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GDT for ALDS Game 3: Bring it Home to the Thunder Dome!

Texas Rangers at Tampa Bay Rays, Oct 3, 2011 5:07 PM EDT


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O/U 3.5 instances of "Fucking Price"

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope under

that would probably mean a well pitched game by Price.

I have to admit, his last 2 starts, and previous performance against the Rangers, make me very nervous.

by tampa_edski on Oct 3, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damon on Price:

“Yeah we uh, really need him to be good.”

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

ive got this good feeling about tonight

I said it on saturday before my soccer team won their first game out of 10 and ill say it now!

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm scared, you guys.

Although I was just saying yesterday, that I’d rather have Price tonight, when it’s 1-1, instead of tomorrow when it could be either 1-2 or 2-1. That’s sad, isn’t it? That I don’t even have faith in one of our best guys?

How short of a leash is Price on tonight?

by JaxRaysGirl on Oct 3, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Racist

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swamp person

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scared of price.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

_

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're winning this one!!

I cant get this damn TBS intro song out of my head!!

by Paul Ellis on Oct 3, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Woof, either my cable box crashed or TBS did

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS it seems

they are so good at what they do…

by tampa_edski on Oct 3, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You did

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"EVERY GAME, THESE ARE A FACTOR"

Maybe twice this season

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

every game twice!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So tbs isn't dead for you guys?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You're cable dead, dawg

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am cable dead

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My grammar dead, dawg.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

dead for me...

froze up, checked other channels, now it’s just black…

by tampa_edski on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just came back for me

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh no

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOLD GLOVE PLEASE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit/

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It begins

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking heart attack

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Rays!

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope the offense gets started early

Have absolutely zero faith in Price keeping it together very long

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

magic

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin Travis Lee representin'.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Deezy doing work.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What wins more games?

Magic of Kotch or
Hustle of Damon

by MakeitRayn on Oct 3, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, beej.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd strike was bull slip

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

We're going to be no-hit

perfect game even

we’re doomed

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

3Hz

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

strike zone

Price’s 1-0 strike to Napoli was wide, too. If it’s a consistent wide zone all night, that’s fine.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

consistency is all we can ask for

If they’re going to be shitty, be shitty for both sides

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I'm no umpire apologist

I’m saying “that’s fine” as in “at least it’s not Kerwin f’n Danley behind the plate.”

Joe West will be the crew chief for the WS. So, um, we’re talking about tallest midget territory here.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAT WUZ A STRYKE

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

the 2-2? it was nasty but definitely inside

so far ump is calling middle-outside as strikes, but not middle-in

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuu

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP'd

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

man,

we’ve got the weakest home field advantage in the playoffs…Price throws a ball and everyone is immediately silenced, like, for good. like 70% geriatrics though, what can i say.

by chromework on Oct 3, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Quit bitching.

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may need to rethink things.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

CATCHER ON CATCHER CRIME

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Napoli just got a steal.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, Jaso behind the plate

That means even fatass catchers can steal on him.

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Kotch might steal on him

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see Napoli's jump?

Price deserves 50% of the blame on that

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaso needs to retire

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He is a 69% chance all right

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

since we have so many other great options.

With shop almost certainly gone I would love to see chirinos get a shot but it won’t happen.

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes? It's a colloquialism

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't beat this.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sand Key is phillies territory

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOPS

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duemig today:

“Just wait and see how good Maddon is when Davey Martinez leaves for Chicago. He’s a player who knows how to run a team and you’d be surprised to see how much he is responsible for.”

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully he'll give Cason a contract without forcing him to be exclusive so the two of them can share some of their inside info with the Bay area

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you did see me at a game?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just imagine how many I'd go to if it was free!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's always a cost.

-Jason’s children

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking lol

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP Alejandro

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a price.

-Jason’s mistress

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a cold plate of meatloaf

- Jason’s wife

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhh

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not you, him

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you check all buffets?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Saw him at the Meat Up #2)

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Rays!

(bandwagon fan here)

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

how full is the stadium? (not watching the game live)

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Sold out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

69%

@thekidpow
Calm, collected, German.

by PlayOnWords on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

babip'd

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, and now you can start complaining about the ump

that’s a strike in inning 2. It’s a strike for Lewis. Needs to be a strike here.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Did brignac just do the 2 outs thing?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

brunt

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HE GONE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, what the?

