Mondays are $12 Merlot night. Seriously, tell your friends.
A dank, smoky smell envelops you as you enter The Pink Pony. It might offend some, but to you, it is reminiscent of Architect Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater.
The place is hopping, but, then again, it always is this time of night. As you look around the dimly lit establishment, you notice there's a special tonight for $12 glasses of Merlot. It's always nice to come to the Pony on $12 Merlot Night. On stage, you see Chastity, a 28 year-old dancer who's using this job to pay her way through Law School. Do you: