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4-2-11 GDT: Rays, Orioles, Rematch

ST. PETERSBURG - APRIL 01:  Infielder Ben Zobrist #18 of the Tampa Bay Rays fouls off a pitch against the Baltimore Orioles during the Opening Day game at Tropicana Field on April 1, 2011 in St. Petersburg, Florida.  (Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)

You can read the original version of this, plus in-game updates, at SBN Tampa Bay.

The Tampa Bay Rays will take on the Baltimore Orioles for the second game of the season today. On Opening Day yesterday, the Rays young ace, left-handed pitcher David Pricetook the loss, allowing 4 run through 7 otherwise strong innings. Today, the Rays send last year's ace and team work horse James Shields to the mound.

In 2010, James Shields had a poor earned run average (ERA) of 5.18, despite pitching over 200 innings for the 4th consecutive season. The Rays management is confident, however, last year was a fluke, noting how his peripheral statistics (strikeout, walks, ground ball percentages, etc.) were largely unchanged from previous years.

Opposing Shields on the mound today will be young right-handed pitcher Chris Tillman, who turns 23 later this month. Tillman, who has seen limited starts for the Orioles over the last two years, will look to translate his strong minor league numbers into major league success. His career ERA is 5.61 in just over 100 innings.

Players to Watch

  • With a righty on the mound, we expect the left-handed Matt Joyce will get the start in right field today. In over 200 plate appearances last year, Joyce had a strong .386 on-base percentage and .524 slugging percentage.
  • Going into 2011, Ben Zobrist will be looking to prove 2010, not 2009, was a fluke. In the 2009 season, Zobrist crushed 27 homers, but in 2010, he barely reached 10 -- despite getting more playing time. So far in 2011, he has the team's only home run.
  • Yesterday, Dan Johnson hit a high and deep double that proved a hair short from landing in someone's beer cup. The Rays leadership said this off-season they expect Johnson will bring some power this year and claim his stake on the first base job.
Now let's win one.

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I'm deeming this the DET vs NYY discussion thread

Go.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Apr 2, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Yields?

Last night’s game made me breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Garza’s not here to face the O’s anymore.

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Apr 2, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Gardner was out at 3rd, dumb call.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Apr 2, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That is correct

at present we don’t have an everyday catcher

follow me on twitter @sternfan10

by sternfan1 on Apr 2, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, and I somewhat agree.

What I don’t understand is the pushing for Shoppach to play under situations in which he fails miserably.

Unless your good deal comment was sarcastic.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were to choose, I want NY to reach the playoffs instead of BOS

Because a NY World Series victory don’t mean anything; it’s like an emotional mulligan.

by Ben Tumbling on Apr 2, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm down with that.

But I hate the Sox only about a billion times more than the Yankees, anyway. Anything to shut their stupid fans up.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burnett pulled with a ridiculous lead

after only 86 pitches and 5 IP.

The Yankees really want this win! haha that bullpen is going to be wrecked this season. Soriano is bound for an injury.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless there's an injury

I just think Girardi wanted to get him out before he blew it.

Robertson is taking over just fine though… H, BB, 0 out.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow I just noticed this was the GDT.

or was that recently changed?

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this Shields you speak of?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie Yields

1 HR allowed.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

IRL GDTs > Regular GDTs

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

What about the mail? Do they drop the mail in the door?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Apr 2, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dobberdog.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dobbertrainer.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Apr 2, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be the lack of RIUNs

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. It's definitely the lack of RIUNs.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to change my name to Raymond and start showing up in person to your meetups. That'll fix everything.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

6

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, this is a must win game.

If we don’t win this game, the year is over. No point watching anymore.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heard last night in my section:
Man those AL East banners are really lame. You’d think they’d at least have some kind of logo. The Yankees have some kind of logo.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankly, I like the simplicity. Also, the Yankees don't celebrate their division titles with banners.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the space is used for their 300 WS banners.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Apr 2, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to be a good game.

