4-2-11 GDT: Rays, Orioles, Rematch
You can read the original version of this, plus in-game updates, at SBN Tampa Bay.
The Tampa Bay Rays will take on the Baltimore Orioles for the second game of the season today. On Opening Day yesterday, the Rays young ace, left-handed pitcher David Price, took the loss, allowing 4 run through 7 otherwise strong innings. Today, the Rays send last year's ace and team work horse James Shields to the mound.
In 2010, James Shields had a poor earned run average (ERA) of 5.18, despite pitching over 200 innings for the 4th consecutive season. The Rays management is confident, however, last year was a fluke, noting how his peripheral statistics (strikeout, walks, ground ball percentages, etc.) were largely unchanged from previous years.
Opposing Shields on the mound today will be young right-handed pitcher Chris Tillman, who turns 23 later this month. Tillman, who has seen limited starts for the Orioles over the last two years, will look to translate his strong minor league numbers into major league success. His career ERA is 5.61 in just over 100 innings.
Players to Watch
- With a righty on the mound, we expect the left-handed Matt Joyce will get the start in right field today. In over 200 plate appearances last year, Joyce had a strong .386 on-base percentage and .524 slugging percentage.
- Going into 2011, Ben Zobrist will be looking to prove 2010, not 2009, was a fluke. In the 2009 season, Zobrist crushed 27 homers, but in 2010, he barely reached 10 -- despite getting more playing time. So far in 2011, he has the team's only home run.
- Yesterday, Dan Johnson hit a high and deep double that proved a hair short from landing in someone's beer cup. The Rays leadership said this off-season they expect Johnson will bring some power this year and claim his stake on the first base job.
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I'm deeming this the DET vs NYY discussion thread
Go.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Yields?
Last night’s game made me breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Garza’s not here to face the O’s anymore.
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
Why the fuck is the Tigers #2 Brad Penny
and not Max Scherzer?
It's the tigers?
Aye, business is business and money is money i never said we were friends.
by 4QB on Apr 2, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Gardner was out at 3rd, dumb call.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
I understand you think Jaso is overrated and should be a back up
Is that right?
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, and I somewhat agree.
What I don’t understand is the pushing for Shoppach to play under situations in which he fails miserably.
Unless your good deal comment was sarcastic.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If I were to choose, I want NY to reach the playoffs instead of BOS
Because a NY World Series victory don’t mean anything; it’s like an emotional mulligan.
I'm down with that.
But I hate the Sox only about a billion times more than the Yankees, anyway. Anything to shut their stupid fans up.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Burnett pulled with a ridiculous lead
after only 86 pitches and 5 IP.
The Yankees really want this win! haha that bullpen is going to be wrecked this season. Soriano is bound for an injury.
GO RAYS!
Yea I don't quite understand why they pulled him..
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless there's an injury
I just think Girardi wanted to get him out before he blew it.
Robertson is taking over just fine though… H, BB, 0 out.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully the game doesn't sell out tonight
So we can actually win this one
Where winning this one!
I'm an F18, Bro
Who is this Shields you speak of?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
What about the mail? Do they drop the mail in the door?
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Dobberdog.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Dobbertrainer.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
Might be the lack of RIUNs
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
No. It's definitely the lack of RIUNs.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to change my name to Raymond and start showing up in person to your meetups. That'll fix everything.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope we dont have a lot of 2 game samples this year where we lose a Price start and have to hope for Shields to pick up the pieces
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Dude, this is a must win game.
If we don’t win this game, the year is over. No point watching anymore.
@dobbertweets
FIFY...."and have to hope for Yields to pick up the pieces"
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well he is just an Average White Man.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Heard last night in my section:
Man those AL East banners are really lame. You’d think they’d at least have some kind of logo. The Yankees have some kind of logo.
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Frankly, I like the simplicity. Also, the Yankees don't celebrate their division titles with banners.
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All the space is used for their 300 WS banners.
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
The problem is that the first error will stoke the SF1 trollercoaster and then we become a snowball of fail.
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Hi everybody!
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If it were Kazmir, they'd be screwed.
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Higher than half the team last year.
/sf1’d
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That's a good start.
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Bartlett would have had that.
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They weren't using the CF angle yesterday. I don't know why they don't do this every game.
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Are you sure?
I didn’t watch it, but the highlights on mlb network were from this angle
First thing I noticed
I'm an F18, Bro
I must be wrong then, because MLB doesn't have their own cameras.
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Cameras are heavy!
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It went from ~36k to ~34k
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. We're clearly supporting terrorism.
