GDT for ALDS Game 3: Bring it Home to the Thunder Dome!
Texas Rangers at Tampa Bay Rays, Oct 3, 2011 5:07 PM EDT
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I hope under
that would probably mean a well pitched game by Price.
I have to admit, his last 2 starts, and previous performance against the Rangers, make me very nervous.
ive got this good feeling about tonight
I said it on saturday before my soccer team won their first game out of 10 and ill say it now!
I'm scared, you guys.
Although I was just saying yesterday, that I’d rather have Price tonight, when it’s 1-1, instead of tomorrow when it could be either 1-2 or 2-1. That’s sad, isn’t it? That I don’t even have faith in one of our best guys?
How short of a leash is Price on tonight?
Racist
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to let you guys get me riled up.
I am transcendent now. No manner of evil or bullshit can touch me.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i was thinking today, have sheilds home/away splits gotten better this year?
Because the last 2 playoff appearences i remember joe tinkering the rotation so James was pitching at home?
Woof, either my cable box crashed or TBS did
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So tbs isn't dead for you guys?
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I am cable dead
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just came back for me
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
God I hate Buck Martinez. Just an awful human.
Tools Whore
It begins
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Hope the offense gets started early
Have absolutely zero faith in Price keeping it together very long
Fuckin Travis Lee representin'.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
2nd strike was bull slip
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
3Hz
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
strike zone
Price’s 1-0 strike to Napoli was wide, too. If it’s a consistent wide zone all night, that’s fine.
consistency is all we can ask for
If they’re going to be shitty, be shitty for both sides
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Being consistently bad at your job is not acceptable. Sorry, but it's bullshit like this why umpires still exist.
That and a solid union and a commissioner afraid of change.
Tools Whore
oh, I'm no umpire apologist
I’m saying “that’s fine” as in “at least it’s not Kerwin f’n Danley behind the plate.”
Joe West will be the crew chief for the WS. So, um, we’re talking about tallest midget territory here.
the 2-2? it was nasty but definitely inside
so far ump is calling middle-outside as strikes, but not middle-in
man,
we’ve got the weakest home field advantage in the playoffs…Price throws a ball and everyone is immediately silenced, like, for good. like 70% geriatrics though, what can i say.
Quit bitching.
Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I may need to rethink things.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
did you see Napoli's jump?
Price deserves 50% of the blame on that
he's a 69% chance to be non-tendered
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He is a 69% chance all right
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
since we have so many other great options.
With shop almost certainly gone I would love to see chirinos get a shot but it won’t happen.
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
was either a run-and-hit or a straight steal
Napoli had a huge jump and went on first motion
Yes? It's a colloquialism
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep this in mind, guys, given all of the times that Buck Martinez has and will provide misinformation on the club during this series
Dude lives in Sand Key.
@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.
Sand Key is phillies territory
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Duemig today:
“Just wait and see how good Maddon is when Davey Martinez leaves for Chicago. He’s a player who knows how to run a team and you’d be surprised to see how much he is responsible for.”
Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
Hopefully he'll give Cason a contract without forcing him to be exclusive so the two of them can share some of their inside info with the Bay area
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that's an astute observation from a guy that I haven't seen at a game all season
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
But you did see me at a game?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
And just imagine how many I'd go to if it was free!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
There's always a cost.
-Jason’s children
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
RIP Alejandro
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
And a price.
-Jason’s mistress
Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
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Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Not you, him
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______
by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you check all buffets?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
(Saw him at the Meat Up #2)
Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So
how full is the stadium? (not watching the game live)
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Sold out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, and now you can start complaining about the ump
that’s a strike in inning 2. It’s a strike for Lewis. Needs to be a strike here.
All umps suck, just gotta accept it at this point.
We should be conditioned to it by now
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Did brignac just do the 2 outs thing?
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brunt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
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yep, price gave him a little
“thanks for buying me an out” glove tip
Whoa, what the?
Last Play: C. Gentry singled to third, C. Gentry caught stealing, pitcher to first to shortstop
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Pick off throw to 1st. 1st to SS covering 2nd
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, thanks
It looked like a pickoff to me as well.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Shut up.
Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline
by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
BIUN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
is Derek Jeter still an active player?
by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Playing for the Rays or Rangers?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I spose it could go both ways (like me)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant in the game today
So seriously: Derek Jeter (and Ryan Howard, and plenty of others) are way overrated by the idiot segment of the baseball community. True, that’s a large segment. But because they’re so overrated by mainstream commentators, there’s backlash from the informed segment of the baseball community; heck, every third Joe Poz column is pretty much a “Jeter is overrated” column.