Maybe a positive outlook will help.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The problem is that the first error will stoke the SF1 trollercoaster and then we become a snowball of fail.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to be all over Briggy last night

for not making the play that cost us 2 runs

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi everybody!

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If it were Kazmir, they'd be screwed.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Higher than half the team last year.

/sf1’d

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good start.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bartlett would have had that.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa. The new TV camera angle is awesome.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They weren't using the CF angle yesterday. I don't know why they don't do this every game.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

I didn’t watch it, but the highlights on mlb network were from this angle

First thing I noticed

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must be wrong then, because MLB doesn't have their own cameras.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idk

maybe it was the orioles broadcast

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cameras are heavy!

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. We're clearly supporting terrorism.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sea Dogs?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/U 4 innings for Big Game

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Lock for 'Lievers?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll get the next guy out too before he gives up a 3 run bomb to Birther

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

KAMES

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

KKAMES

STFD

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

gonna be a SF/CHW final anyway

you guy see how many runs them puttin up? shit

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I say you he dead.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Jim Shileds, get out of this

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Big 2-2 here, lets go Shieldsy

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Staats lubing it up.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Uber aggressive.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott just missed that.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

22

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, pretty sure Zobrist didnt bat .382 last year

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow we wrecked Tillman last year

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

DIfferent Tillman I think

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit, missed his pitch

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dandruff.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh...

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh.

MANNY FLY BALL = HOMERUN

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny

2 million dollar bust.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fenway Pop-up Reaction

YES YES IT’S GONE LONGEST HOMERUN EVER IT’S A FUCKING 6 RUN BLAST HOLY SHIT WALK OFF HOMEWORN PENNANT WINNER oh wait just a routine fly ball.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny hit that a long way for getting jammed

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nasty pitch

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKAMES

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a noname junkballer right?

Then probably tomorrow.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I miss?!?!?!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

By who

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link me to the post

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This image.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Face is as white as Sutty's spittle.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he must have got bit by a raccoon when he went in the bushes after his hat

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Rays!

The 2010 Bucs: Considering their two-minute offense works wonders... Why can't EVERY offensive drive be run like that during the other 58 minutes of the damn game?!

by witty on Apr 2, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again, a classic entrance, witty.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No that was Navi. And Toby Hall. And well, every catcher we've ever had.

Jason is next.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaso* damn autocorrect

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We arent striking out enough.

St Pete Times writer said strikeouts dont matter

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Statistics can be manipulated to say anything you want

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only garbage monsters write for the SPT

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This angle kinda sucks

Now we can see exactly how awful the umpire really is

by raysrule44 on Apr 2, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

THE CALLS ARE THE RIGHT CALLS EVERY TIME

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how excited we all were a year ago to bring in Shop.

Now…PTBHBHTBHTBTHHTB.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoppach is going to smack this ball so hard

it’s going to look like a kamehameha from Vegeta leaving the park!

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Please ban this fool.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nuoh my god.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

was that actually as high as gameday made it look?

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ayuh.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Tillmann'd

Formerly known as Randall W. Spetman

by CornNole on Apr 2, 2011 7:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I guess we keep Shopp for his defense.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's great that Yields looks good, but why can't we score runs?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously cause we got rid of Crawford. He's the only reason any team scores any runs.

That’s why Boston will win the next 13 straight WS.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because no one can hit.

But they can sure draw walks. Good thing you can walk the bases loaded then walk in runs for RBIs.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not banned yet?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!

And come on! I coined Kames!

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a specific cartoon request?

I can try to make your cartoon reference dreams come true.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RJ.

Jesus christ.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Bossosaur

Where’s it say no anime?

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did.

Not every word, but I skimmed it more than a few times. Can’t find it.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's not a hard-and-fast "no anime" rule, but when you're told half a dozen times and you keep doing it, you have no room to complain.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a rule about talking like an adult.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read more. Post less.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post some anime pictures then.

We’ll see if it’s against the rules.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're probably right

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should really read better.

