Shields buckled that inning
Got a lead and watched it fizzle away as he usually does. He seems a lot better in a close ball game.
Hamilton crushed it through the shift. Hit batter. Napoli pounded one
Walk. He was not too sharp that inning
when you have to throw it down the middle for a strike
that’s what happens
Young hit a rope.
Were you watching? or will you blame it all on the ump. He was bad, but Shields did himself no favors
Lol sandy
Kevin_Goldstein Worst comp of the day, congrats. "@SandyKazmir: @Kevin_Goldstein late bloomer crushing righties. Hes raul ibanez with a position"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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Kotch
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
How the shit does this even read?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you unfamiliar with twitter?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Proudly.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Always good to be proud of ignorance
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Like any good serviceman.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at you stroking P Brady.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll laud a good post no matter who makes it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at you stroking Topper.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"Look at you stroking" - Me to Gammo
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha. That's not a real thing.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
One would need a conscience.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
For PTSD?
Tell that to rape victims.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"Rape victims have no conscience"
-Child rapist and murderer, Vin
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"I trained those brown boys to do whatever I said"
-Child rapist and murderer, Vin
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Isn't it past your bed time, lil feller?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Spoken like a true rapist.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
lol trolled
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough raping going on here to be me.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Haha. Thats me. I'm that rapist.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
The concept is stupid to me. Not that I'm hating.
I look at topkin’s twitter for lineups, but that’s as involved as I’ve gotten.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Once you get to pro level you can have various Wu members following you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get how that's a thing you want to accomplish.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't get much, that's for sure
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sick burn bro.
I’m gonna go tweet that shit.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not, because its too tough for you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the lazy, stripped down version of blogging?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That could be one way to describe it if one was a simpleton, yes
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Why complicate it?
Maybe if this came out when I was an unemployed college student (like facebook did) I would have gotten into it.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
As an unemployed college student I resent the implication
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No insult. As I said earlier, I'm not hating on it.
When I was in your shoes I got into the current blogging fad too.
Twitter just isn’t for me.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
When I grow up I hope I'm not as bitter as you are
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
When you grow up, I hope you have better things to pass the time with, like I do.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What's a better thing than twitter
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling people ignorant in person.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't sound better at all
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Think about the drama you could tweet about later!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Not worth going out in public
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Cruz's Hamstring
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Come on Shields.
Get this guy to GIDP
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Me right now:

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me right now

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
This is how I live on the daily

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What is wrong with me?
You people seem to hang on his success this year and when he has a bad game. You can’t admit it. Shields is getting smoked around. It happens.
Ok, you're right
He was stellar. Strikezone’s fault
JAKE MCGEE SUCKS CANT EVEN THROW STRIKES
am i doing it right?
MADDON MANAGER OF THE YEAR?
PUTS IN A PITCHER WHO GIVES UP A BUNT AND HITS THE NEXT BATTER
Sometimes I wonder if RJ posts on this account while he's heroin addled.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Hey Toppah
Sn00ki Nicole Polizzi
So excited for @SpaniardMMA to kick ass!!!
11 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
This is me writing snooki a letter registering my disappointment at her liking MMA

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This game is legit death by 1,000 needles
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boom
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
touche
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Mcgee!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Here comes the shitstorm!
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Oh holy fuck
Can we get a pitcher in who can throw the ball somewhere that isn’t in the dirt or in the back of a bad hitter?
Meanwhile in the Sutt Cave

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How many meat products can he possibly afford
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
fair
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least it's not the Red Sox
shitting up the place.
ok, I can laugh again
Richard Schaefer
This sucks I’m “sad”
just now from Twitter for Android
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
I miss Dewayne.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently the process to select announcers is as bad as the one used to select umpires
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp...
Guess there’s no unshitting the bed.
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
He gone
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uh
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YES
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LOOK AT HOW FUCKING DUMB YOU ARE!
Sorry pete, PTSD got me.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Holy fcking tits
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I really thought you were gonna go in a "nuclear meltdown" direction here.
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lol
So that’s 6 HR in 18 innings of work as a Rangers reliever for Uehara. That matches the 6 he gave up in 47 innings with the Orioles.
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
I appreciate you posting this for Vin
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"This is twitter. If you don't follow me, then fuck you!" -TGN1 (2002-2012)
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Spin off a quote from the movie Idiocracy.
Disregard.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Word
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up Peter.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
As with all things Mike Judge.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah! I come back to watch the rest of the game and Longo smacks a rally-killer!
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Three run home runs are bullshit.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Literally the most valuable play in the game.
Good on Maddon for finding that one in the back of the playbook.
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DAVEH WITH THE REVERSE JINX
game is basically over
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
fart
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask Chairman Cason
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3 runs, 0 outs.....and then the fun ends 1-2-3
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Jaso !!!
That bat is so important to this team
He fucking sucks
Should I say something positive about him?
Look at this fat cunt
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No one doubts that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't act like you wouldn't take any chunk of meat tossed your way...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I've smashed a fatty or two in my day.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
So you're the one taking the D?
Duly noted.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I flip over to the UF game and John Brantley blows his knee out.
I flip back here and the Rays have scored runs. Brantley’s knee died for our sins!
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The original was better.