But as far as I can tell, there’s nobody out there — neither stathead nor talking head — pointing out that Andrus is essentially the new Jack Wilson.
Elvis>>Jack Wilson
Elvis is a monster on the basepads and has a career OBP of .340 (33 points higher than wilson) and is only 23.
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ha
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Adrian Beltre
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Cue a liner into his dick hole
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That'd be rad...
Good ole ball in the crotch humor
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
wait wtf when did this happen
"While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast."
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
get out get out get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You. Who was best?????????????????????/
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching the video I'm fairly sure hes drinking sizzurp.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
He is robot ripping, that's for sure
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
(tripping)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
How I envision every Republican
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eF6vCv13bw&feature=player_embedded
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
68 truth seeker. 1 away
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad you don't brother, because a lot of people do
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Netanyahu his go-to Jew in that analogy
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm positive that's not true
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Eisenburg
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Didn’t see this in OTT btw
Glenn Beck has been a frequent critic of the left’s "indoctrination" of American children, attacking PBS and calling out Elmo from "Sesame Street" for favoring the redistribution of wealth.
When he left Fox News last April, Beck explained it was in part because he wanted "to target the youth." And, starting on Monday, he will take direct aim with a children’s show on his new GBTV Internet network with the tea party-friendly name "Liberty Treehouse."
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
God bless him
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I probably would have been a football star if could have seen Liberty treehouse.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
You'd have a little more respect, that's for sure
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Im more like David Allan Coe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBqZs7oGPZQ
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
That's quite a guitar
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Camp Blueseathead
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Your summer hunting camp?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
see March 2003
http://bobbybigwheel.tumblr.com/post/71716529/a-brief-history-of-the-gore-administration
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast."
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
So that's what good pitching will do...
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
That's twice in this motherfucking thread.
Watch the blasphemy!
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ump to Price: that curveball is too good
so I’m not calling it a strike
Was anyone else astonished to find out Michael Young is white?
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No
Signed,
Lew Ford
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Reggie Willits says hi
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It should anyways
Shouldnt be a problem with this fast pace
The couple that attempts rape and then murders the victim together stays together
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.

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Thinking of her covered in blood makes my d hard
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My kind of girl.

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May I, Mr. internet commenter?

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Meatup
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I'll be having sex with her
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I'm ultra butch
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to fix a spark plug guys! Football!
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Toppah is open to anything.
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Italianjurorshavebloodontheirhands posted
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Perugiacopsprotectmurderers posted
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I like this one.
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Is that a reference to tampacopsprotectdrughouses?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
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Nice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
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DEEZY!
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Boom
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY
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D. Jennings

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It's so surprising because none of his pitches look too good
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
totally agree
how did Longo miss that 0-2 hanging slider?
incidentally, for comparison
THAT was a terrible throw by Napoli. Totally rainbowed.
Well the ump sucks consistently...
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I'm equal opportunity, umpires are dogshit.
Tools Whore
It's like playing a video game where you have to move your cursor while trying to swing at the same time
The zone’s all over the place
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I love that rigged fox box
or whatever they’re calling it. You can SEE on the replay it crossing the plate below Matt’s knees.
Damon got lucky joyce didn't
You gonna bitch about that?
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
In all fairness.. all three that struck out had pitches to hit
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
in the bad old days
KK would have called those “cookies”
of course
missing that crappy 89-mph “fastball” on 3-2 by a foot was pretty indefensible.
Ok guys, I think I'm seeing the strike zone clearly

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I just get annoyed that Buck Martinez says some stupid shit after every pitch
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I get annoyed that Buck Martinez exists and can talk
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Napoli's numbers this year are really, really, really good
I don’t think you understand how good. He has the 2nd highest wOBA of any catcher with at least 400 PA since World War 2.
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd highest wRC+ of all time
But then King Kelly in 1886 sneaks in ahead of him too
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
HAI EVERYWON. TAMPA HAS HIT LOTS OF HOMERS AND TEXASS HASNOT
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Droppin mad dongs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, who wrote that article?
Oh yea, Woody did
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
HE GONE
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WHY ARENT YOU GUYS AT THE GAME?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Are you working at Taco Bus?
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't want to risk missing any of Terra Nova
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Live in Los Angeles
I think thats a legit excuse.