I haven’t read the guidelines in years and yet:
http://www.draysbay.com/2009/8/31/1009588/draysbay-community-guidelines

No babe/hunk/anime photos. No exceptions. No .gifs. No links.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

What about posts not involving pictures?

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you could imagine you arent a 14 year old assclown

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT A SECOND!

It doesn’t say that! Did I just violate the too many caps rule?

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Completely forgot Tommy's addendum; was remembering back to when you wrote it.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good mod is already on this one:
Troll Apr 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT Mushroomray_small Top Gun Numba 1 Unacceptable

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Muish"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"An inning"

soft.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank fucking God. I thought you people were going to let this thing rot.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only....

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHIELDSY!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So is Damon.

Badum tssh.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKKAMES

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist is working some good at-bats today.

Leaves me feeling a little positive about him.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCk

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

(no capital k, its too offensive)

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My pinkie finger is too weak to sustain extended holding of the shift key

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yawn

I want some road games

by raysrule44 on Apr 2, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Prediction: Everytime someone talks about Damon this year on this site it will end with the caveat "at least he doesn't make as much as Burrell did"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Damon sure as hell doesn't get laid like Burrell. At least he doesn't make as much as Burrell did.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's going on buds!

Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

SandalsNoPants alt found

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Lamb's dad mad at me cuz he didn't get his ebay item

USPS says it delievered to his address on March 11th. fucking sick of this postal service shit.

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

When does Montgomery open up?

by raysrule44 on Apr 2, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Direction directly

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

My dilemma

What shall i watch?

1-Rays game

2-Paint dry

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by sternfan1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

baseball is boring

Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Apr 2, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 - I'd like to see you bitch that it's not drying in the same shade as it was when it was wet.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"ValHRspar"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're not even losing yet

doesn’t this violate the sf1 rules of trolling?

by MagicMark on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?!?!

We could be winning by 10

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

(You're early, its still tied)

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey sterny, long time no speak

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is next weekend for you?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it another weekend, that doesnt work fo rme

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing works for you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next weekend is def no good.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You literally only ever leave your home theatre to go to a mutlistory office building with plenty of windows

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golf?

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigerwoods game for playstation

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a familiar refrain.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

See yourself out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Reejbot, any changes to rosters?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Man I love Longo

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

lulz

Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank

by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Shelton is currently coaching my fantasy team

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm like 3-20

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's your birth certificate, Scott.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

More like a death certificate, amirite?!

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you are not

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-/

Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank

by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well seems like a typical Shields start to me. Either he gets run support and gets shelled, or he doesn't and pitches lights-out. Either way, he still loses.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you pacman

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. He's hitting it hard just at people

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he have a plus?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're going to hate this, but I actually thought I was responding to you with that question.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool that Longo looks like a petulant baby now

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

can we get a hit please

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you like?

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Height of wit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i forgot all about my sig, i have been without a computer for over a year

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 months i mean

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Megan's Law'd

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, we got this. Walks are gonna score the runs.

It’s like you don’t watch the games.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp

nice ~7 pitch inning

by MagicMark on Apr 2, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler playing for title twice is pretty impressive.

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

8 with 30 to go

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the "heart" of the line up

6 pitches gets them from a bum like C Tillman

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by sternfan1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

MBV

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most Bartlett Value

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most Baluable Vartlett

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get a room you two

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

my bloody valentine, sorry. hipster mistake

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're IRL shoegaze

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real talk: Only Lonely is one of my 10 favorite songs

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't that be forgiven because I don't have a background in extra work?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the Lonely?!

I love The Motels.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOes it stand for most baluable vartlett?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring back Steve Henderson

You know, the hitting instructor back when the Rays actually looked like hitters.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Squirp.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

As opposed to 2008 or '09?

