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GDT for ALDS Game 2: Dude, brah, like, are the Rays, like, in the playoffs?  Woah.

Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT


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Jennings, LF

Upton, CF
Longoria, 3B
Zobrist, 2B
Damon, DH
Shoppach, C
Rodriguez, SS
Kotchman, 1B
Joyce, RF

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

We

We losing this one. Rangers have no weaknesses!

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Oct 1, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Les Fart

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LSU headball coach

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gerrout

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

69 for SD

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

doing this

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

,.,.,

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol if that was a G instead of an R it would say Gays

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pray merlot Joe doesn't try to overthink things.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got some images lined up for you boys tonight, heres a preview

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's rip Holland's tits!

Rinse, lather and repeat- @ Shoppinator.

by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

what

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers did not drop any dongs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do dick holes fit in

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, Woodrum and CB Jones

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more minute till the game starts!

Bring it on!

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

fart

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

F U Bob

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
I’m calling it
9-3 Texas

Dutch – 7 1/3 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 8 K’s
Hamilton – 2-4, HR, 2B

lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 1, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

noted

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Martiniez

Complete waste of good hot air. There is a reason the orioles got rid of this crumby, lame dried up turd.

by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 7:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deezy :(

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol Holland looks more than a bit like Dickie Schaef

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did that just happen?

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This is real life

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crackers

Fastballs clocking at high-90s.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

That guy's good.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays playing baseball in October. Good times.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

damn.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEEEEE!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

GREAT HUSTLE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up diaper

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, nice play.

Shoulda been runs.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED FOR SHOPPACH

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, really?

Awesome.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach hit 11 HR in the reg season?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm shocked he had 11 hits

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is some awful facial hair

came in just to say that…..time for the bar

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Think he posts here?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a swam person

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

swam

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLDIN SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for the gators.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

20+ pitches in the first inning?

Wow.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

C'est Failure'

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"fans"

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"area"

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacks of embarrassment is more like

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED FOR CASEY KOTCHMAN

AWWWWW YA

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No way he does anything but hit a homer.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice eye

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by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

A run!

Great job AB.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

First blood

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The stage is set!

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the net!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not the correct reference

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is you

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wrong, it was Srod.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, well, in that case, groundout.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLZ DONT DISAPPOINT ME SHIELDS

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

at least they wore Holland out a bit.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a great inning

30 pitches, get the lead, force Holland to throw his secondary offerings… yeah, leaving the bases loaded sucks, but seriously, that was awesome

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to admit

that pitcher scared me at first with those 90+ mph fastballs.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was too jacked up.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

Goes without saying.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dag

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY GONE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD ZOBRIST

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

DP DP DP. go fuck yourself Kinsler

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by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

First double play of the series!

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Auburn wins. Baseball time.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

James Shields' change has very little movement and is eminently hittable

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Encouraging!

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO
THE TAMPA BAYS RAYS ARE THE LUCKIEST TEAM OF ALL TIME.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 1, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
 
THIS
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin daveh lol

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should direct your questions to Cason

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, speak up Cason.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he was rebanned within minutes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does cason just sit around waiting for daveh to get unbanned?

What a great life to live. Gotta protect that brand.

/goes to shit talk fans

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if you logged into this website one day and there was nothing but big cumming black cocks everywhere? THEN YOU'D BE SORRY

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd kill myself at the train station.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

REST IN PIECE AM I RITE

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by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Tessie!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petey Pab mother fucker

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have one from 1995

I went to the Championship game against the Chargers. Not a fan of either team, just a spontaneous trip with my friend, bought tickets from a scalper.

by Hipster Doofus on Oct 1, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trooper Taylor

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Eagle!!!