The players don't acknowledge your presence either.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
More clues to your alt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit
i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh dear
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp, guess I need to start dropping some hip hop references.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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Or hiding in the closet
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't normally like guns, but if I have to work with blueseaters.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
NOREALNAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets do it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My Red Sox are out of it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
West Chester, PA
…or just outside of Philly
by Justin Everett Thompson on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That answers a lot of questions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm actually going to school there
Just started work toward my MS applied statistics
by Justin Everett Thompson on Oct 3, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i would have come but google cant tell me what way to go
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=Romford,Essex&daddr=TropicanaField,St.Petersburg,FL,United+States&hl=en&sll=39.706799,-41.175999&sspn=92.80514,158.027344&geocode=FYj1EgMdP84CACkxcrN0MaLYRzExnzJ2iuctkw%3BFbu2pwEdgNYS-yHd7zhZkKqsng&vpsrc=0&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&t=m&z=3
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
getting a little paint job done there
what color does he get guys?
There is just no excuse for a lefty to have that bad a pickoff move
I can’t believe he got Gentry last time
Guesses towards my true identity so far.
Toppah
PLK
Reej
Sandy Kaz
ReasonableDoubt
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weALREADYknow
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesss
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
PGP?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
LONG AND HAIRY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude's always talking about penis
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Hell yeah brother
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
(his pee pee is not as hairy as you may think)
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
HE GONE
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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Love that long look by the ump
As kinsler walks away
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So I guess that outside part of zone has been called all day?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
VELOCIRAPTOR ON THE PROWL
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Nice play.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's why we stretch.
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yessir
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine watching game 7 of the 91 World Series
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Freshman in college
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay let's be honest here who would've thought briggy would be having the best AB of the game?
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You have to be a REALLY bad fucking pitcher to walk Brignac
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Excuse me, can anyone tell me if WE GOIN TO DA SHIP?
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Im gonna wear my Briggy shirt to the Bucs game cause of that AB
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
How has Price looked tonight? Kazmir-esque?
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Not been particularly dominating
But he’s done what he needed to, and defense behind him has been great
Zobie at 2nd tonight?
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Yeah there was a dribbler by Andrus that probably would've been extraordinarily difficult to convert into an out
But we’ll never know for sure because the ball slipped under Zo’s glove
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand why bunting is necessary to advance the runner
Brignac has above average speed and Napoli is shit at throwing
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
looks like nobody is picking the ball up well on him
He’s wearing out the corners & guys are opening up before the pitch gets there
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
By k
I think you mean hr.
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We seriously have 1 hit? And that's Deezy's homer?
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It's kind of funny
As long as we hold the lead at least
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like I heard that somewhere
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Well now you heard it from me, professional baseball viewer and noted blue seat
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
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#GoRangers
jasoncollette Colby Lewis has had a phenomenal pitching approach today. Great job working up/down & left/right. A lot of uncomfortable swings
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Seriously....one mistake
He’s looked better than Price
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lol
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I'd hate to see you in "analyst mode".
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I'm tossing my Rangers followers a cookie
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This can't be real
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I'm just fucking with you.
He’s making out offense look silly.
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It's the Rays offense.
Scott Proctor pitched 2+ innings of shutout ball against them before Longo homered.
89 at the belt and having BJ swing through it is not a good approach.
Longoria has missed at least 2 pitches in the center of the strikezone in his putrid 3 at bats. If he’s facing the Yankees today, they’ve scored 8 runs.
Tools Whore
6 Ks for Lewis tonight.
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Price has given up just 1 HR in the 7th all season in 82 PA's
Let’s keep it that way
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Tossing the Ranger followers another cookie?
(JINX JINX JINX)
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I hate you for this, because we both know what's coming now
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double play coming
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GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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you're welcome
need to do work anyhow. I’m walking out of the game
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Thanks Cason Shaughnessy
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If he gives up 2 more baserunners then someone will start warming
2 More after that and he’ll be pulled
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Surprised he didnt get pulled after the leadoff guy got on
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Do the guys in the booth get a cut everytime they praise napoli
Jesus christ
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Here come the dry heaves before we start throwing up on ourselves.
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Thanks Jason
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Jolette needs to be banned
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Hindsight blah blah blah
But didnt Maddon see Price was struggling in the 6th?
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Defense bailed him out constantly.
We had the lead and all he had to do was keep the lead, he choked as usual.
Qualifies as a
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Shit.
Qualifies as a quality start.
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lol fatoli
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"He knew he was going to play every day"
/napoli gets fewer PAs
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At what point did David Price just quit using his curveball?