I’d rather have Henderson.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

All part of "The Process"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD

I smell pizza bitches!

by BOHICA_ALEast on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields is doing his part

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Reejer, I didnt see Chirinos in the roster

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

for who? haha

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

PC?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

69

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

84

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKAMES

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

come on bj let s get something going

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

be being bj

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youre doing it wrong

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE HANGOVER IS EVIDENT

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's me, I'm that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a riun

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least KK was safe to fly with

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Look who just stumbled in stinking of wheatgrass

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

As always, the only real rule on this site is "If you are terrible I will find a way to ban you"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrm

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That avatar looks like furry porn to me

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, but the network doesn't like you banning their consumer base for "being awful".

You have to have written guidelines that they violate. Most of the time the awful users don’t read them (or don’t “read every word”) so it works out great.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Customer base"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seriously got contacted over a banned?

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

banning*

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BGFour

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're serious?

The horrible ones are the only cats who think to email the network and complain. Then they lean on you to give them one more chance (unless it’s something really bad, like going vulgar on mods, etc.).

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, I meant from the network.

From people, yeah, of course.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free Speach is a myth

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad, I glossed over your post when I got the gist of how terrible it was

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This blows.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball robot says:

Shoppach really never should’ve started in this game…

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

We should stand a cardboard cutout up there instead of letting our catchers hit

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the pulling the outside pitch approach

Steve Garvey would recognize this. Some of his kids should hit the bigs soon.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I understood Guthrie shutting them down last night

it happens and he’s a pretty good pitcher. Chris Tillman, though? C’mon guys, get it together.

Hello.

by killa3312 on Apr 2, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes that

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robot Jinx'd

Aye, business is business and money is money i never said we were friends.

by 4QB on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a really slow start for the offense

I’m hoping it’s a slow start. not an indication that it’s puchless…

by tampa_edski on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball robot says:

At least the Sox are losing already.

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got no-hit 69 times last year and made the playoffs, lets see if we can do it again

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo left the game

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Chris Tillman pitch for Fountain Valley HS

Huntington Beach gave him a bigger challenge.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to schlongo?

Aye, business is business and money is money i never said we were friends.

by 4QB on Apr 2, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

S-ROd had his eyes closed there

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Rodriguez will break up the no-no

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

How fast will Shields get ripped here ...

… when he gives up a run?

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

wheres longo?

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Banging your mother

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threesome?

Ohhh myyyyy.

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chasing his hat

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love when people talk in splits ...

… as if they were absolutes for a player with one-plus in the bigs.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

6 solid innings for Shields

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

someone probably stole stuff out of his locker

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

topkin on longo says....

im busy eating a cheeseburger bitches…

Sean Rodriguez replaces Evan Longoria at third base

As if getting no-hit through five innings by Orioles RHP Chris Tillman wasn’t bad enough news for the Rays, 3B Evan Longoria is now out of the game.

INF Sean Rodriguez just came in to play third base to start the sixth inning. There has been no reason given yet as for why Longoria is out.

We’ll keep you posted.

by Paul Ellis on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo borrowed my brain...

He’s like " dude! Can’t handle it!"

by BOHICA_ALEast on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman starting to miss up

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd guess some combination of those 3

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helliot as well

Follow Me on Twitter @FreeZorilla

by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon ZOrilla

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

S-Rod

11 “unlikely” HRs vs. RHP in 393 PAs

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean his optimistic prediction

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not really wild, just glass-half-full

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

20 HRs zomg!

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damon should get NL pitcher treatment here

I mean a 1-out sacrifice.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Damon is fucking terrible.

Can’t even hold the bat.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY HELL GET OUT

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's SRQman? We need a human sacrifice.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He's wrinkle-deep in Edna.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesnt use the shocker, uses the Westside symbol

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it has to be human you're looking for the wrong guy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Virgin sacrifice, Tommy never said anything about human. Get your facts straight you granola chump

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrm, fair enough. The dobber it is.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, I said human

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though I guess human garbage is close

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tommy was, you said human

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be a RIUN pogrom if things don't turn around soon

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. This is terrible.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good on ya Damon

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Martinez ...

… is applying as Brian Wilson’s personal coach and guru.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damon ....