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Damn Eagle, indeed.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 pitch inning

nice.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, kotch.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

On fire with these today

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Collette.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Celek

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brother of the Eagles tight end

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't sure if that was a typo or purposeful

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think BUCSwillDOMINATE has earned the benefit of the doubt.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE FAIR

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEZY JUST LIKE BEEJ

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

am I the only bandwagon fan here?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol we're all bandwagon fans

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAN SINCE WE DRAFTED BRAZELTON`

WE GOIN TO DA SHIP

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fan since Kotchman.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAN SINCE THE HINSKE DAYS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we've all only been here since 2008

welcome aboard

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may be the only fan of any type.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

52 pitches

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ has been extremely patient this past month.

Really nice to see him working good ABs. (Regardless of the fact that was an out.)

by mint420 on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

more daveh
i need a gallon of mylanta
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 1, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
i’ll take xanax and molly
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the rays...
they just roll around in swampwater and eat gator flesh all day
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

,
your reasoning is sound, but right now the Rays are nothing but a motley crew of villians and scoundrels

by dolphinpuncher on Oct 1, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
they just roll around in swampwater and eat gator flesh all day

by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My lonestarball account is activated should the need arise.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always be prepared.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see how what I do in the privacy of my own home is any of his business.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie Maggio is fine

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You have bad taste

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fairness, though

Dogfish makes some tasty, tasty beers

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Maggio is a hot slut?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Let me get in that arm fat, gurrrrl"

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields nasty.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He Gone

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

lololol
wouldn’t mind a wristie from Maggio
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, what the fuck is a wristie

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Gimme some of dat ankle"

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Hambone bukkake if we win,
am i right?

by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
as long as
it’s not on me, im game

Follow @tweetingdouche
by studcrackers on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
 
i’ll take a hit for the team
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cant wait for the payoff

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wristie

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thank god I now know that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need to amend 'boner' to mean homerun

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here to educate.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was too good for us.

Collette just couldn’t handle a better poster than himself being around.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's still here?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Just FYI, we're 1-0 all time when diaper is banned during playoff games.

I kind of want to ensure that streak stays alive.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIELDSY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

SICK!

"I have to return some videotapes."

by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha
Looks like he wants to hit somebody
by PrussianBlue on Oct 1, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

No one else wants to laugh at the fact that someone on LSB is named after the white supremacist olsen twins?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't understand the reference.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJA0kSPAYI

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear god.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just, wow.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skinhead boy skinhead boy!

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Two strikeouts already

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit, they're onto you guys
Starting to get some Rays fans in here……….
“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

KILL ON SIGHT

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double Teapot isn't a rays fan

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit longo

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

tbs is absurd.

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist is due, right?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.
EAT IT LONGORIA.
by Travis Drybread on Oct 1, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
 
#ThisIsWhatMaggioWillBeSayingIn3Hours
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hehe

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maaaan.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

.
FUCK TNT, TBS, THE RAYS, BASEBALL, AND MAYONNAISE

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Oct 1, 2011 4:52 PM PDT
Wait…

WTH did mayonnaise do?
by awillis111 on Oct 1, 2011 4:53 PM PDT
only thing whiter than Kotchman

by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 4:54 PM PDT

by mint420 on Oct 1, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL WTF

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

jasoncollette Holland absolutely needed that quick inning to get back on track

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Go Rangers!" Rays Media Personality Jason Collette

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's an analyst not a fanboy!

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

#FREEDEEZYHEEZY33

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's all of us

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a true

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields has his good change.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a little flat

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a little surprise they aren't crushing it.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

h8 u

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gone

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

"That hit is really what the Rangers offense needed to get going" - Jason Collette, Raysfan

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm ok with that.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a hitter's park

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Super scared of possible yields right now.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES on long fly balls to nowhere

Are we sure Boston isn’t in the post-season?

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It's kind of a shame they're not

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a fan base that deserves it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the people that brought to you "Rays Should Be Contracted"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

For my money, I'll take St. Louis. Those guys get it!

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only fans in America that clap for a bunt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most fans don't understand

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shieldsy starting to get hit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"Not long before these great texas hitters start taking him deep

I bet Beltre puts a good at bat together and really turns this series around for the Rangers!!!!!" – Jason “Look I love baseball not just the Rays” Collette

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times does he have to tell you guys that he's not a fanboy, he's an analyst

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no analyst shit in the post-season

I"m not working anything…quit 1040

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dabbling with some things in XM no doubt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SportsBabe was being a bitch.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been used 2x all season by the Orlando station while its better-exposed competitor has asked for me repeatedly

I don’t mind being exclusive to a station if you’re going to pay me or use me, but if you’re not doing either, what’s in it for me?

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

XM is good to us here

They make it a point to put this URL on the radios when I’m on and name drop the site 4-5 times each time I’m on.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like they really take care of us

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was getting in the way of my BP work and promoting this site

Being limited to one show on one station was no longer in my best interest.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a Collette post.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally

But I have gigs that pay me and gigs that do not. The one that does not cannot get in the way of the ones that do or I’ll find myself with less paying gigs.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow down, I'm trying to write all this

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it ever becomes too much, I can get you a job at a good school.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you thought about using your BPro medical degree?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why they pay him the big bucks.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

file photo

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, I have a bromance with Beltre

I can’t help it

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the inning is over

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lose another one Shoppach

Show that boy what facial Jair is all about

by BUCSwillDOMINATE on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This had better not be mocking.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darn

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

maaaaaaan

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EXCELLENT INFIELD DEFENSE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

XBH
Shut up Maggio
I’m tired of your stupid fluff pieces.

by PrussianBlue on Oct 1, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
 
i’d like to tire out her fluff piece
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PRUSSIAN BLUE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was that?

"I have to return some videotapes."

by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Botchman!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

from DJ

that’s an inside-the-parker

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL DEFENSE

I thought Texas had good defense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT GONE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

"I have to return some videotapes."

by TallahasseeJagFan on Oct 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

MATT JOYCE, NORDIC GOD OF THUNDER

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

JOYCE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Kotchman just makes this team win!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rewind: "Holland is really settling in now." WTF?

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS BODY LANGUAGE!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL YES!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still killing it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attn Jolette; LEARN FASTER!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have special needs

That’s not funny. I is hurt

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alejandro would not find this post funny

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just killing it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE MY MOMMY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course Jennings does nothing

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that hits the back wall of the trop.

Holy shit.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't seem that high.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No weaknesses!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jennings hasn't been TERRIBLE this game

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time the Rangers make an error

Rays get a run.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Unpossible, The Rangers have excellent infield defense!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We be winning this bitch.

†††If you love Dan Johnson and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

They always do what I ask

Like Shop coming through last night after the error.

by Hipster Doofus on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Age does that to you

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Rays fan?
“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 1, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
 
nah
that was just a bitch hit

by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
 
Really?
Almost 17k comments on the Rays board and not a fan? What…are you just a glutton for punishment?

“I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great.” – Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
 
yeah
they perma-banned me. those mods are absolute assholes over there

by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

#FREEDEEZYHEEZYTHIRTYTHREEZY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"kinda"

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's 100% right.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking shift.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No....

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

welp, this sucks

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddamit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Double uh-oh

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields needs to calm down

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yields!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Tampa……GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Facials incoming!

lol.. man… dont get too drunk… but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No, no it isn't

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even daveh was more creative than that.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yields setting up the granny.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

...

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD JOB!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jolette- still learning

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Yieldsy!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what an joke zone does.

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by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ack!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Hickey out

Shields always does this. Leads lose his focus

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

New and interesting ways to yields.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeezus

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish he had at least caught him in the dick

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh come on!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit this is absurd

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

But the drama!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I wanted drama i'd go to my local Noh Theater

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robots can't do theater bro.

Why would you want them in baseball?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikezone Karma!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That was strike 4

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ump sucks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Everything sucks.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that sucks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Also fuck

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not true at all dude

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie game....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazingly Yielding Yields!