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Rays playoff game? I'll record it and hit the movies
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Took quite a while to drive home, eh? (While predicting every single move that would happen in this game)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I was doing a staff training. Jesus, your obsession with my schedule is creeping me out.
@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.
Look at how arrogant you are
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Why can't you admit you've been stringing me along?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That's rich
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Every post is a chuckle
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
"Prepare for Nerd Domination" - Don Orscillo
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Oh sorry I don't have all of the NESN lineup memorized
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"Don't you dare misspell Papa Remy's name" - You
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No. He turned black and now calls himself "Affion Crockett".
Still not funny.
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I'm back
after a nice meal. So, the Rays are down by 1 now.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
that entire stadium has no goddamn depth perception
each one has been at least 30 feet shy of the track
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
I really hope we don't lose Davey to the chisox
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 1, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Same here! We would be at a significant disadvantage every time maddon got run
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I left because William was a little too upset about Shoppach's adventures in catching.
It was messing with my after glow.
@ptSuttery
what in god's name
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Missed Swamp People
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
By my count, you're at least 69 short.
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Its a shame you werent here earlier when I was posting a picture of you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
So I had Wild Turkey 101 for the first time today.
It was delicious.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Cookout before the game.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
TOTAL RAYSHEAD ARMY
jasoncollette Mike Adams is a great story-undrafted FA who has become one of the game’s better relievers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Someone enlist RallyBrie (TM)
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Well I suppose you're right Matt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'm not going to post Furries
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
GAH
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Shut up
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Weak piece of shit.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
No, you're the first.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Dangerous take

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
You're embarrassing yourself
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I never wished I was a strawberry so bad!
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Think Sandy might have put a drink or two away
SandyKazmir Kotchmani could not run all over tjat one #fuckshit
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Suttree
Did you ever attend SPCS?
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by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
St Pete Christian I think
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"Never leaving the train station"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, you're older than I.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Correct.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
08
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
or 09
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WHICH IS IT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
09
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I ran that school.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Favorite memory: 4th grade teacher (Mrs. Little) telling us that Darwin held a press conference before he died to say he was wrong about evolution.
@ptSuttery
Repeated by your highschool physics teacher
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
She's a very nice lady, though.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you're embarassed
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys coming to the Kolosey wedding?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Social event of the millenium
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll be in town soon!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he a giant?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He is
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I walked into his father's classroom after school looking for my cellphone, and they were in there playing Amazing Grace on guitar.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
An epic class.
I’ve never seen anyone so absolutely powerless despite being in a position of authority.
@ptSuttery
I had Mr. Arnold in his classroom.
Kolosey looked disgusted by him every day.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Arnold was certainly not IB.
Class was full of degenerates (blueseaters).
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Thrashcore
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
L'enfant Terrible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Christ
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
it's easy to hit them out if they're right down the fucking middle.
The James Yields 2010 Theorem
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Posada and Moreland vs Gomes
Good managing Maddon
Classic PoW
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
sternfan10 @SI_JonHeyman you’re a big reason why the world hates the NYY—slurp slurp
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Unless we can get some blue seats in that stadium we're done for
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Our only hope was to be able to head back to Texas 2-2
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course not. This is all gravy. But we shot ourselves in the dick tonight.
@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.
That's all thrown out the window with the loss here tonight...
That away team voodoo shit is broken
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
I didn’t realize Yankees were destroying the Tigers until I looked at the score.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Announcers talking about how big the crowd is in Texas
BUT DO THEY HAVE THE POWER OF THE BLUE SEATS, BISHES?
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Old people, swampland, mudding, Casey Anthony jurors
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
because he's JP HOwell?
go away percival
Moreland was 1-1 Hr vs Gomes
Kinda like Posada
by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
DRB Road trip

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Wait a minute, that's not Florida at all?!?!?!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No surprises there
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Franconer, don't let the Monster hit you in the keyster on the way out!
@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.
Who But!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Sean O from OTM in the back?
by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't think so, I don't see any visible tears
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the chance of Rangers' bullpen melting down?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
1 in 69 chance
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
.8008%
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No matter what happens, guys, the Red Sox aren't playing another baseball game in 2011 and that's fucking great.
@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.
I feel like Wednesday night was our World Series...
Anything else is gravy… that night was fucking awesome.
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Without the Rays Francona still has a job
and Epstein stays
He's here as part of the Giants exchange program
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Close
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks I gave it my all
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong again
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay. I came back just in time to see the Rays lose!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Ugh
I guess you can’t win ’em every time….
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
I think that foul call has to be remembered as well.
by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields had a chance there to finish him
He just lost control that inning.
by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He made slightly more mistakes than I would like to see
The two HBPs were bad, and as the bad calls mounted, he did seem to let the calls rattle him. But he did not make five runs worth of mistakes
It was pretty much the shitty calls in that one inning that lead to 5 runs.
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Yes! R5 Smurfs rip out on BTJunkie, later losers.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
David Price better be good
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Game 162 Price
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
looking at this season
He had back to back bad starts just once: vs Yanks on 5/16 and then vs Marlins next time out. Only time all season he’s given up 5 or more ER in back to back games.
If we go with 4 or more ER, he did that 3x all season: 4/23 & 4/29, 5/16 & 5/21, & 7/4 & 7/9
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 2, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions

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