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Aye.
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Sea Dogs?
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O/U 4 innings for Big Game
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Lock for 'Lievers?
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New nickname:
Kames Shields.
BAM.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll get the next guy out too before he gives up a 3 run bomb to Birther
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KAMES
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KKAMES
STFD
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Man, I say you he dead.
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Pft. The Tribe are no yardstick.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Cmon Jim Shileds, get out of this
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Big 2-2 here, lets go Shieldsy
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Uber aggressive.
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Scott just missed that.
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Yes it is.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, pretty sure Zobrist didnt bat .382 last year
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Wow we wrecked Tillman last year
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DIfferent Tillman I think
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Dangit, missed his pitch
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Whatever they used as aggregate for the new Turf, is white and annoying.
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Dandruff.
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I came.
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uh...
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
wat
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2 men on, no outs
would that not be staging? I didn’t say they were coming back. Staging, dude, staging…
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fenway Pop-up Reaction
YES YES IT’S GONE LONGEST HOMERUN EVER IT’S A FUCKING 6 RUN BLAST HOLY SHIT WALK OFF HOMEWORN PENNANT WINNER oh wait just a routine fly ball.
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Manny hit that a long way for getting jammed
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
That was a nasty pitch
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KKKAMES
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He's a noname junkballer right?
Then probably tomorrow.
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What I miss?!?!?!
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
By who
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a KKK reference, silly.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Link me to the post
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
This image.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Face is as white as Sutty's spittle.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he must have got bit by a raccoon when he went in the bushes after his hat
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We can dance if we wan't to
We can leave your friends behind
WE GOTTA REST HIM OR HE'LL GET TIRED
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Let's Go Rays!
The 2010 Bucs: Considering their two-minute offense works wonders... Why can't EVERY offensive drive be run like that during the other 58 minutes of the damn game?!
Once again, a classic entrance, witty.
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No that was Navi. And Toby Hall. And well, every catcher we've ever had.
Jason is next.
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Jaso* damn autocorrect
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We arent striking out enough.
St Pete Times writer said strikeouts dont matter
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Statistics can be manipulated to say anything you want
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Only garbage monsters write for the SPT
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
THE CALLS ARE THE RIGHT CALLS EVERY TIME
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if its called a strike its a strike
rules are overrated
I love how excited we all were a year ago to bring in Shop.
Now…PTBHBHTBHTBTHHTB.
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Shoppach is going to smack this ball so hard
it’s going to look like a kamehameha from Vegeta leaving the park!
GO RAYS!
Don't make me run all the way through Snake Way to come back to life!
But if I have to, I’ll train with King Kai!
haha ok /dbz
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Please ban this fool.
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Nuoh my god.
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Ayuh.
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/Tillmann'd
Formerly known as Randall W. Spetman
by CornNole on Apr 2, 2011 7:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I guess we keep Shopp for his defense.
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I forgot about that
Didn’t he bitch about Jaso once last year?
I think it's great that Yields looks good, but why can't we score runs?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Ironic that since Rick Scott threw out the first pitch we can't get our bats to work.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
THis sounds like an ED joke about Rick Scott
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Let's Get to Work™
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously cause we got rid of Crawford. He's the only reason any team scores any runs.
That’s why Boston will win the next 13 straight WS.
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Because no one can hit.
But they can sure draw walks. Good thing you can walk the bases loaded then walk in runs for RBIs.
@dobbertweets
You're not banned yet?
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NO!
And come on! I coined Kames!
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You all just make me want to throw around more cartoon references.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have a specific cartoon request?
I can try to make your cartoon reference dreams come true.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No anime means no anime. See you in an inning.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'm partaking I'm sure as hell not putting up with anime.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Bossosaur
Where’s it say no anime?
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I did.
Not every word, but I skimmed it more than a few times. Can’t find it.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
There's not a hard-and-fast "no anime" rule, but when you're told half a dozen times and you keep doing it, you have no room to complain.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
I thought you guys were just being silly willies.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
There is a rule about talking like an adult.
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Kids are the least likely demographic to use the term "silly willies"
if you ask me, anyway.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Read more. Post less.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Oh, so you're posting without knowing what is and isn't good.
It shows.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this one of those ban at your discretion things?
Or is it an actual rule?
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as I keep the pictures small, I think I should be alright...
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You're probably right
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You should really read better.
I haven’t read the guidelines in years and yet:
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/8/31/1009588/draysbay-community-guidelines
No babe/hunk/anime photos. No exceptions. No .gifs. No links.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap.
What about posts not involving pictures?