98 pitches, FOUR curveballs. Four. I was always under the impression that was his second best pitch, how do you just junk it in a playoff game?
OH HAI NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO TAKE HIM OUT
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Day late and a dollar short, Merlot.
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I hear Francona's available.
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I know "for a reliever" is a joke on this site, but I would like to see us trade Price for a shut down closer.
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I'm thinking Price for Soria.
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he only gave up 2 Runs over 6.2 guys.
Against Texas, I’ll take that. Offense needs to wake up
Seriously.
I understand the frustration, but he gave a good enough start. Not his fault none of these scrubs can’t hit Cy Lewis.
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Cool, 7th inning disaster
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I hope Howell gets put in soon
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HEY JASO ARE ALL THESE STEALS TELLING YOU SOMETHING
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Dont let this get out of hand please
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Unreal
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WTF, get Gomes out.
What are u waiting for Maddumb
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Anybody banned Jolette yet?
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Good, Maddon's got the white flag up in the pen
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Cool move Maddon and Gomes
Price gives up a base hit. Bring in Gomes, steal second. Walk, steal, and now walk.
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So we brought in Gomes to talk two guys. Cool move
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Chat with them
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
More productive than what he did
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why is howell even on the roster
he hasnt been good for 2+ months
Maybe this will be the last straw for JP...
Homer here and he either kills himself or someone else does.
Jesus mother fucking christ goddamnit!
Tools Whore
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How much WAR does being a good teammate get you?
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Maddon seriously bringing in the guy whose last 69 appearances have ended with him crying in the dugout to face Hamilton
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How much WAR does being a good teammate get you?
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I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
(Saw a HR instead)
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Looking forward to seeing JP crying again
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ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?
YOU BROUGHT IN HOWELL FOR ONE BATTER TO DO THAT? MADDON IS THROWING UP ON HIMSELF HERE
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If a thread full of dumb people know its not good.
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Maybe he figured Hamilton would recognize him and they'd just walk off and go smoke a J?
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Good job Howell.
He stopped Hamilton from homering!!
Longo should hit a 3 run HR to get within one
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The Rangers arent done yet.
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Maddumb is loyal to a fault. Why not McGee?
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Totally can't hit curves
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Was in West Virginia this weekend.
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I'm sorry.
What led you there?
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Canvassing for a gubernatorial election.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
woof
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Earl Ray Tomblin: More Jobs, Lower Taxes
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"Earl Ray"
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You're doing the Lord's work.
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His predecessor and the most popular politician in the state:
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Oh that's amazing. Also the #1 suggested video there is "How to have Better Sex"
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Why is this guy not on the VP shortlist?
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He can do more good elsewhere. In the woods hunting liberal bills
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"The bad parts"
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That more moderate tone separated him from the Republican candidate.
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RIP Robert Byrd
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He's looked foolish against everything but fastballs lately
its about time he hit one
i dont even have a huge problem with Cruz > howell there
but HOWELL there is undefendable.
he can also hit 80 mile and hour cheese over the middle of the plate
I could’ve hit a single there
Shouldve closed the GDT and left when Howell came in
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J.P. Howell being on the playoff roster has me ATTITUDIN.
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Missed some good TampaCopsProtectDrugHouses humor up above
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
screw that
Where the fuck is Peralta or McGee in that situation?
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So how good are the Rangers' pitchers?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
I'm surprised
that the Rangers managed to allow only one hit.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
maybe you should get your eyes checked.
by PreachITBrotha on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe you should get a sense of humor
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you should always get a check up on your vision though
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I'll go when get your funny bone checked
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Your funny bone isnt in your anus
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Sorry, let me make it more your speed
TheRealistOne says:
Your funny bone isnt in your anus
April 20, 1969
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WANNA COMPARE WIVES
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Acceptable variations:
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by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My apologies for defaming him
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Let the mods handle this.
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YOU ARE IN THE 7TH INNING WITH A LEAD
USE YOUR GOOD BULLPEN ARMS FFS
Insanity!!!
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results! JP w/ men on equals FAIL!!!
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Wow, bailed out big time there
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Typical Joe Maddon
Great guy. Terrible game manager. Same story every year.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Maddumb
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by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He has misused the pen in every postseason
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not calling for his head like I used to
But he is a destructive force in October. He usually makes good subs on the hitting side, but the pitching decisions make me shake my head all of the time.
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This guy gets it.
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Yeah, I have to say.
Maddon has always made puzzling decisions with the bp.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
well that came to a merciful end, hopefully we can at least scrape a few hits together in the bottom half here
this is looking like the early April Rays. minus the 4 hits parts though.