… probably couldnt have got bunt down either.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Stu might be better off buying the Mets.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hes not looking so much good as our hitters are fucking terrible

and now we have the mythical seanrod and shoppach vs a RHP

its a shame we arent playing the yankees or redsox, because showalter probably isnt going to put a left handed relief pitcher in

by MagicMark on Apr 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they had Bruce Chen

this no hitter would be fait accompli

Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%

by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

70-62

Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%

by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, someone is missing from this thread...it just doesn't feel like it's as bad as it is without him...

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

thats cuz baltimore hasnt scored

he had a couple posts but realized that he has no new material to complain about the offense

by MagicMark on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Complaining about complaints

That’s pretty much same thing.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Complaining about awful posters, please recognize the difference

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of awful posters

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is your fucking epitaph

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he is

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Learn to reply. And I wasn't complaining about complaints.

It’s accepted that these threads have emotional responses which really don’t make sense horus later.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horus Slughorn, we're onto you!

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

can’t accept both these pitchers are that good. gonna be another year when you don’t know if the Rays are gonna score 15 runs or flirt with a no hitter. really didn’t expect this right out of the gate

by tampa_edski on Apr 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is so boring

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

im loving shields

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, over at Orioles Blog or whatever: "We're getting 2 hit by a guy that gave up 69 homers last year? Season over"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is me right now.

Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank

by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I told him that I was glad they kept him instead of EJax yesterday.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just for this reason alone.

Sign lady must die.
Follow me on Twitter @Josh_Frank

by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, no response

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pena makes that

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, got one, would be nie to be out of inning. Bad throw

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That was Howell-esque

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bartlett would have made that.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This is 100% true

no sarcasm

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've been duped!

Catch him, catch him, catch him!

o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -— > \o/
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -—- > |
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ -—- > /\

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna say this is anime.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you like tentacles with that ASCII art?

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww yeahhhh

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon SHields get out of this please

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get some mo'fucking hits.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields is so money tonight.

It would be really nice if he could get the win out of this..

GO RAYS!

by SandalsNoPants on Apr 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Please take the lead so I can go to bed.

You know it’s late when the drunks in your neighborhood are quieting down.

by Lurch's Lobbyists on Apr 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

*follows the intense action from the israeli super league*

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ManRam time

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the first time you've said this, but certainly the first time you've said it in a baseball context

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

even the royals are winning lately

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha way to take out the pitcher who had shut us down

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

1st pitch HR just like last night

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Edwin Jackson did it!

c’mon buck…what’s a 140+ pitches to a young pitcher?

Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%

by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck Showalter: full of piss and grit.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck stops here

Kid’s career more important than nono

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, pitch counts are in there because as soon as you hit 101 your arm falls off

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be worth using as little pen as possible?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showalter is a douche

I would have walked back out there if I was Tillman

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary Thorne ...

… prob thought Manny went yard.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

If we're still being no hit in the 8th, we'll need a sacrifice.

Debate amongst yourselves.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Every riun in this thread

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't let him rag on you, he's just sour because he isn't on AM radio

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god this is the worst response you could have had

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Beejus

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing at outside garbage, look at stirike 3

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beeejussss

Carlos Zambrano: 26.6 HR/FB%

by CubFanRaysaddict on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

A HIT!

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJ

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Be being

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is bannable

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Gets caught stealing

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

God that's awesome, if that were on a T-Shirt I would buy one

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck your self.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slanty eyes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not 6th inning

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, lucky he double clutched

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WHICH SEAT SHOULD HE TAKE??