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, you could imagine you arent a 14 year old assclown
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
WAIT A SECOND!
It doesn’t say that! Did I just violate the too many caps rule?
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I'm sure I banned you and kept my word on the length just because I had nothing better to do.
Go find a site that likes anime. This is a baseball site. Act like it.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Completely forgot Tommy's addendum; was remembering back to when you wrote it.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Somewhere close to the No Making Fun of the Babe amendment
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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A good mod is already on this one:
Troll Apr 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT Mushroomray_small Top Gun Numba 1 Unacceptable
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"Muish"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"An inning"
soft.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank fucking God. I thought you people were going to let this thing rot.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
So is Damon.
Badum tssh.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
KKKKKAMES
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Zobrist is working some good at-bats today.
Leaves me feeling a little positive about him.
@dobbertweets
FUCk
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
(no capital k, its too offensive)
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
My pinkie finger is too weak to sustain extended holding of the shift key
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Prediction: Everytime someone talks about Damon this year on this site it will end with the caveat "at least he doesn't make as much as Burrell did"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Damon sure as hell doesn't get laid like Burrell. At least he doesn't make as much as Burrell did.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
What's going on buds!
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
SandalsNoPants alt found
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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
John Lamb's dad mad at me cuz he didn't get his ebay item
USPS says it delievered to his address on March 11th. fucking sick of this postal service shit.
Direction directly
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
My dilemma
What shall i watch?
1-Rays game
2-Paint dry
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by sternfan1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
baseball is boring
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
2 - I'd like to see you bitch that it's not drying in the same shade as it was when it was wet.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
"ValHRspar"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
we're not even losing yet
doesn’t this violate the sf1 rules of trolling?
(You're early, its still tied)
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Hey sterny, long time no speak
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
How is next weekend for you?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Do it another weekend, that doesnt work fo rme
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Nothing works for you
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Next weekend is def no good.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
You literally only ever leave your home theatre to go to a mutlistory office building with plenty of windows
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Tigerwoods game for playstation
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a familiar refrain.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
See yourself out
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Reejbot, any changes to rosters?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I'll test them out more and get back to you Monday, aight?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm working on all 40 man rosters and MLB lineups and rotations. Gotta wait until MiLB opens to adjust them
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Wait, what's wrong with the Knights one? I really haven't found any flaw.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing big. Just some 40 man stuff not right.
Im working on salaries and will get up to date MiLB rosters. Some guys missing
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
lulz

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Shelton is currently coaching my fantasy team
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm like 3-20
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i have him in one league
not in the dhazebay one though… and currently smashing p brady and gillis’ team
There's your birth certificate, Scott.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
More like a death certificate, amirite?!
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you are not
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
:-/

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well seems like a typical Shields start to me. Either he gets run support and gets shelled, or he doesn't and pitches lights-out. Either way, he still loses.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Fuck you pacman
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Damn. He's hitting it hard just at people
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Does he have a plus?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You're going to hate this, but I actually thought I was responding to you with that question.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
RIUN. J. Anderson
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool that Longo looks like a petulant baby now
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
can we get a hit please
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you like?
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Height of wit
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i forgot all about my sig, i have been without a computer for over a year
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
5 months i mean
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Megan's Law'd
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Butler playing for title twice is pretty impressive.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
the "heart" of the line up
6 pitches gets them from a bum like C Tillman
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Most Bartlett Value
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Most Baluable Vartlett
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Get a room you two
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You're IRL shoegaze
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Real talk: Only Lonely is one of my 10 favorite songs
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't that be forgiven because I don't have a background in extra work?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Only the Lonely?!
I love The Motels.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Get out
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
DOes it stand for most baluable vartlett?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
(Mine was on purpose. Im not challenged at life)
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Bring back Steve Henderson
You know, the hitting instructor back when the Rays actually looked like hitters.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Squirp.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they didn't hit or anything last year.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
As opposed to 2008 or '09?
I’d rather have Henderson.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hitting and pitching coaches really don't matter much at the big league level.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
All part of "The Process"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Shields is doing his part
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Reejer, I didnt see Chirinos in the roster
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
for who? haha
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
69
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
KKKKKKKAMES
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
come on bj let s get something going
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
be being bj
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
you have to get hits to score runs
we cant even get hits
i hope they put in gregg soon
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
THE HANGOVER IS EVIDENT
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
That's me, I'm that
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a riun
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
At least KK was safe to fly with
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually rather like him. He seems to speak intelligently, which is a huge plus.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Look who just stumbled in stinking of wheatgrass
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You may wanna add "no anime ever not ever" to the guidelines.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a silent test. Keep it unwritten so you can weed out the jokers.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
As always, the only real rule on this site is "If you are terrible I will find a way to ban you"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That avatar looks like furry porn to me
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree, but the network doesn't like you banning their consumer base for "being awful".