Last Play: C. Gentry singled to third, C. Gentry caught stealing, pitcher to first to shortstop

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Pick off throw to 1st. 1st to SS covering 2nd

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

It looked like a pickoff to me as well.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, really

The strike zone is just random. This is the worst kind

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Rays!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Go GrassBucs!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIUN

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing for the Rays or Rangers?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spose it could go both ways (like me)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant in the game today

So seriously: Derek Jeter (and Ryan Howard, and plenty of others) are way overrated by the idiot segment of the baseball community. True, that’s a large segment. But because they’re so overrated by mainstream commentators, there’s backlash from the informed segment of the baseball community; heck, every third Joe Poz column is pretty much a “Jeter is overrated” column.

But as far as I can tell, there’s nobody out there — neither stathead nor talking head — pointing out that Andrus is essentially the new Jack Wilson.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elvis>>Jack Wilson

Elvis is a monster on the basepads and has a career OBP of .340 (33 points higher than wilson) and is only 23.

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adrian Beltre

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue a liner into his dick hole

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'd be rad...

Good ole ball in the crotch humor

by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Price's pitch count: 37

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

wait wtf when did this happen
"While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast."

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

get out get out get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO WAS FIRST????

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You. Who was best?????????????????????/

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is robot ripping, that's for sure

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

(tripping)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the tussin

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

68 truth seeker. 1 away

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you don't brother, because a lot of people do

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OBAMA AND BIDEN, THE THREE STOOGES

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Netanyahu his go-to Jew in that analogy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he knows any other jews.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm positive that's not true

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

(all of hollywood and the media)

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Example?

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Eisenburg

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Didn’t see this in OTT btw

Glenn Beck has been a frequent critic of the left’s "indoctrination" of American children, attacking PBS and calling out Elmo from "Sesame Street" for favoring the redistribution of wealth.

When he left Fox News last April, Beck explained it was in part because he wanted "to target the youth." And, starting on Monday, he will take direct aim with a children’s show on his new GBTV Internet network with the tea party-friendly name "Liberty Treehouse."

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hook em young

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

God bless him

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You'd have a little more respect, that's for sure

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's quite a guitar

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Camp Blueseathead

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your summer hunting camp?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

mostly gator

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol
"While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast."

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hrm.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good abs!

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GREAT!

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by drewtLtL on Oct 3, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

So that's what good pitching will do...

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Maxed power

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's twice in this motherfucking thread.

Watch the blasphemy!

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Signed,

Lew Ford

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reggie Willits says hi

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The couple that attempts rape and then murders the victim together stays together

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thinking of her covered in blood makes my d hard

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

My kind of girl.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im in luv

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

May I, Mr. internet commenter?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meatup

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill be serving the pork

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be having sex with her

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm ultra butch

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chaz Bono butch

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to fix a spark plug guys! Football!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toppah is open to anything.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Italianjurorshavebloodontheirhands posted

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perugiacopsprotectmurderers posted

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a reference to tampacopsprotectdrughouses?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm I bet dat ass is banging

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEEZY!

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY

Sign lady must die.
#rootingforstusbottomline

by EminenceFront on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DJ SPIN THAT SHIT

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh great.

Price’s hand bothering him, and he comes in and immediately coughs up a homer

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Deezy smacking breaking balls. BOOM!

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by drewtLtL on Oct 3, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

D. Jennings

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

renegade angel

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

incidentally, for comparison

THAT was a terrible throw by Napoli. Totally rainbowed.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have crushed that pitch longo

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Oct 3, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well the ump sucks consistently...

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Oct 3, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ughhhh

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeeeeee.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

missed chance

that will probably come back and bite us in the a55

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

missing that crappy 89-mph “fastball” on 3-2 by a foot was pretty indefensible.

by AndrewTorrez on Oct 3, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok guys, I think I'm seeing the strike zone clearly

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

HAI EVERYWON. TAMPA HAS HIT LOTS OF HOMERS AND TEXASS HASNOT

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Droppin mad dongs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

boners all up in the trap

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, who wrote that article?