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We so excited

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SITTIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT

KICKIN’ IN THE BACK SEAT

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god wieters is awful

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, got new frames

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now steal third

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Steal home

Only way we’ll score

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, SHoppach is up

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

bj is so lazy it took him 7 innings to get a hit

During the stretch run the Rays just whip out their Johnson and tell the Red Sox to suck it

by RaysOfHope on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Banned

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/U this at bat: 3 pitches

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you strikeout on 2 pitches?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you strikeout on 2 pitches?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY HE'LL GET OUT

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'LL

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn iPad autocorrect.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"iPad"

puppy-d would not be proud

by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

NO. GODDAMN. WAY.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking kidding me

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok. Now you can boo him.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Lazy AND black AND slow

"It doesnt really matter what I think anymore." - Kevin Kennedy

by acablue on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banned

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woodrum has some friends that understand this post

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

How is he so slow

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I find this hard to believe

Upton is a fast runner. There are 2 outs. The ball was not very shallow.

How does he NOT score on that play? It wasn’t even close?

by tampa_edski on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit farily hard to shortest part of OF

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

I know it was hit hard and right at him. But running on contact and out by 10 feet?

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta send him. Too bad it was hit right at him

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the real problem there is that Upton is a twig.

Tried to lower his shoulder and wow….that didn’t work.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

eh not even a little bit

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Queue the Foley hate.

3…2…1…

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

One more inning Shieldsy. One more good inning

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Will we get the ole "first batter gets a hit so we pull SP?"

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems likely

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

MADDENS MISSION

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helluva play

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shading for doulbe play helped

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did Desmond Jennings do ...

… to make us watch Damon? I’d take Justin Ruggiano now, too. A lot cheaper.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, Burrell

He was to St. Pete like Ed Whitson was to New York.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.
SPTimesRays Marc Topkin
#Rays attendance is 22,164

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Avg over 25k though, right?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

~28k+

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Retract the team

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleveland only had 9k today.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need a contractable dome on the Jake

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Contractable

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you be this dumb

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got it.

Would you prefer lulz?

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would never ban for anime non-pics

Largely, b/c I don’t even realize what it is. To ban on anime chat is to admit you are one of them.

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

DONT CRITICIZE THE MODERATION

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha
It doesn’t matter what you say doesn’t matter!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

As always, the only real rule on this site is “If you are terrible I will find a way to ban you”
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

incoming

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic #100 for Shields

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic # 100 for Shields

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic #69420 for Shields

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic #100 for Shields

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHI-

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was the Maddon-est handling of a pitcher ever

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost MADDON-ing, amirite?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like anime in your avatar buddy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

#roberts

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields was excellent

… but I bet he wishes Sonnanstine was his DH.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

.......welp.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha, these guys are fucking retarded

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Fwerp.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Im at the game and some douche 3 rows in front of me

Is wearing a crawford sox shirt and a sox hat…

by Rjw123 on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm not down with the hate Crawford or Boston crowd.

He’s a good player, they’re a good team, yeah they’re in our division and the dude should know better. Whatever.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus fucking christ get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH!

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

sternfan10 #Roberts wins the game right here

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He said it before the AB

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You say enough stuff, youre bound to be right every once in awhile

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

At least now I can give the LCD Soundsystem farewell show my undivided attention.

by NY Tyler on Apr 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhhheeeeiiiit

"I have to return some videotapes."

by TallahasseeJagFan on Apr 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool, got a power outage

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know that that means, but now the Rays game is off

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ban. Please.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still gets the loss.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is second guessing, but why did McGee face Roberts?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Roberts weaker from right side?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, he is. Despite what the announcers were saying.

Career #s:

vs. RHP – .354 wOBA
vs. LHP – .322 wOBA

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yields by association.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: Charlie Sheen's show in Detroit is a total fucking disaster so far

Freep.com has running blog

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't see that coming

/I saw that coming

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this Farnsworth?

The latter-day Russ Springer.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Fastball with no movement

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BA is ripping McGee.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

SF1 is killing it on Twitter right now fyi

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Get out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM
sternfan10 sternfan10
Dear Jonah—love you man, but aren’t you glad that book has already been out a few weeks? #Rays

by firemangreg on Apr 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAYUM

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought mormons were anti tattoo

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

After some research it turns out that Mormons are anti-tattoo, Farnsy gonna get in trouble with the Utah Caliphate

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My nephew was recruited by Mormons

… and he has more tatts than The Birdman.
It didn’t take, though.