You have to have written guidelines that they violate. Most of the time the awful users don’t read them (or don’t “read every word”) so it works out great.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
"Customer base"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You seriously got contacted over a banned?
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
banning*
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
BGFour
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Clicks ad = get a virus
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
You're serious?
The horrible ones are the only cats who think to email the network and complain. Then they lean on you to give them one more chance (unless it’s something really bad, like going vulgar on mods, etc.).
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, I meant from the network.
From people, yeah, of course.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Speach is a myth
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
My bad, I glossed over your post when I got the gist of how terrible it was
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
True. "Don't screw up." If you do, you'll know.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
he was able completely diagnose Shields problems from last year in 45 sec??
It sounded good but was likely 90+% bullshit
I'm of the understanding that whenever you post on here you need to include a "diddley" somewhere.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Baseball robot replies:
Did not he? Strike my words. They are meaningless.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
We should stand a cardboard cutout up there instead of letting our catchers hit
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Love the pulling the outside pitch approach
Steve Garvey would recognize this. Some of his kids should hit the bigs soon.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
I understood Guthrie shutting them down last night
it happens and he’s a pretty good pitcher. Chris Tillman, though? C’mon guys, get it together.
Hello.
They're getting into decent counts.
At least Shields is holding it down.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Robot Jinx'd
Aye, business is business and money is money i never said we were friends.
by 4QB on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a really slow start for the offense
I’m hoping it’s a slow start. not an indication that it’s puchless…
Baseball robot says:
At least the Sox are losing already.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We got no-hit 69 times last year and made the playoffs, lets see if we can do it again
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Longo left the game
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Yep
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Shot himself in the foot with that last swing.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw Chris Tillman pitch for Fountain Valley HS
Huntington Beach gave him a bigger challenge.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
What happened to schlongo?
Aye, business is business and money is money i never said we were friends.
S-ROd had his eyes closed there
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Rodriguez will break up the no-no
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
shit shit fuck fuck shit fuck fuck shit
by BaconBits on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How fast will Shields get ripped here ...
… when he gives up a run?
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
YESSSSSSSS
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You gonna add that to the rules too?
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Go back to your retirement home :-P
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if this has anything to do with last night's odd-hop that looked like it hurt his wrist too.
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Is there a sacrifice we can make to turn this around?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
A baseball robot cannot be killed
Only taken apart.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
wheres longo?
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
i wish
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Chasing his hat
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I love when people talk in splits ...
… as if they were absolutes for a player with one-plus in the bigs.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Speculation on wrist or hammy
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Not a good thing to be right about...
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You win the prize.
(we’re killing your puppy)
by firemangreg on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was ~5 minutes ago
takes longer than that
6 solid innings for Shields
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
someone probably stole stuff out of his locker
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
topkin on longo says....
im busy eating a cheeseburger bitches…
Sean Rodriguez replaces Evan Longoria at third base
As if getting no-hit through five innings by Orioles RHP Chris Tillman wasn’t bad enough news for the Rays, 3B Evan Longoria is now out of the game.
INF Sean Rodriguez just came in to play third base to start the sixth inning. There has been no reason given yet as for why Longoria is out.
We’ll keep you posted.
Tillman starting to miss up
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
If Longo is on DL who plays third most days?
SeanRod? Can Zoby play 3rd? Dan Johnson?
I'd guess some combination of those 3
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Longo just didn't want to be a part of this no-no.
Sign lady must die.
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S-Rod
11 “unlikely” HRs vs. RHP in 393 PAs
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
You mean his optimistic prediction
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not really wild, just glass-half-full
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
20 HRs zomg!
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
At least we're not getting no-hit by Edwin Jackson.
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Yea, good thing no one has mentioned it in this thread
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Tomorrow will be a new day.
Let’s be friends.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Damon should get NL pitcher treatment here
I mean a 1-out sacrifice.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
how many bitches u think jimmer bangs?