Oh yea, Woody did

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

- Noted Rangers Fan Jason Collette

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE GONE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY ARENT YOU GUYS AT THE GAME?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

College poor, not black poor

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you working at Taco Bus?

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, they had no hours left. -_-

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ithaca, New York.

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by drewtLtL on Oct 3, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Live in Los Angeles

I think thats a legit excuse.

by TREX1024 on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was sold out duhh!!

impossible to get ticket to that Tropicana field!

by Paul Ellis on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa, St pete is just too far to drive

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The players don't acknowledge your presence either.

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

More clues to your alt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, guess I need to start dropping some hip hop references.

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Or hiding in the closet

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't normally like guns, but if I have to work with blueseaters.

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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOREALNAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets do it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Red Sox are out of it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That answers a lot of questions

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would have come but google cant tell me what way to go

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr=Romford,Essex&daddr=TropicanaField,St.Petersburg,FL,United+States&hl=en&sll=39.706799,-41.175999&sspn=92.80514,158.027344&geocode=FYj1EgMdP84CACkxcrN0MaLYRzExnzJ2iuctkw%3BFbu2pwEdgNYS-yHd7zhZkKqsng&vpsrc=0&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&t=m&z=3

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

just a lil manicure between innings.

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by drewtLtL on Oct 3, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Guesses towards my true identity so far.

Toppah
PLK
Reej
Sandy Kaz
ReasonableDoubt

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RD, obviously.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

weALREADYknow

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesss

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

PGP?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LONG AND HAIRY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude's always talking about penis

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah brother

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer brotha

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrm

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

(his pee pee is not as hairy as you may think)

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear ump,

Can we get a bullshit called third strike of our own, please?

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

wish granted

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE GONE

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lol @ ump looking at Kinsler post K

“I’m not angry; I’m disappointed.”

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

arghhhh

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP please

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

So I guess that outside part of zone has been called all day?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

VELOCIRAPTOR ON THE PROWL

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

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New SS?

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on price.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

YAYZ

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's why we stretch.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

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Kotch falls over

so goofy

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I was 4

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briggy just walked? lol

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to be a REALLY bad fucking pitcher to walk Brignac

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Excuse me, can anyone tell me if WE GOIN TO DA SHIP?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Amazing AB by Briggy. Who’da thought?

by mint420 on Oct 3, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

How has Price looked tonight? Kazmir-esque?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Not been particularly dominating

But he’s done what he needed to, and defense behind him has been great

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zobie at 2nd tonight?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deezy went to the crawford school of bunting.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Evan K incoming.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

By k

I think you mean hr.

by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nah, I was right

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We seriously have 1 hit? And that's Deezy's homer?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It's kind of funny

As long as we hold the lead at least

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY LONGO?

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like I heard that somewhere

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our offense is really TAAAAAAAAAME

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

#GoRangers
jasoncollette Colby Lewis has had a phenomenal pitching approach today. Great job working up/down & left/right. A lot of uncomfortable swings

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously....one mistake

He’s looked better than Price

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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd hate to see you in "analyst mode".

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This can't be real

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just fucking with you.

He’s making out offense look silly.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Rays offense.

Scott Proctor pitched 2+ innings of shutout ball against them before Longo homered.

by mint420 on Oct 3, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

89 at the belt and having BJ swing through it is not a good approach.

Longoria has missed at least 2 pitches in the center of the strikezone in his putrid 3 at bats. If he’s facing the Yankees today, they’ve scored 8 runs.

Tools Whore

by Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 Ks for Lewis tonight.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Napoli bomb incoming

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Tossing the Ranger followers another cookie?

(JINX JINX JINX)

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you for this, because we both know what's coming now

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

jynx

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're welcome

need to do work anyhow. I’m walking out of the game

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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Cason Shaughnessy

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kid should give up baseball

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking price.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Here come the dry heaves before we start throwing up on ourselves.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck me

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by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Price

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Jason

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Everyone in the world knew that was coming. /seriesover

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jolette needs to be banned

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hindsight blah blah blah

But didnt Maddon see Price was struggling in the 6th?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

JOLETTE HATES US

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

fun stuff

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I do

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by Warde on Oct 3, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense bailed him out constantly.