The upside to this mini disaster is
if we rally to win, Texas will probably never recover in this series. Stay positive.
That's not upside
If we’d won this game straight up then they also would not have been able to recover from that.
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2.0
J.P. Is the 2011 team’s Troy Pericival
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I dont know how you keep howell on the MLB roster after this season
I just don’t get how you can legitimately explain/rationalize him on a major league roster.
with Peralta & McGee there - no reason why he needed to be on the roster
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
he should be on his couch WATCHING the game
I get we are short in the bullpen, but I’d take ANYONE over howell, he just doesnt have his stuff.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Is DPIR banned? Do we have a sacrificial lamb?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Keep the faith
Lewis is out. Longo will deliver us. Maybe. Hopefully. If we make it to him. Probably not.
by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
need base runners
and need to put some runs up THIS inning. Adams has been incredible this year
Jolette should drop some info here
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
already sean is over indeed
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Kotchman up...soft groundball coming
by kapaafire on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Maddon's drinking in the dugout, WAshington is snorting
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Yes, let's mock a man with substance abuse problems.
You’re a low life degenerate.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ralllllyyy
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Since I have the magic touch tonight....we're not going to do a goddamn thing here
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I did grow up in Texas
My true colors shining through
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't sound very analytic
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
______
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to get at least 1 run here
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Sean Rodriguez, 2B/SS from Angels in the Kazmir trade.
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Oh?
They’re switching pitchers as well.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
PHEW
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Put him in the stands?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Already making death threats.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Brignac wearing an S-Rod jersey?
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Better than nothing I guess
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Look at this joker 69 minutes behind the live broadcast
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
*jiker*
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Posting this from a bar, what are you losers doing tonight?
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Meet me at the mangroves coward
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
My address is 6969 420th Way, Lutz, FL.
Dare you to come by, coward.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
OH GOOD GARY"S BACK
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
TGN 1 sounds just like Voxy
Get back on your meds, Voxy.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Sunshiney's back
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
tryin to get the hang of this crap. It's alot to take in
by PreachITBrotha on Oct 3, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Here we see a clear delineation of the tiers.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, better than a K
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Just makes the top of the inning hurt even more
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Fuld?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Not JP's fault that Brandon Gomes shouldn't have touched the mound in a swing game
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon had 2 better options to use, and didn't
So far, this one is on the skipper
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly one more run than the team usually gets in those situations
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Just saw Joyce pick his nose.
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#LegendofSamFuld
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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You're telling me you haven't been wearing it since Friday??
What the hell is wrong with you??
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How many years away is Josh Sale?
Looking forward to the days of run support.
Of course, we won't have any good pitchers by then.
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Price, Moore, and Hellickson at least
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Kickoff in 5 minutes!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Cold hard fax.
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Oh shit, you right.
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Dave Wills
“I have to applaud the umpires for their consistency this post season. They’ve kept it pretty poor.”
he's awesome
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hit this fucker in the head...fat shit
by kapaafire on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Should have gone after him
Not sure what his salary is this year, but it was just 3.6 mil in 2010. He’d look pretty good in our lineup right now.
This is literally the first time a team has ever played in a domed stadium
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lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly don't have much of a problem with this broadcast team.
As far as postseason crews go, this has been pretty good. I think Buck Martinez and Orsillo actually know what they’re talking about far more than other national types when it comes to the Rays since they’re broadcasters for division opponents.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"I can't wait for us to get Joe Buck and Tim McCarver"
-Tom “TGN 1” Jones (1969-4200)
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
"I appreciate their frank and honest discussion of the catwalks and the roof every inning" Patrick L. Romano
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's time for us to have an adult conversation about the catwalks.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
UNLIKE BILL FOSTER
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He has his opinions.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck Martinez has good Rays knowledge
Used to listen to his O’s broadcasts and he even followed our minor leaguers quite a bit. Haven’t listened to him in a while though.
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Kevin Kennedy back than Buck Martinez
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Special Forces
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He did his finest work on Triple Play '01
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"740 feet off the construction crane, well hit" - Buck Martinez
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
He's still got it.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah get out
Martinez has made so many factual errors I can’t even count…starting with insisting that the Rays got a break ingame 1 when Damon’s check swing was not called strike 3. Fucking tool.
Davis and McGee both warming up in the pen
Nostalgia. I bet if someone told you these two would end up in the bullpen in 2008, then we would have been some disappointed Rays fans. Just one game though.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
The Rays always have a chance
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Score 69 then bring in Peralta
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow really
Like 4 inches off plate
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DESMOND!