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
He's wrinkle-deep in Edna.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesnt use the shocker, uses the Westside symbol
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
If it has to be human you're looking for the wrong guy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You're obviously not familiar with DRB history.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Virgin sacrifice, Tommy never said anything about human. Get your facts straight you granola chump
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hrm, fair enough. The dobber it is.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, I said human
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Though I guess human garbage is close
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, you said we're just talking about virgin...doesn't matter human or not.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy was, you said human
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if we have any functional humans here. Could be a problem.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be a RIUN pogrom if things don't turn around soon
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. This is terrible.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You are a fellow Tier 3. That's true.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Good on ya Damon
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Dave Martinez ...
… is applying as Brian Wilson’s personal coach and guru.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
damnit
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Damon ....
… probably couldnt have got bunt down either.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
OT: Will teams try bunting vs Niemann again this year?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Seemed like a stretch where they didi
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I'll get right on it.
Lets silence the complainers
by jso on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This is called: I'm watching the game.
Can’t watch and ban at the same time. It distracts me enough just to post. The banning’s on all you….don’t come running to me.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hrm.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You realize I'm not the guy who brought it up, right?
But once I get DBZ in my head, it steamrolls right out of my fingers! Call it a heroic flaw…
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Anime only sometimes?
haha I kid, I kid…
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This is frustrating to watch, but both these guys have pitched really well
Reminds me of ALDS games 1 and 2.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't watch the first 3 innings so I didn't see the deep counts
He looks pretty good right now.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Five three-ball counts in the first two. First three of the game too.
Hadn’t kept track since, but yeah.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
hes not looking so much good as our hitters are fucking terrible
and now we have the mythical seanrod and shoppach vs a RHP
its a shame we arent playing the yankees or redsox, because showalter probably isnt going to put a left handed relief pitcher in
If they had Bruce Chen
this no hitter would be fait accompli
Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
You know, someone is missing from this thread...it just doesn't feel like it's as bad as it is without him...
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
thats cuz baltimore hasnt scored
he had a couple posts but realized that he has no new material to complain about the offense
Complaining about complaints
That’s pretty much same thing.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Complaining about awful posters, please recognize the difference
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen, I welcome these terrible posters. It takes the heat off me for a little bit.
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of awful posters
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is your fucking epitaph
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he is
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Learn to reply. And I wasn't complaining about complaints.
It’s accepted that these threads have emotional responses which really don’t make sense horus later.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
can’t accept both these pitchers are that good. gonna be another year when you don’t know if the Rays are gonna score 15 runs or flirt with a no hitter. really didn’t expect this right out of the gate
this is so boring
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
im loving shields
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Meanwhile, over at Orioles Blog or whatever: "We're getting 2 hit by a guy that gave up 69 homers last year? Season over"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Ha.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
We won't be out of contention by July and probably not.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I love you.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Get better internets.
Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank
by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I told him that I was glad they kept him instead of EJax yesterday.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Just for this reason alone.
Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank
by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And he just handed you a magnet? No thanks or anything?
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, no response
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oldie but a goodie.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Pena makes that
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Eh, got one, would be nie to be out of inning. Bad throw
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
That was Howell-esque
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Bartlett would have made that.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
We've been duped!
Catch him, catch him, catch him!
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -— > \o/
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -—- > |
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -—- > /\
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
What the fuck.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna say this is anime.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Would you like tentacles with that ASCII art?
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
C'mon SHields get out of this please
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Nice. Shields has been great.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Please take the lead so I can go to bed.
You know it’s late when the drunks in your neighborhood are quieting down.
by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
*follows the intense action from the israeli super league*
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Not the first time you've said this, but certainly the first time you've said it in a baseball context
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's true
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
even the royals are winning lately
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Hahaha way to take out the pitcher who had shut us down
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
1st pitch HR just like last night
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Edwin Jackson did it!
c’mon buck…what’s a 140+ pitches to a young pitcher?
Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Really? Lifting a guy throwing a no-hitter? U srs, O's?
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
/finish him!
Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Buck stops here
Kid’s career more important than nono
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Yes, pitch counts are in there because as soon as you hit 101 your arm falls off
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be worth using as little pen as possible?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Gary Thorne ...
… prob thought Manny went yard.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
If we're still being no hit in the 8th, we'll need a sacrifice.
Debate amongst yourselves.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
I'll take the fall.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Every riun in this thread
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't let him rag on you, he's just sour because he isn't on AM radio
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Good god this is the worst response you could have had
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
As the worst poster to grace this board, I will nominate myself
It will be my penance for my A word reference.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Swing at outside garbage, look at stirike 3
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Beeejussss
Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
A HIT!
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Boom
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BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJ
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Be being
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
This is bannable
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/Gets caught stealing
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
BOOM

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
God that's awesome, if that were on a T-Shirt I would buy one
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck your self.
Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank
by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Slanty eyes
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I have occular hypertension, thank you very much.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't even need the sacrifice: just the outpouring of people so selflessly volunteering themselves for the duty.
Well done, all.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
I want a plaque.
Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, lucky he double clutched
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
WHICH SEAT SHOULD HE TAKE??
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
We so excited
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
SITTIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT
KICKIN’ IN THE BACK SEAT
"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy
Thank god wieters is awful
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
He swapped them out a few weeks ago
I don’t like it.
Yeah, got new frames
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
No. It's the right move.
Accardo has reverse splits.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
bj is so lazy it took him 7 innings to get a hit
During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it
Banned
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
O/U this at bat: 3 pitches
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
How do you strikeout on 2 pitches?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you strikeout on 2 pitches?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
HOLY HE'LL GET OUT
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Damn iPad autocorrect.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
NO. GODDAMN. WAY.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Banned
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
boo him now
Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%
by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Woodrum has some friends that understand this post
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I find this hard to believe
Upton is a fast runner. There are 2 outs. The ball was not very shallow.
How does he NOT score on that play? It wasn’t even close?
Hit farily hard to shortest part of OF
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Gotta send him. Too bad it was hit right at him
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Night night
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the real problem there is that Upton is a twig.
Tried to lower his shoulder and wow….that didn’t work.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
One more inning Shieldsy. One more good inning
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Will we get the ole "first batter gets a hit so we pull SP?"
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Seems likely
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MADDENS MISSION
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Shading for doulbe play helped
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
What did Desmond Jennings do ...
… to make us watch Damon? I’d take Justin Ruggiano now, too. A lot cheaper.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Ah, Burrell
He was to St. Pete like Ed Whitson was to New York.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh.
SPTimesRays Marc Topkin
#Rays attendance is 22,164
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Avg over 25k though, right?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
~28k+
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
34k
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Retract the team
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Cleveland only had 9k today.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Need a contractable dome on the Jake
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Contractable
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you be this dumb
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I got it.
Would you prefer lulz?
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
New stadium? We don't need no stinkin' new stadium
#BillFosterCanSuckMyFatCock
Dinosaurs? Fuck those lizards with wings.
#GodMadeEm
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I would never ban for anime non-pics
Largely, b/c I don’t even realize what it is. To ban on anime chat is to admit you are one of them.
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Everyone under 30 knows what DBZ is. It was on Cartoon Network all the time growing up.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
RIP Cartoon Network (???? - 1999)
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy who thought my KKK reference was DBZ didn't.
Oh, and BAN. For mentioning anime.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
You made a KKK reference? Please get out.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It was because of KKKames Shields after he got his 3rd K.
geeeeeeeez. That won’t happen again, but you better watch out for the anime, mister.
GO RAYS!
by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know what DBZ stood for. Knew the show, didn't make the connection.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
DONT CRITICIZE THE MODERATION
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
As always, the only real rule on this site is “If you are terrible I will find a way to ban you”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Magic #100 for Shields
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Magic # 100 for Shields
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Magic #69420 for Shields
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Magic #100 for Shields
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
OH SHI-
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Well, that was the Maddon-est handling of a pitcher ever
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Almost MADDON-ing, amirite?
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Looks like anime in your avatar buddy
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
allow me to recap
1. let pitcher start inning
2. watch pitcher struggle
3. remove pitcher with one out or less
Great outing for Shields...too bad we've done nothing to help...
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
My God what has this world come to where Poker, Ping pong and the Rays offense
all make the same channel
#roberts
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Shields was excellent
… but I bet he wishes Sonnanstine was his DH.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
.......welp.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
hahahaha, these guys are fucking retarded
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Im at the game and some douche 3 rows in front of me
Is wearing a crawford sox shirt and a sox hat…
by Rjw123 on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm not down with the hate Crawford or Boston crowd.
He’s a good player, they’re a good team, yeah they’re in our division and the dude should know better. Whatever.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus fucking christ get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
sternfan10 #Roberts wins the game right here
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He said it before the AB
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You say enough stuff, youre bound to be right every once in awhile
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Shhhhheeeeiiiit
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Apr 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
RIght, so he would face a RHB
Wouldn’t matter, but its nice when your first PA vs RHB isn’t a high lev spot
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Cool, got a power outage
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I don't know that that means, but now the Rays game is off
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ban. Please.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
He still gets the loss.
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Tell me more about your future modding plans
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This is second guessing, but why did McGee face Roberts?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Roberts weaker from right side?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Yup, he is. Despite what the announcers were saying.