We had the lead and all he had to do was keep the lead, he choked as usual.

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualifies as a

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Qualifies as a quality start.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol fatoli

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

At what point did David Price just quit using his curveball?

98 pitches, FOUR curveballs. Four. I was always under the impression that was his second best pitch, how do you just junk it in a playoff game?

by slayor on Oct 3, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

OH HAI NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO TAKE HIM OUT

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Day late and a dollar short, Merlot.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

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DFA PRICE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear Francona's available.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know "for a reliever" is a joke on this site, but I would like to see us trade Price for a shut down closer.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Price for Soria.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he only gave up 2 Runs over 6.2 guys.

Against Texas, I’ll take that. Offense needs to wake up

by TREX1024 on Oct 3, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

before the game i would have taken that all day long.

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I understand the frustration, but he gave a good enough start. Not his fault none of these scrubs can’t hit Cy Lewis.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

FuckminsterBull .@HistoryChannel 2day in social studies we lernd how nazi shadow govt resurrected alien freemasons 2 bcum worlds deadliest ice truckers

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That's an awesome user name.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool, 7th inning disaster

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Howell gets put in soon

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY JASO ARE ALL THESE STEALS TELLING YOU SOMETHING

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Unreal

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF, get Gomes out.

What are u waiting for Maddumb

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Anybody banned Jolette yet?

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I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
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by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Banned Top Gun Numba 1 10/03/11 7:09 PM EDT DRaysBay www.lonestarball.com

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, Maddon's got the white flag up in the pen

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool move Maddon and Gomes

Price gives up a base hit. Bring in Gomes, steal second. Walk, steal, and now walk.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

So we brought in Gomes to talk two guys. Cool move

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Chat with them

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

More productive than what he did

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

That was a strike.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You misspelled years

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howell's gonna k hammy just to fuck with us

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

/

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

How much WAR does being a good teammate get you?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddon seriously bringing in the guy whose last 69 appearances have ended with him crying in the dugout to face Hamilton

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

really

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

How much WAR does being a good teammate get you?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

(Saw a HR instead)

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking forward to seeing JP crying again

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?

YOU BROUGHT IN HOWELL FOR ONE BATTER TO DO THAT? MADDON IS THROWING UP ON HIMSELF HERE

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he figured Hamilton would recognize him and they'd just walk off and go smoke a J?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Howell.

He stopped Hamilton from homering!!

by mint420 on Oct 3, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

welp.

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

good night, Gracie

yeah, this team a bunch of fucking cock-teasers

by tampa_edski on Oct 3, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe the leatherrays will win

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally can't hit curves

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Peter Gammons
That is a good thong
less than 1 minute ago from txt

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

h

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

What led you there?

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by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Earl Ray"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're doing the Lord's work.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's amazing. Also the #1 suggested video there is "How to have Better Sex"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is this guy not on the VP shortlist?

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can do more good elsewhere. In the woods hunting liberal bills

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The bad parts"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That more moderate tone separated him from the Republican candidate.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP Robert Byrd

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I was saying he cant hit middle of the plate pitches that arnt fastballs.

by DavidW. on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can also hit batting practice

which is what all of JP Howell’s pitches have been for months.

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldve closed the GDT and left when Howell came in

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed some good TampaCopsProtectDrugHouses humor up above

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw that

Where the fuck is Peralta or McGee in that situation?

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how good are the Rangers' pitchers?

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm surprised

that the Rangers managed to allow only one hit.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop doubleposting

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should get a sense of humor

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go when get your funny bone checked

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your funny bone isnt in your anus

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, let me make it more your speed
TheRealistOne says:
Your funny bone isnt in your anus

April 20, 1969

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"TheRealistOne"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats his name?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

WANNA COMPARE WIVES

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Acceptable variations:

Realist one
Realist 0ne
Realist one
Realist 1
REALIST WINNER
Realist whoopaz
Realist whiner

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My apologies for defaming him

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let the mods handle this.

i support casual racism
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I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Insanity!!!