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDY
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DEEJ SAYS FUCK YOUR SHITTY STRIKEZONE!
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Look out Postseason BJ, here comes Postseason DJ!
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Jennings wouldn't have made a difference in the regular season.
-Jollette
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
It's not that he wouldn't have made a difference.
It’s just that the only important difference would be in terms of future payrolls.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
$/Wins
Dynasty.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
He's right, we had an unsustainable $70 mil payroll
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that crowd is like flies on shit every time he does something
The Rays finished 7 games behind the Yankees — they’d still be in this same situation
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Deezy!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Adams doesn't have his control yet
Can’t let this opportunity pass by
Love it
Walk in the winning run please
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Good call, Brucie.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
However I can help the team. Im the anti-Jolette
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Say what you want about our fans.
But when they show up for big games, they’re loud and involved.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
Cmon Longo. Youve been ridiculous lately. A few more times please
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
.
Jon Morosi
#Rangers pen is empty. This game is Mike Adams’ to win or lose.
just now from web
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
We need Bucky to say that now.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
They will pitch around Longo
I smell a BenZo blast
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Dont get thrown out Beejus
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
if bj gets caught stealing i will break shit
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
The crazy thing about DJ's hr
is I think he got under the ball. Did anybody expect this kind of power out of him?
Yes
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Negs. 12 homers in less than half a season right/
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
He's a patient hitter
Those kinds of guys don’t hit many homers in the minors. The power has always been there since he was drafted because he has quick wrists.
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
thats his 2nd 2 hr game im pretty sure
not bad
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
and since he did it in the post season
that proves he has clutchy grit
He's shown flashes of power. Last season saw a huge drop in his power, probably due to playing with an injured wrist nearly the entire season. 2009, he hit quite hard, and in Durham he's hit quite hard this year.
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Wouldve been a productive out
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If you jinx us...
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank God.
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For everything
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He is soooo good.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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God is good.
i support casual racism
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He Loves us soooo soooo much
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF BJ
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God fucking dammit
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Idiot?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that's on Upton
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad luck, he got caught in a pitch out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i dunno
i just think you let longo hit there, anyone else at the plate i havent got a problem. It was pretty obvious he was running as well.
Fair enough
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You have the best hitter at the plate
You don’t f’ing get yourself out
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I do not like Neftali Feliz
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Would have taken 2nd walking
Fucking dumb
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weALREADYknow
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Cant piss away base runners
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I just can't believe how dumb that was...
Won’t be able to get past that and Howell if we lose this game.
I thought Howell pitched well.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Run expectancy was 4, he only gave up 2
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MVP
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be 2 on no out and Joyce sitting dead red right now
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Cmon Adams, put one right down the dickhole
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Ridiculous
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You live in MD, right?
Trying to remember from RaysBB.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
BASES LOADED NO OUTS!!!!!!!!!11!!!
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Wow
this is a slow game. I took a shower after the end of the 7th inning, and it’s now the bottom of the 8th.
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Sooooo glad they went Gonzalez instead of Uehara
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Between Damon and Zobrist we better score at least one run here
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
I'll get booed for this, but any chance you try a safety squeeze here?
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No
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
How many players do the Rangers' bullpen have?
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We have to score one here
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3 straight pitches. Are you serious
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Good AB
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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Please keep the righty in for BenZo
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*Bring
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
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Well that was one of the worst at bats I've ever seen.
All things considered.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
since Longo's 2nd at bat
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Just brutal
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
seemed like he was just up there hacking at shit
by PreachITBrotha on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"Seemed like?"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So that's what it's like to bring in a real reliever in a jam
Novel concept.
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They brought in their worst reliever fyi
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm talking about Feliz
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying, their worst reliever looks like an ace situational guy against us
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Feliz
Great. I’d take Zobrist against him though over anyone but Longo. He’ll work this count.
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Too bad he's sitting in the dugout now
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you had a firm grasp of that statistic?
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He can give you the % chance of GOING TO DA SHIP
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a lotta relievers
Rangers are reloading right now.
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Also if we lose
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Literally my epitaph
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
All on that Upton run
Could have sacrificed in the damn tying run last AB
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Couldn't have Used Farnsworth in the seventh.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
But you did double post?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
BEEJUS
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Mike Adams looks like such a femme
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Feliz is throwing GAS
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So THAT'S how good the Rangers' relievers are
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WTF
Two check swing obvious balls. Really.
