Months of posting has brought us to this important day. 938 comments gets us to the offseason goal. And just in time since the there is about a week until the season starts.
Who will be the one that receives all the internet glory?
It really is amazing that anyone cares about this at all. I mean really, it's just proof of our collective ability to waste time. Maybe someone should have cured cancer or done something worthwhile....
Eh, screw it. Good luck.