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results! JP w/ men on equals FAIL!!!

by tdwp56 on Oct 3, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow, bailed out big time there

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Typical Joe Maddon

Great guy. Terrible game manager. Same story every year.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddumb

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has misused the pen in every postseason

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not calling for his head like I used to

But he is a destructive force in October. He usually makes good subs on the hitting side, but the pitching decisions make me shake my head all of the time.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy gets it.

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have to say.

Maddon has always made puzzling decisions with the bp.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The upside to this mini disaster is

if we rally to win, Texas will probably never recover in this series. Stay positive.

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not upside

If we’d won this game straight up then they also would not have been able to recover from that.

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is nothing

try 1 in 278 million texas chumps

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rays are facing the bullpen.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

2.0

J.P. Is the 2011 team’s Troy Pericival

by tdwp56 on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I dont know how you keep howell on the MLB roster after this season

I just don’t get how you can legitimately explain/rationalize him on a major league roster.

by TREX1024 on Oct 3, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

he should be on his couch WATCHING the game

I get we are short in the bullpen, but I’d take ANYONE over howell, he just doesnt have his stuff.

by TREX1024 on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sonny?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

i support casual racism
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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is DPIR banned? Do we have a sacrificial lamb?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep the faith

Lewis is out. Longo will deliver us. Maybe. Hopefully. If we make it to him. Probably not.

by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

need base runners

and need to put some runs up THIS inning. Adams has been incredible this year

by TREX1024 on Oct 3, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

I’ll believe it when someone crosses home plate.

by mint420 on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

PH SONNY'

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

PH SONNY'

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

already sean is over indeed

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOTCH

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY KOTCHYYYYYY

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Three hits in a row!

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddon's drinking in the dugout, WAshington is snorting

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, let's mock a man with substance abuse problems.

You’re a low life degenerate.

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by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ralllllyyy

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't sound very analytic

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

______

i support casual racism
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to get at least 1 run here

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This is even more of a tease...

They live for this, don’t get excited just yet.

by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh?

They’re switching pitchers as well.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLYES

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

CATWALKS

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHEW

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRST EFFING PITCH

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Second chance S-ROd

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Put him in the stands?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already making death threats.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

gotta capitalize here.

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Brignac wearing an S-Rod jersey?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

K here.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 1 out!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than nothing I guess

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at this joker 69 minutes behind the live broadcast

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

*jiker*

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meet me at the mangroves coward

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD GARY"S BACK

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sunshiney's back

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

#TWSS

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we see a clear delineation of the tiers.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, better than a K

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Sam, you better do something.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Break out the cape

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuld?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sammy

Please come through

by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 7:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Sammy

Please come through

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Just saw Joyce pick his nose.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ENd of inning incoming

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

#legend of sam fuld

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Still down 2.

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

#LegendofSamFuld

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

#squad

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

You're telling me you haven't been wearing it since Friday??

What the hell is wrong with you??

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kickoff in 5 minutes!

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cold hard fax.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, you right.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Wills

“I have to applaud the umpires for their consistency this post season. They’ve kept it pretty poor.”

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he's awesome

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should have gone after him

Not sure what his salary is this year, but it was just 3.6 mil in 2010. He’d look pretty good in our lineup right now.

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is literally the first time a team has ever played in a domed stadium

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to applaud TBS' restraint to this point

In not playing the catwalk portion of “I’m Too Sexy”

by NY Tyler on Oct 3, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't have much of a problem with this broadcast team.

As far as postseason crews go, this has been pretty good. I think Buck Martinez and Orsillo actually know what they’re talking about far more than other national types when it comes to the Rays since they’re broadcasters for division opponents.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

get out

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I appreciate their frank and honest discussion of the catwalks and the roof every inning" Patrick L. Romano

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNLIKE BILL FOSTER

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has his opinions.

i support casual racism
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Martinez has good Rays knowledge

Used to listen to his O’s broadcasts and he even followed our minor leaguers quite a bit. Haven’t listened to him in a while though.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special Forces

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"740 feet off the construction crane, well hit" - Buck Martinez

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still got it.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah get out

Martinez has made so many factual errors I can’t even count…starting with insisting that the Rays got a break ingame 1 when Damon’s check swing was not called strike 3. Fucking tool.

by tampa_edski on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Davis and McGee both warming up in the pen

Nostalgia. I bet if someone told you these two would end up in the bullpen in 2008, then we would have been some disappointed Rays fans. Just one game though.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS PLZ

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Score 69 then bring in Peralta

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow really

Like 4 inches off plate

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

NO WAY

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

DESMOND!