SF1 – We NEED YOU!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

.
sternfan10
There’s your Big Lame James Go Gators
just now from web

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya'll saying Shields is Yields are fucking idiots. That is all.

I could care less about your graduate degree-I was a full professor at Harvard at 34 and am a full professor at Columbia now in a theoretical field whose main tool is statistical mechanics. So can can come down from your high place.

by Buzzy on Sep 24, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions

by pudieron89 on Oct 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

can I rec this a billion times?

people quoting SF1 need be removed from the gene pool and the planet

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerwin Danley must be

among the worst fucking balls/strike umpires I’ve seen. Napoli should been out on strikes long before that hit.

by tampa_edski on Oct 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

FINALLY!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

...

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You should quit while you're ahead.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's basically getting fucked by shitty umpiring.

But he’s still our yields

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

No homers somehow.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And that was a strike. wow

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rangers organization is classless

I can’t wait till we get to the Trop, the music guy is a dick, plays way too much music between pitches

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

second that

second fucking that

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decent trim though.

From what I can see.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

What the heck is inside the umpire's head?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Shitpach!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Shitpatch!

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ this ump.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's R33J?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not going to comment.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woof

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That play will fuck us

Get the entire bullpen up and ready

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus christ

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WELP.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean

the bullpen isn’t even getting warmed?

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields hasn't made but 2 bad pitches this inning you know

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shieltpach!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fucking ridiculous.

†††If you love Dan Johnson and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fucking comical.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He always was though.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking dicks

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This is unbelievable

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

SERIES OVER WE LOSE.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring in Lobaton!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

(double facepalm)

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And still reach base...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yields wants to go to the Dugout

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yields wants to kill everyone.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fucking foul call

Umpires in the playoffs suck

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

FINALLY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

London is Shoppach


The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'M 18... STOP MY WOMAN FROM ABUSING AND CONTROLLING ME!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd and 3rd with 2 outs...

Mitch Moreland is a turd who should have gotten out like he just did, therefore I’m saying this game should be 3-3.

by Snarfalicious on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This inning

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, this is completely correct.

†††If you love Dan Johnson and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're getting better at this

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE ARE GETTING THESE GOD DAMN RUNS BACK

im so pissed. I hate the Rangers so damn much

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

But seriously, after just seeing why baseball is such a great game

You’re getting another classic example of how outdated and shitty it can be other times.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man I don't feel good about this

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BMW i8 concept looks sick

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

No

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

Buck Martinez shits all over himself just waking up in the morning

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he bleeds Blue Jay blue

"Doesn't Manny Ramirez look like the monster from Predator??" - Will Farrell as Harry Carey

by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerlose!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT CAMERAWORK

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

We're losing because beej is hitting.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Please don't fuck this leadoff double.

Like this team always does.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

this

(Because of course we will)

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit all.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone unban daveh while we still have a chance at this game.

Also, unban diaper and reban him immediately.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha. I didn't know dpir was banned.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're wrong

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant in the sense that I unbanned him

And since I’m the one banning him nearly daily at this point, I just assumed he wasn’t banned.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're wrong again

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dipper 11

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Ron

you’ve got a little something on your upper lip there

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what a way to waste this double

just end the inning

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by Gone Phishing on Oct 1, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

why try

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh good timing there

christ

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

B33J fail!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dumbass

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist for the win!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

uh

there’s approximately 0% that was called from the dugout

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAD IDEA

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you'd think that laughing at Josh Hamilton yesterday

would teach you not to panic and do dumb stuff just because you’re behind

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

What do this inning, this game, this series, and this season all have in common?

They’re fucking over.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

true

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it my imagination or does this team always suck with a runner on 2nd and no outs?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FIFY

Is it my imagination or does this team always suck with a runner on 2nd and no outs?