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arbys + Arby's Sauce < Arby's + Sriracha

Just sayin

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuck.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which part?

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by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you not knowing how to eat food.

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by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom.
Josh: Kotch will descend from Durham and save this team
R.J. Anderson: kjfdaskljf

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

2 fucking hits…this is unreal. Please, pay me a ton so I can just stand there with a bat.

by Sat-Beach-EWNCE on Apr 2, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Use a header

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every workout needs complete effort

Rays just aren’t giving tonight

I'm an F18, Bro

by Sveet on Apr 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, are Elliot and Briggy that much different on offense right now?

I guess with the reverse splits, though, you’d have to think that Johnson is a better hitter overall and that’s a bit much.

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by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, are Elliot and Briggy that much different on offense right now?
I guess with the reverse splits, though, you’d have to think that Johnson is a better hitter overall and that’s a bit much.

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by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flyball pitcher

Anti-Briggy according to 2k10 plan

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, and we're back to the batted ball splits. Cool.

Guess that’ll still be around this year.

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by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

OW MY BRAIN

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elliot - saving this team with pure scrap.

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by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, a walk

uess you need base runners at this point…

by tampa_edski on Apr 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"aweep"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Zobot

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP TROLLING

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't trolling?

I am. We have a loaded rotation. Not a weak link in the unit.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woop

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet, Damon is up. We need a 3R HR (TM) now

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Walks !

Nobody will get that big hit though

by raysrule44 on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

MrEdLover #sincewebeinghonest I don’t like the THUG mentality that has seemed to have taken over our young black men! #coolnerdtweet

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

MrEdLover

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon son

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

I know what Mr. Ed is.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMON JACK NAO

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT IT OVAH THA MONSTAH

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

WICKED PISSAH

OT: I’m from Maine. We actually talk like this.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know football is your thing

But they’re not in the park with the green monster.

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome swing there

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't a very good slider.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a programming note: Munns are replaced this year for Bries

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this something that can be announced or does it just organically happen

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Julianna will always be superior.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LETS GO RAYS

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out and stay out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we come back, you know it's sticking.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ok with this.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRIes Batted RUns In

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRBRUI?

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hickey needs to play tickle-fight with Damon

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LONGO 3R HR COMING UP!!!!!!!!

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade Damon for Gomesy. I was Gomesy back.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

NEED BRIES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

haha fuld in for srod.

Real faith in his bat I see.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

lol
LifelineLive USATODAYLifelineLive When booed, Sheen responded, “Too bad. I already got your money.”

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

.
LifelineLive USATODAYLifelineLive Sheen: “What stories do you want to hear?” Everyone is yelling, booing.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not at all shocked.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
LifelineLive USATODAYLifelineLive Sheen is taking questions from the crowd. One asks about AA, another about porn stars. Sheen isn’t answering, but promising to.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bombing so hard.
Sheen: “How can a man tell a story when everyone is yelling?”

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man that Fuld is fucking good

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice AB there Sammo.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the pitch before that was a strike, you cant take that

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

BRIES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I LIKE THIS PLAN.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar Brie

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by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post cheese once more, I dare you

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww, sad Toppah.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the Baltimore Sun

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

TGN1 is feeling very DAIRY tonight.

GET IT!?!

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE SHE'S GOT A COCKROACH ON HER HAND

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outside of P Brady you are the only person looking at her hand

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is looking at her hand?

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish someone had made this joke

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuld under pressure

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by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wah wah.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna turn on inside pitch

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets one

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Girl pix stimulate offense

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Dan

Davis and Niemann are the only ones allowed to go fishing

by BaconBits on Apr 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's up for us in botom of 9?

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Shoppach

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be being

Ulysses
Pinch Hitter

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good pitching. Kept everything away

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this is our defensive alignment for exactly 1 inning this year

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take extras

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlikely.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

meaning I want Desmond up

… Kotchman can come up when Dan Johnson fails.