Career #s:
vs. RHP – .354 wOBA
vs. LHP – .322 wOBA
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
McGee's velocity always seems to be really, really inconsistent.
He’ll throw 91 one game, then 95-98 the next.
Hello.
I'd say McGee's age had something to do with it
but he’s two years older than Chris Tillman.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: Charlie Sheen's show in Detroit is a total fucking disaster so far
Freep.com has running blog
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
Is this Farnsworth?
The latter-day Russ Springer.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Fastball with no movement
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
BA is ripping McGee.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
SF1 is killing it on Twitter right now fyi
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Get out
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM
sternfan10 sternfan10
Dear Jonah—love you man, but aren’t you glad that book has already been out a few weeks? #Rays
Exactly
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
DAYUM
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I thought mormons were anti tattoo
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After some research it turns out that Mormons are anti-tattoo, Farnsy gonna get in trouble with the Utah Caliphate
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
My nephew was recruited by Mormons
… and he has more tatts than The Birdman.
It didn’t take, though.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Arbys + Arby's Sauce < Arby's + Sriracha
Just sayin
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Yuck.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Which part?
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Look at you not knowing how to eat food.
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Boom.
Josh: Kotch will descend from Durham and save this team
R.J. Anderson: kjfdaskljf
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To complete SFs night Elliot will hit a HR or walk and steal 3 bases
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Why do people care when it's not an image?
Legitimate question.
Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot
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FIFY
Mike Gonzalez has reverse splits too is awful. I dislike lifting Brignac here.
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
To be fair, are Elliot and Briggy that much different on offense right now?
I guess with the reverse splits, though, you’d have to think that Johnson is a better hitter overall and that’s a bit much.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, are Elliot and Briggy that much different on offense right now?
I guess with the reverse splits, though, you’d have to think that Johnson is a better hitter overall and that’s a bit much.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now, without offense the defense won't matter.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, and we're back to the batted ball splits. Cool.
Guess that’ll still be around this year.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
bunting for a basehit here. christ almightly
and @r_j_anderson will disappear into the night much like #Roberts did with #McGee fasstballzz
OW MY BRAIN
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
"aweep"
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STOP TROLLING
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This isn't trolling?
I am. We have a loaded rotation. Not a weak link in the unit.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
So am I. I can't wait to see him pitch tomorrow
Studying Spanish while watching Rays Baseball…what a great Sunday.
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
R.J. has a built-in Rosetta Stone app.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you would. I took my 1st year of Spanish online and didn't understand any of it.
Now I’m taking it in class and suffering.
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet, Damon is up. We need a 3R HR (TM) now
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
By god, that's last opening day's music.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ALot of wrestling references tonight. Gearing up for Wrestlemania 2349r?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
MrEdLover #sincewebeinghonest I don’t like the THUG mentality that has seemed to have taken over our young black men! #coolnerdtweet
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon son
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
?
I know what Mr. Ed is.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMON JACK NAO
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
HIT IT OVAH THA MONSTAH
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
WICKED PISSAH
OT: I’m from Maine. We actually talk like this.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I know football is your thing
But they’re not in the park with the green monster.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn't a very good slider.
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Who's what?
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Which jersey. I assume it has a player on it.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"Who's"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Winner winner.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a programming note: Munns are replaced this year for Bries
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Is this something that can be announced or does it just organically happen
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Julianna will always be superior.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
LETS GO RAYS

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Get out and stay out
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If we come back, you know it's sticking.
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I like this.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ok with this.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
BRBRUI?
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
LONGO 3R HR COMING UP!!!!!!!!
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Trade Damon for Gomesy. I was Gomesy back.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
NEED BRIES

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lol
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LifelineLive USATODAYLifelineLive Sheen: “What stories do you want to hear?” Everyone is yelling, booing.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not at all shocked.
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LifelineLive USATODAYLifelineLive Sheen is taking questions from the crowd. One asks about AA, another about porn stars. Sheen isn’t answering, but promising to.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This is bombing so hard.
Sheen: “How can a man tell a story when everyone is yelling?”
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Man that Fuld is fucking good
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Nice AB there Sammo.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Not really.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Uehara isn't as good versus lefties. God.
by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you have to evaluate the personel as well
You wouldn’t call pulling Manny for Fuld a good process
I'm an F18, Bro
If the pitch before that was a strike, you cant take that
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
BRIES

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I LIKE THIS PLAN.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Moar Brie

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Post cheese once more, I dare you
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww, sad Toppah.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
From the Baltimore Sun

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TGN1 is feeling very DAIRY tonight.