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That's what 100 MPH does to you I guess
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he went down swinging.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Here you go

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
We need your piousness on this site.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
My motto is "Set an example, or one will be made of you"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Kotchman, Rodriguez, Shoppach
I like those odds
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Against Feliz
Lovely. Hopefully someone gets hit or walks
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Rangers coaching 1
Rays coaching 0
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Here's the real question
Why did Zobrist not swing on pitch 3 when it went wild? He could’ve easily ran to first before Napoli recovers and throws it
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
thats a good question because something similar happened the other night too
by PreachITBrotha on Oct 3, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Smart coaching would tell him NOT to
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially after the 4th throw to 1st
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddon has said several times this season the runners are on their own
I don’t know if that policy holds up in the post-season, but these guys do their own thing until they “need to be reigned in”
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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
If thats the case, its a bad call by Beej
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Can't remember the last time Zobrist was clutch.
Words can’t explain how frustrating this shit is!
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I feel like we keep saying things like this but it doesn't happen, we should just stop jinxing it
by PreachITBrotha on Oct 3, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The stage is set!
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm banning the next person who uses "of" where there should be a "have"
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry to say it, but this is a must win game
dont like our odds down 2-1
Sorry
Big game James is in 5
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not a must win game
It’s a very very nice to win game though
by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty shitty to lose when Shields and Price start.
Does not bode well.
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Don't worry, guys! Bucs got this shit!
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There's no way Bender's a mod.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
He's a writer here?
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously. -- @steveslow
by Steve Slowinski on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
NO REAL SECRET IDENTITIES
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sort of.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Bender is a robot
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If Hellickson or Shields go out there and look bad
then I’ll bet Moore takes the mound
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck
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Getting beat by the bottom of the Rangers order
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PreachITBrotha
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody left to pinch hit in the 9th? J
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J
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach said "Thanks"
But we’d rather have a cheerleader instead.
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Not post season elligible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ik im joking
still better than helliot and lobaton anyway. why do we need 3 catchers when 2 of them suck?
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
Because the third one sucks, too.
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We wish
We also wish Dan Johnson was on the roster instead of a 3rd damn catcher.
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
J is available
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He's out?
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Orlovsky is their only backup I think
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
.

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YESSSSSSSS
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Please lose your command Feliz
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Fuck you, PGP.
Damn legacy mods.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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Call in the great pumpkin.
Lets see if the magic applies to texas as well.
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He is not on the roster. He is not in the dugout. They cannot call him in.
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This Kid Is Alright
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it
Find a loop hole.
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Patience guys
Just watch these balls go by. Don’t try to be heroes.
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Slow bat
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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
SMH
Another ball
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Feliz won't last if he faces 4 this inning
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Alright Roddy, #letsgetit

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Krotchman
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Banned
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF S-Rod
Work the damn count
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Thats not an effing strike
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Terrible all-around mental game by the Rays
Feliz never pitches more than an inning.
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Phew, lucky
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
COME ON #MAGICOFSHOP

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What? You can't do both?
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#CuckLife
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Polar opposites, you and I.
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Thank goodness. Now work the damn count
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#Free SF1
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Doubt we're getting a steal on a pitcher who throws 100
Don’t be stupid out there
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Jesus Shoppach
He threw it over your fucking head.
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We cannot check swing to save our lives
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
srod score on a double?
or do you at least send him?
Hamilton has a hand cannon
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
These pickoffs are annoying
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
And intelligent
From the perspective of the Rangers
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop with the big lead
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Shitpach
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
I have faith in Desmond
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
S-Rod is about to get picked off
This is so damn stupid. Get back to 1st. They aren’t giving it to you kid.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Where is the fucking coaching?
Go shout at this kid.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Now he lays off
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
2 strikes and no pitch within spitting distance of the zone
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Of course that's high
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Take the pitch
Seriously. 50/50 odds on a ball here LOL.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Prob better odds than him avoiding the DP ball or strikeout.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Feliz is getting worked
DJ walk off coming.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Like I fucking said
TAKE THE PITCH
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
Unbelievable.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
Worthless
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I really am almost at that level
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
if that piece of shit Shoppach is on the Rays next year
I might have to become a Red Sox fan…
What a crap way to end that game.
He worked an eight pitch AB and hit a ground ball down the line.
After a two-homer performance in Game One.
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Irate
Thanks Joe, thanks guys. Bye bye home field.
Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....