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by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gunshot wound

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

NRA meeting

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earthquake

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

God you're such a wiener

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hadn't gotten laid in 4 hours

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Closer

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade Damon for Trever Miller

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

99% chance your dinner is cereal

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been, Joyce, Shopvac up

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my GOD ZOBRIST

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Zobrist's glove has been on display so far

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bupton single, Joyce bomb.

Please

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Halfway there.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Griffin, 2 soccer, 4 hockey hits, benzo

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you thinking ESPN cares about hockey.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the only good thing someone can say about ESPN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would expect such things from a chinstraper.

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almond eyes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool, a broken image link

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are so bad.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you "cheesed" off at me?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is you taking your mod powers seriously.

I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.

by Steve Slowinski on Apr 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I don't love Casey Fossum

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damon with the veteran stretch at first

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEJ!

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by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

BRIES

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmph. Dayum.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Munn has gone mainstream.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, mixed results IIRC

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isnt Zo one of rstern's 4A players?

Nothing but big league about his defense

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That was his pitch

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Beej didnt go after the guy

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And Joyce was out

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Matchup favors RHB: Gregg, Rupe

by R.J. Anderson on Apr 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go manipulating stats to your favor again.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSS

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honest question, does Shoppach take any pitches?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

SSS

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSS

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to make me look stupid

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little Annie Adderall

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Jaso:

Pinch runner extraordinaire.

by BaconBits on Apr 2, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot Elliot

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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Good god that's awful

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

LATE INNING LIGHTNING PLEASE

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wally Bell hungry

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -- Barry Switzer

by my name IS Earl on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NO EFFING WAY

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That is effing ridiculous. Damnit

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck this team.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

no.

Let me be clear on this, I do not endorse this thread
by sternfan1 on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

by P Brady on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

This is your fault.

Sign lady must die.
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by EminenceFront on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Well it's hard to complain about that.

Proof Matthan admitted he was wrong: http://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/18/2058018/ottotd-for-3-18-2011-thursday-night-t-v#61697767

by kericr on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, that looked like a no-doubter at first

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

AAHAHHAHAHAHHA
fucking AHAHAHHAHHA

by DaPriceIsRight on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK ME

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What a start. Unreal.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Thaddeus? on Apr 2, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, tough start to the season

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

2 games 2 runs

Very solid. Oh year, good young lefty tomorrow. Weeeeeeee !

by raysrule44 on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB debut I think

That should be good for 7 innings of shutout pitching against this lineup

by tampa_edski on Apr 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

season over.

said it after the last game. still holds true.

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Job well done Joe

Sam Fuld and Elliot Johnson both with a bat in their hands in key situations

Fuck Maddon

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by sternfan1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

On pace to lose 162

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eilliot was hosed

I don’t think he failed in the least

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by FreeZorilla on Apr 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

gonna be fun/painful. hope sf1 bleeds from his dick after all his masturbating this wknd

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can he be happy when OHW is doing so well?

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Apr 2, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to tell if the Rays are that bad or if the O's are just that good

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Apr 2, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Only a week
SPTimesRays Marc Topkin
#Rays Longoria said he expects to be out no more than a week due to sore oblique. Doesn’t think it’s bad.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Apr 2, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd Kalas

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "I’ve just got tact and an English degree."

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 2, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Starting off 0-2, I see the DL in his future.

Can’t go 24 man for a week, IMO. Rays take no chance and have him re-injure himself by coming back to soon and missing a month.

by budman3 on Apr 2, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Such as?

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Apr 2, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahahahahahaha

I hope they asked how good it felt not to K twice in one game this time around too.

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on Apr 2, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heater:
Like his car and AK47, this season is gone. I was optimistic, but you add his DL stint to the offensive performance we all just saw…well, at least they are crushing my hopes in the earliest possible part of the season. 2011=2006&2007. :(

by BaconBits on Apr 2, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

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