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerwin Danley's strike zone is magically moving

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game makes me sad.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is over

That scores Upton. Too bad he is a dumb shit

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And how would he get to 3rd?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ball that was hit to the left side and doesn't go to the outfield? Yeah Upton's totally going to take third on that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's that dipshit?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a chance he goes to 3rd on something that close to him, sorry charlie

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You both are wrong, somehow.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a dumb fucking RIUN, please don't address your betters directly anymore

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious

you seriously must know nothing about baseball, if you don’t think he would have advanced

by RaysTheRoof on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been really close.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"would of made it"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been a bang-bang play.

I wouldn’t have risked it.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure thing baseball expert Rays The Roof

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is literally only one way to settle this.

Recreate the situation on RBI baseball.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I'm not wrong?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever, im done

if anyone else agreed with you they would have ganged up on the RIUN

sorry

by RaysTheRoof on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you see this as your big shot to take me down a notch, but I'm not wrong. Ball was a slow roller towards 2nd. Upton isn't going to advance on that, sorry

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

i do spend my days trying to devise a plan to take you down a notch.

by RaysTheRoof on Oct 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to the drawing board

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriouly, have you ever played baseball?

not trying to be a dick, but you’re taught in little league to go on balls to the left of you when you are on 2nd. That’s one was way to the left. He’d of been standing on third.

by RaysTheRoof on Oct 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he had gone to a ball hit right at him he would have been thrown out at 3rd. Yes I played baseball

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was right down the middle.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like, right over the mound past second.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Martinez said the word swipe like 8 times.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
sternfan10
#Shields that’s what a good pitcher does with a lead #Rays
just now from web

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

Unban daveh plz

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's doing work over at LSB

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not lately :(

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not half serious with dave...

Porn is going to get you a very long timeout

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it was on OTM? It might have brightened their day

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, it was in our GDT

If it were at OTM, he may have become an admin here on merit

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

....no.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was on OTM.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're wrong

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/rCxU9.png

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he banned now too?

I was gone for like a month.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

2B, 1 out...

Did you not see Zobrist put one through the middle?

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

thir

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thayer

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET OUT

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not unless Milla Jovovich bangs all three of them at the same time.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously I'm bad mojo

Gonna get some dinner. Hopefully the Rays score some runs.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Drink some tea

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna get some food, too

It’s 6:00pm here.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys need to calm down

As a regular season non-Rays fan, I feel I have appropriate perspective to assure you that A. this game is not over, B. this series is not over

by slayor on Oct 1, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuck

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice split yieldsy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hrm.
Jon Heyman
Dave martinez seems to be a name connected to #chisox. Nothing firm. But rays’ run helps. sandy alomar should get look, too.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd hate to see him go, but that would be awesome for him. He's certainly earned a shot somewhere someday.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like 6 inches outside

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jae-seo

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we're dead

100 mph and a magically widened strike zone

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah buddy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

KOTCH IS BACK

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

KOTCH!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets only hit with two outs.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kotch McDouble!

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

LAME

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

MoM

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This game appears over

We aren’t getting Proctor or Ayala tonight

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Has to be bait...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another nice play.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

We've completely dominated this series

Texas’ 5 run inning was a complete joke.

by killa3312 on Oct 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, they count for realsies

So going back to Tampa 1-1 means we have not dominated

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol sandy
Kevin_Goldstein Worst comp of the day, congrats. "@SandyKazmir: @Kevin_Goldstein late bloomer crushing righties. Hes raul ibanez with a position"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl

You beat me to it

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kotch

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the shit does this even read?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you unfamiliar with twitter?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proudly.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always good to be proud of ignorance

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like any good serviceman.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you stroking P Brady.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll laud a good post no matter who makes it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fax is fax

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you stroking Topper.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you stroking PTSD.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Look at you stroking" - Me to Gammo

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. That's not a real thing.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

One would need a conscience.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

For PTSD?

Tell that to rape victims.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Rape victims have no conscience"

-Child rapist and murderer, Vin

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I trained those brown boys to do whatever I said"

-Child rapist and murderer, Vin

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it past your bed time, lil feller?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoken like a true rapist.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol trolled

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough raping going on here to be me.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. Thats me. I'm that rapist.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The concept is stupid to me. Not that I'm hating.

