The Extra 2% Shoptiontest, Part 2: Lou Piniella
Marking our second entry in The Extra 2% week -- honoring, like, the first ever book ever written about the Rays, ever -- we will continue our to re-imagine the characters of the Rays history. This time, we will honor that famous-if-not-infamous dugout bandit, Lou Piniella.
For those new to the Rays, Piniella is the wily old manager for whom the (then) Devil Rays traded Randy Winn -- the franchise's best player.
During his tenure, Sweet Lou threw tantrums, talked in the tropes of Old School Baseball, and never mustered a winning season. The worst thing about Lou? Well, simply that we traded Randy Winn for him. Lou in many ways became an emblem of the team's general mismanagement.
This one goes out to you, Sweet Lou.
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"I told you! I am not firemangreg! So let me go!"
I have nothing to add that hasn’t been said.
by Buc Wild on Mar 9, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "Bigger does not equal more firepower."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Mar 9, 2011 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
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by EminenceFront on Mar 9, 2011 3:14 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
That was my caption too btw.
“WHARLGARBLARBYSRABBLEGABBLE”
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by EminenceFront on Mar 9, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dont you dare tell me that last call is during the 7th inning stretch!
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Mar 9, 2011 3:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
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Ahh, I swallowed Coco Crisp. Ahh, help.
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i hate one person more than Pap smear—his name is bin laden
by sternfan1 on Aug 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT
by SRQman on Mar 9, 2011 6:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"I am on a drug, it's called LOU PINIELLA"
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by staplemaniac on Mar 9, 2011 7:32 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
"Get off me Blue, I have to get to Borders so Vince will sign my book!"
I'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich.
by Passionate Apathy on Mar 10, 2011 8:57 AM EST reply actions

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