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEZY JEEZY!!!!!!

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEJ SAYS FUCK YOUR SHITTY STRIKEZONE!

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

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Look out Postseason BJ, here comes Postseason DJ!

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Jennings wouldn't have made a difference in the regular season.

-Jollette

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not that he wouldn't have made a difference.

It’s just that the only important difference would be in terms of future payrolls.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

$/Wins

Dynasty.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's right, we had an unsustainable $70 mil payroll

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that crowd is like flies on shit every time he does something

The Rays finished 7 games behind the Yankees — they’d still be in this same situation

I'm not a fanboy, I'm a _______

by Jason Collette on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deezy!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Love it

Walk in the winning run please

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Adams is thinking too much.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Beej is striking out

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call, Brucie.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

However I can help the team. Im the anti-Jolette

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say what you want about our fans.

But when they show up for big games, they’re loud and involved.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

true

reminds me of the Kingdome circa 1995

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Longo. Youve been ridiculous lately. A few more times please

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

.
Jon Morosi
#Rangers pen is empty. This game is Mike Adams’ to win or lose.
just now from web

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They will pitch around Longo

I smell a BenZo blast

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont get thrown out Beejus

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The crazy thing about DJ's hr

is I think he got under the ball. Did anybody expect this kind of power out of him?

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negs. 12 homers in less than half a season right/

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a patient hitter

Those kinds of guys don’t hit many homers in the minors. The power has always been there since he was drafted because he has quick wrists.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats his 2nd 2 hr game im pretty sure

not bad

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldve been a productive out

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

If you jinx us...

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

For everything

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is soooo good.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

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God is good.

i support casual racism
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Loves us soooo soooo much

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF BJ

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

God fucking dammit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Idiot?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's on Upton

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad luck, he got caught in a pitch out

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i just think you let longo hit there, anyone else at the plate i havent got a problem. It was pretty obvious he was running as well.

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

knew it

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

You have the best hitter at the plate

You don’t f’ing get yourself out

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I do not like Neftali Feliz

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

hrm.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Would have taken 2nd walking

Fucking dumb

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

weALREADYknow

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah we do

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cant piss away base runners

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

#RaysWay

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

feels like a joyce hr

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Joyce

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I just can't believe how dumb that was...

Won’t be able to get past that and Howell if we lose this game.

by Snarfalicious on Oct 3, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Howell pitched well.

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run expectancy was 4, he only gave up 2

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP

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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be 2 on no out and Joyce sitting dead red right now

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Adams, put one right down the dickhole

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

hrm

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED NO OUTS!!!!!!!!!11!!!

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

3 Walks and a HR this inning

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

this is a slow game. I took a shower after the end of the 7th inning, and it’s now the bottom of the 8th.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooooo glad they went Gonzalez instead of Uehara

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

How many players do the Rangers' bullpen have?

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking damon

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We have to score one here

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

really

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

3 straight pitches. Are you serious

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Good AB

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Please keep the righty in for BenZo

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

*Bring

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Just brutal

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Seemed like?"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's what it's like to bring in a real reliever in a jam

Novel concept.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

They brought in their worst reliever fyi

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about Feliz

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying, their worst reliever looks like an ace situational guy against us

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz

Great. I’d take Zobrist against him though over anyone but Longo. He’ll work this count.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad he's sitting in the dugout now

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was RE there?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought you had a firm grasp of that statistic?

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can give you the % chance of GOING TO DA SHIP

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a lotta relievers

Rangers are reloading right now.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

no hope ;-;

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

if we win ban me until the end of the series

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also if we lose

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooooo

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Literally my epitaph

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 straight strikes

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

All on that Upton run

Could have sacrificed in the damn tying run last AB

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

hm.