I look at topkin’s twitter for lineups, but that’s as involved as I’ve gotten.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once you get to pro level you can have various Wu members following you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get how that's a thing you want to accomplish.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't get much, that's for sure

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sick burn bro.

I’m gonna go tweet that shit.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not, because its too tough for you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the lazy, stripped down version of blogging?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could be one way to describe it if one was a simpleton, yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why complicate it?

Maybe if this came out when I was an unemployed college student (like facebook did) I would have gotten into it.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an unemployed college student I resent the implication

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No insult. As I said earlier, I'm not hating on it.

When I was in your shoes I got into the current blogging fad too.

Twitter just isn’t for me.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I grow up I hope I'm not as bitter as you are

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you grow up, I hope you have better things to pass the time with, like I do.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a better thing than twitter

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling people ignorant in person.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't sound better at all

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think about the drama you could tweet about later!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not worth going out in public

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cruz's Hamstring

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Me right now:

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

me right now

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is how I live on the daily

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Toppah
Sn00ki Nicole Polizzi
So excited for @SpaniardMMA to kick ass!!!
11 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This is me writing snooki a letter registering my disappointment at her liking MMA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is legit death by 1,000 needles

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

boom

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Fister is Fisting the Yankees!

#KillMe

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Mcgee!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 1, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh holy fuck

Can we get a pitcher in who can throw the ball somewhere that isn’t in the dirt or in the back of a bad hitter?

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not our night.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Meanwhile in the Sutt Cave

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Not nearly enough meat products on that pizza.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many meat products can he possibly afford

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possum, Imitation bologna, etc.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is just depressing.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, I can laugh again
Richard Schaefer
This sucks I’m “sad”
just now from Twitter for Android

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He gone

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

uh

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So bad.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to Longo in the last 2 days?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nvm

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING DUMB YOU ARE!

Sorry pete, PTSD got me.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

D:

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fcking tits

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom.

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Oct 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Japanese doing what they do best

creating exports

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I really thought you were gonna go in a "nuclear meltdown" direction here.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

So that’s 6 HR in 18 innings of work as a Rangers reliever for Uehara. That matches the 6 he gave up in 47 innings with the Orioles.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate you posting this for Vin

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This is twitter. If you don't follow me, then fuck you!" -TGN1 (2002-2012)

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spin off a quote from the movie Idiocracy.

Disregard.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good and memorable quote.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up Peter.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah! I come back to watch the rest of the game and Longo smacks a rally-killer!

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Three run home runs are bullshit.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Literally the most valuable play in the game.

Good on Maddon for finding that one in the back of the playbook.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAVEH WITH THE REVERSE JINX
game is basically over
by daveh33 on Oct 1, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Waiting for the perfect time for a moneyshot.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

fart

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask Chairman Cason

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaso !!!

That bat is so important to this team

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He fucking sucks

Should I say something positive about him?

by Dome Biscuit on Oct 1, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at this fat cunt

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd motorboat

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one doubts that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

true.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't act like you wouldn't take any chunk of meat tossed your way...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've smashed a fatty or two in my day.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you're the one taking the D?

Duly noted.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

true true

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I flip over to the UF game and John Brantley blows his knee out.

I flip back here and the Rays have scored runs. Brantley’s knee died for our sins!

by JoshFreemanHasAPosse on Oct 1, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

(the Brad Pitt book)

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The original was better.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays playoff game? I'll record it and hit the movies

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took quite a while to drive home, eh? (While predicting every single move that would happen in this game)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at how arrogant you are

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can't you admit you've been stringing me along?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's rich

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS IT

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every post is a chuckle

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Prepare for Nerd Domination" - Don Orscillo

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Orscillo"

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry I don't have all of the NESN lineup memorized

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haw haw

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Don't you dare misspell Papa Remy's name" - You

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. He turned black and now calls himself "Affion Crockett".