(We're at home tomorrow)
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(Doesn't understand home field advantage)
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he's a Godless heathen in disguise.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If the reviews are to be believed
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
How about you make yourself useful now, Bender.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU SHOPPACH
SHIT FANS. SHIT PLAYERS. SHIT STADIUM. SHIT CITY.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
alright im done
R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said
Totally shit fans
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, just in time to see a TO
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It's okay guys, win tomorrow and it's anyone's series...
We’ve played more high-pressure games than the Ranger so we have the advantage!
God I love watching the Bucs before the 4th quarter
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_
God I love watching the Bucs football before the 4th quarter
by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The shoe is on the other foot now, eh NBA fans?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
#FUNFREENBA
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sucks.
Usually this it the time of year that I’m getting all pumped about Celtic Basketball.
@RealNolenBailey
#Greenseatlife
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Every year there seems to be something, usually just one thing, that is continually done that defies all reasonable logic.
When almost everything else seems to be so well executed and part of the Process.
This year, that thing is JP.
@RealNolenBailey
I agree with you, unironically
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I would put together a funpost about it if I could form a coherent thought long enough.
(Consider this my suggestion box entry)
@RealNolenBailey
Dear DRaysBay,
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Search for "The sports chief"
Use his posts as a template.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If I could bring one DRB poster back from the dead, it would be The Sports Chief.
No question.
@RealNolenBailey
LONGO4PREZ08
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The Sports Chief is the train station and we're all Sean O
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If we could somehow get The Sports Chief and Sean O here together....
redhatexplosion.jpg
@RealNolenBailey
Agreed. Everything this franchise does has a "process," but Howell in high leverage situations does not make sense.
by kapaafire on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I would hope the reasoning is more than simple loyalty.
I’m not saying I know the reasoning, I’m just saying I hope it’s not that alone.
@RealNolenBailey
Can't believe I missed Terra Nova for that
by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Clayborn is doing it
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This is terrible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no it really doesn't
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ehahmann @sternfan10 As long as he’s not part of the final solution, we’re good
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Erik should be removed from the masthead a la Hank Williams Jr
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Shocking how intolerant the Libs become when they're attacked.
Free speech my Ass.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally, holocaust jokes for OUR generation
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish someone would ask Gruden what he thinks about the bucs finally getting a franchise QB
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I may be a bandwagon fan,
but I feel pain because of the loss.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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fuck
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Just realized I haven't had a thing to drink yet tonight. Need to remedy that shit asap
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Me too

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Half way into my first drink, your posts are starting to get funnier and funnier
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sandy is literally never sober
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
When my children ask me how people become vagrants, I will tell them the story of Sandy.
@RealNolenBailey
.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Put a quarter next to the picture to provide a sense of scale
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the better Dr Strangelove homages
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Major Kazmir
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Sandy drinks naught but rain water and grain alchohal
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Who asked you
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
craig gentry on base three times
and started that rally that got the eventual game winning run
not to mention loloffense showed up again
heartbreaking
I can't look at Blount without thinking that he could, at any moment, punch a bitch.
@RealNolenBailey
Dude's misunderstood, get off his back
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
btw.... and shockingly enough
Kelly Shoppach seems to have made people forget to blame the entire game on Beej. Judging by my social networking feeds.
@RealNolenBailey
Also Shoppach made people forget that Jaso allowed 69 stolen bases
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We're carry 3 catchers, but we're also carrying no catchers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The Bucs are losing to Curtis Painter 10-0
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I thought this was America.
Why is Pierre Garcon allowed to have that funky squiggly hanging off his ‘C’?
@RealNolenBailey
Heading over to Bucem
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would you ever do that
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you think?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
sternfan10 Guess the date Both #Bucs and #Rays sell out again
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U so mad
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The Boy REEEEEEEEEEEJUS
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DOOOS BLOCK
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Hahaha, suck it custodians
VINNYGUADAGNINO I’ll call a hooker an escort when I call a janitor a custodian.
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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P.S.
Before I’m branded a racist, I just want to say not ALL Jews are rich or overly sensitive. I also support the nation of Israel.
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@RealNolenBailey
Amazing
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
omg
Rick Perry is a weird dude
and I say that as someone who loves Texas, as I did my Mormon mission in El Paso
@RealNolenBailey
When I read that I thought it was IC trolling tbqh
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
My 9 year old daughter has a tattoo.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Hope she keeps her grades up lol
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I am a devoted christian husband whose wife visits her "cousin" for months at a time and has never had sex with her
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions

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