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by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Couldn't have Used Farnsworth in the seventh.

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEJUS

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEJUS

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Check your eyesight

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you did double post?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Shh)

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEEJUS

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

100mph

wow.

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Adams looks like such a femme

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz is throwing GAS

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So THAT'S how good the Rangers' relievers are

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck the world

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

Two check swing obvious balls. Really.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what 100 MPH does to you I guess

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he went down swinging.

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by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

(insert SMH gif here)

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by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Here you go

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need your piousness on this site.

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by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My motto is "Set an example, or one will be made of you"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers coaching 1

Rays coaching 0

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's the real question

Why did Zobrist not swing on pitch 3 when it went wild? He could’ve easily ran to first before Napoli recovers and throws it

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that was our chance

cant see us getting anything from the bottom of the order against feliz

by OneTonneBaby on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't remember the last time Zobrist was clutch.

Words can’t explain how frustrating this shit is!

by kapaafire on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

The stage is set!

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk to Jolette

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh 2-2 is a big pressure game though

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Big game James is in 5

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Especially with Moore throwing Game 5

by djp68 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not a must win game

It’s a very very nice to win game though

by benderbrodriguez on Oct 3, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty shitty to lose when Shields and Price start.

Does not bode well.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, guys! Bucs got this shit!

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no way Bender's a mod.

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by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a writer here?

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by Steve Slowinski on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO REAL SECRET IDENTITIES

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sort of.

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by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

#magicofDRB?

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bender is a robot

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hellickson then who?

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by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shields

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOORE

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Hellickson or Shields go out there and look bad

then I’ll bet Moore takes the mound

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting beat by the bottom of the Rangers order

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

PreachITBrotha

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

J

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK IS DAN JOHNSON

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coach said "Thanks"

But we’d rather have a cheerleader instead.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not post season elligible

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ik im joking

still better than helliot and lobaton anyway. why do we need 3 catchers when 2 of them suck?

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the third one sucks, too.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We wish

We also wish Dan Johnson was on the roster instead of a 3rd damn catcher.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

J is available

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

lord

that is a confidence inspiring bench right there

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLZ MAKE ME BANNED RAYS

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He's out?

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlovsky is their only backup I think

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please lose your command Feliz

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you, PGP.

Damn legacy mods.

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I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Call in the great pumpkin.

Lets see if the magic applies to texas as well.

by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 8:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He is not on the roster. He is not in the dugout. They cannot call him in.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Kid Is Alright

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it

Find a loop hole.

by ThisKidIsAlright on Oct 3, 2011 8:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Patience guys

Just watch these balls go by. Don’t try to be heroes.

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

#magicofkotch

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by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

SMH

Another ball

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

what

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliz won't last if he faces 4 this inning

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by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Roddy, #letsgetit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Krotchman

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Banned

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats not an effing strike

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Oct 3, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Terrible all-around mental game by the Rays

Feliz never pitches more than an inning.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoppach double play incoming

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIFY
Shoppach double play incoming

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew, lucky

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON #MAGICOFSHOP

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

What? You can't do both?

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

#CuckLife

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polar opposites, you and I.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Thank goodness. Now work the damn count

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

#Free SF1

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Doubt we're getting a steal on a pitcher who throws 100

Don’t be stupid out there

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Shoppach

He threw it over your fucking head.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

We cannot check swing to save our lives

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton has a hand cannon

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

If it’s in RF, he might be able to make it.

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

These pickoffs are annoying

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And intelligent

From the perspective of the Rangers

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop with the big lead

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Shitpach

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit dammit dammit

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I have faith in Desmond

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

S-Rod is about to get picked off

This is so damn stupid. Get back to 1st. They aren’t giving it to you kid.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is the fucking coaching?

Go shout at this kid.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now he lays off

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

2 strikes and no pitch within spitting distance of the zone

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP TAKING A LEAD

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course that's high

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Could you not be picked off?

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Take the pitch

Seriously. 50/50 odds on a ball here LOL.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Prob better odds than him avoiding the DP ball or strikeout.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliz is getting worked

DJ walk off coming.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I fucking said

TAKE THE PITCH

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, look.