Still not funny.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOBIE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm back

after a nice meal. So, the Rays are down by 1 now.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that entire stadium has no goddamn depth perception

each one has been at least 30 feet shy of the track

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 1, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNZ PLZ

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here! We would be at a significant disadvantage every time maddon got run

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Angels game

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

/thread

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what in god's name

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed Swamp People

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

By my count, you're at least 69 short.

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a shame you werent here earlier when I was posting a picture of you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I had Wild Turkey 101 for the first time today.

It was delicious.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Cookout before the game.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Actually…

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

TOTAL RAYSHEAD ARMY
jasoncollette Mike Adams is a great story - undrafted FA who has become one of the game’s better relievers

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Noted Rangers Fan, Cason Jollette

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone enlist RallyBrie (TM)

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by mattc286 on Oct 1, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I suppose you're right Matt

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Furries.

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'm not going to post Furries

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

How good is our team with a real 1st baseman?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut up

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darn.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kotchman you fuck

Lift a weight every so often

by NY Tyler on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak piece of shit.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone pitch f/x that strike.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

No, you're the first.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangerous take

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You're embarrassing yourself

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never wished I was a strawberry so bad!

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, someone cap feliz

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Think Sandy might have put a drink or two away
SandyKazmir Kotchmani could not run all over tjat one #fuckshit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

An incredible gambit

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connie Britton is hot.

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

no

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 1, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suttree

Did you ever attend SPCS?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

St Pete Christian I think

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Never leaving the train station"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or St. Pete Christian?

Because if you know me from there, THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, you're older than I.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

08

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

or 09

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHICH IS IT

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

09

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ran that school.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Repeated by your highschool physics teacher

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a very nice lady, though.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you're embarassed

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I’m sure I know a couple people from your class.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys coming to the Kolosey wedding?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Social event of the millenium

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll be in town soon!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he a giant?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I walked into his father's classroom after school looking for my cellphone, and they were in there playing Amazing Grace on guitar.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

An epic class.

I’ve never seen anyone so absolutely powerless despite being in a position of authority.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Mr. Arnold in his classroom.

Kolosey looked disgusted by him every day.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Arnold was certainly not IB.

Class was full of degenerates (blueseaters).

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I must be misremembering.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thrashcore

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

L'enfant Terrible

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah fuck

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Piss

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

*pisscumbloodyfart*

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

#cousinpie

#pitofluxury

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic PoW

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sternfan10 @SI_JonHeyman you’re a big reason why the world hates the NYY—slurp slurp

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

This is bad.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless we can get some blue seats in that stadium we're done for

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our only hope was to be able to head back to Texas 2-2

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Winning a series on the road is difficult.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t realize Yankees were destroying the Tigers until I looked at the score.

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

DRB Road trip

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a minute, that's not Florida at all?!?!?!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No surprises there

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who But!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think so, I don't see any visible tears

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any hope?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the chance of Rangers' bullpen melting down?

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 in 69 chance

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

.8008%

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crackers

99mph fastball?!

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't even think longo magic will help.

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Save us, Evan.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

100mph fastball!

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He's here as part of the Giants exchange program

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL HOPE IS LOST

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by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks I gave it my all

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong again

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'll be.

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by PlayOnWords on Oct 1, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay. I came back just in time to see the Rays lose!

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by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 1, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

I guess you can’t win ’em every time….

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by yoshifan on Oct 1, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes! R5 Smurfs rip out on BTJunkie, later losers.

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

David Price better be good

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by doubleteapot on Oct 1, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Game 162 Price

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by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Oct 1, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking at this season

He had back to back bad starts just once: vs Yanks on 5/16 and then vs Marlins next time out. Only time all season he’s given up 5 or more ER in back to back games.

If we go with 4 or more ER, he did that 3x all season: 4/23 & 4/29, 5/16 & 5/21, & 7/4 & 7/9

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by Jason Collette on Oct 2, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

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