GET IT!?!
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
DUDE SHE'S GOT A COCKROACH ON HER HAND
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Outside of P Brady you are the only person looking at her hand
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Who is looking at her hand?
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish someone had made this joke
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Fuld under pressure
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Wah wah.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Gonna turn on inside pitch
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
woof
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Girl pix stimulate offense
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Hey Dan
Davis and Niemann are the only ones allowed to go fishing
Who's up for us in botom of 9?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Be being
Ulysses
Pinch Hitter
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Good pitching. Kept everything away
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
I hope this is our defensive alignment for exactly 1 inning this year
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Unlikely.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
meaning I want Desmond up
… Kotchman can come up when Dan Johnson fails.
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
So you have to be at the game to get free Pizza now?
Looks like I’m losing 20 pounds this year
Watching the game at the bar, but it's muted.
Why is Longo out of the game?
by CBJones on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Gunshot wound
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Earthquake
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
God you're such a wiener
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hadn't gotten laid in 4 hours
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Closer
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Trade Damon for Trever Miller
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
99% chance your dinner is cereal
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Soon enough. We got 3 more outs to get 2 runs
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Been, Joyce, Shopvac up
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
And Adrian Beltre hit a grand salami
So at least my fantasy team didn’t suck today
Oh my GOD ZOBRIST
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Zobrist's glove has been on display so far
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Nice
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Halfway there.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan Johnson is a spare part, no pun intended
Not a starter on a contender
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
3 Griffin, 2 soccer, 4 hockey hits, benzo
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Look at you thinking ESPN cares about hockey.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the only good thing someone can say about ESPN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I would expect such things from a chinstraper.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Almond eyes
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool, a broken image link
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You are so bad.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you "cheesed" off at me?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This is you taking your mod powers seriously.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
At least I don't love Casey Fossum
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawt.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I think we can all agree, Brian Roberts needs to tear an ACL.
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Damon with the veteran stretch at first
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
BRIES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."
Mmph. Dayum.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Munn has gone mainstream.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Plus, mixed results IIRC
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
I thought Hendricks was Munn's replacement. Obviously this hussy is to blame for the team's shitty play these first two games
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
Isnt Zo one of rstern's 4A players?
Nothing but big league about his defense
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
Beej didnt go after the guy
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
There you go manipulating stats to your favor again.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Honest question, does Shoppach take any pitches?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Way to make me look stupid
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Little Annie Adderall

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Oh my.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot
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HAHAHAHAHA
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Good god that's awful
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
LATE INNING LIGHTNING PLEASE
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Wally Bell hungry
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer
by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
That is effing ridiculous. Damnit
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no.
Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
This is your fault.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck. Well it's hard to complain about that.
Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767
Wow, that looked like a no-doubter at first
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
FUCK ME
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
What a start. Unreal.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Welp, tough start to the season
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Zobriest is the only hitter getting solid contact. Not sure if Damon is going up there swatting mosquitos, but holy shit...this is already hard to watch.
by Sat-Beach-EWNCE on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Job well done Joe
Sam Fuld and Elliot Johnson both with a bat in their hands in key situations
Fuck Maddon
follow me on twitter @sternfan10
On pace to lose 162
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How can he be happy when OHW is doing so well?
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
ah, 159 left. I still love this team. Hope Longo is ok with his oblique
by Sat-Beach-EWNCE on Apr 2, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
159? Let me check my calculations.....
Wouldn’t it be 160 left?
by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's hard to tell if the Rays are that bad or if the O's are just that good
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
One run and 4 hits in each game won't cut it.
Even with 7 walks tonight.
Very concerned about the offense.
go away percival
Is Johnny Damon a double agent free agent signee?
For both the Yankees and the Red Sox?
Only a week
SPTimesRays Marc Topkin
#Rays Longoria said he expects to be out no more than a week due to sore oblique. Doesn’t think it’s bad.
@dobbertweets
Todd Kalas
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Starting off 0-2, I see the DL in his future.
Can’t go 24 man for a week, IMO. Rays take no chance and have him re-injure himself by coming back to soon and missing a month.
Such as?
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
"Did it feel better to successfully steal unlike last night where you got picked off"
“thoughts on losing the first 2 games?”
Bwahahahahahahahaha
I hope they asked how good it felt not to K twice in one game this time around too.
Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007
by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT
Heater:
Like his car and AK47, this season is gone. I was optimistic, but you add his DL stint to the offensive performance we all just saw…well, at least they are crushing my hopes in the earliest possible part of the season. 2011=2006&2007. :(

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