Remember when all you pieces of shit were clamoring for Shoppach?

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Worthless

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I really am almost at that level

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

AAARRRRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Dream goal!

by Aidan Gibson on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Irate

Thanks Joe, thanks guys. Bye bye home field.

Rays in '08.... Desmond Jennings - the breakout continues.....

by youALREADYknow on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

(We're at home tomorrow)

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by mattc286 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Doesn't understand home field advantage)

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolz

a game will spontaneously break out at 2pm tomorrow at the Trop. WHO’DA THUNK IT?

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate life god and everything

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no hes an asshole

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he's a Godless heathen in disguise.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the reviews are to be believed

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about you make yourself useful now, Bender.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU SHOPPACH

SHIT FANS. SHIT PLAYERS. SHIT STADIUM. SHIT CITY.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

alright im done

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally shit fans

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

R.I.P. Scott Kazmir 2005-2008 --- Dan Johnson!.... 'nuff said

by raysfan81 on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, just in time to see a TO

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

God I love watching the Bucs before the 4th quarter

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

_

God I love watching the Bucs football before the 4th quarter

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The shoe is on the other foot now, eh NBA fans?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

#FUNFREENBA

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sucks.

Usually this it the time of year that I’m getting all pumped about Celtic Basketball.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

#Greenseatlife

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every year there seems to be something, usually just one thing, that is continually done that defies all reasonable logic.

When almost everything else seems to be so well executed and part of the Process.

This year, that thing is JP.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you, unironically

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear DRaysBay,

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Search for "The sports chief"

Use his posts as a template.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LONGO4PREZ08

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Sports Chief is the train station and we're all Sean O

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clayborn is doing it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This is terrible

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no it really doesn't

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehahmann @sternfan10 As long as he’s not part of the final solution, we’re good

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Erik should be removed from the masthead a la Hank Williams Jr

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking how intolerant the Libs become when they're attacked.

Free speech my Ass.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally, holocaust jokes for OUR generation

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish someone would ask Gruden what he thinks about the bucs finally getting a franchise QB

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I may be a bandwagon fan,

but I feel pain because of the loss.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Oct 3, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Just realized I haven't had a thing to drink yet tonight. Need to remedy that shit asap

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Half way into my first drink, your posts are starting to get funnier and funnier

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

See! That's how it works!

I have Sandy rolling on the floor by noon.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandy is literally never sober

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lololol

I will also show them this.

A cautionary tale.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put a quarter next to the picture to provide a sense of scale

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the better Dr Strangelove homages

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Major Kazmir

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandy drinks naught but rain water and grain alchohal

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who asked you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig gentry on base three times

and started that rally that got the eventual game winning run

not to mention loloffense showed up again

heartbreaking

by Schmidt on Oct 3, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude's misunderstood, get off his back

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw.... and shockingly enough

Kelly Shoppach seems to have made people forget to blame the entire game on Beej. Judging by my social networking feeds.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also Shoppach made people forget that Jaso allowed 69 stolen bases

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're carry 3 catchers, but we're also carrying no catchers

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bucs are losing to Curtis Painter 10-0

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought this was America.

Why is Pierre Garcon allowed to have that funky squiggly hanging off his ‘C’?

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Heading over to Bucem

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's so bad.

Erryone so upset about Hank.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you ever do that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you think?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sternfan10 Guess the date Both #Bucs and #Rays sell out again

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

U so mad

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Boy REEEEEEEEEEEJUS

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

DOOOS BLOCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha, suck it custodians
VINNYGUADAGNINO I’ll call a hooker an escort when I call a janitor a custodian.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

.
P.S.

Before I’m branded a racist, I just want to say not ALL Jews are rich or overly sensitive. I also support the nation of Israel.



by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg
Rick Perry is a weird dude

and I say that as someone who loves Texas, as I did my Mormon mission in El Paso

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

When I read that I thought it was IC trolling tbqh

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My jaw... floor.

Too good to be true.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Oct 3, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My 9 year old daughter has a tattoo.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Oct 3, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope she keeps her grades up lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a devoted christian husband whose wife visits her "cousin" for months at a time and has never had sex with her

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

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