Carl Crawford - .0 HRs. 166 wOBA. 2 SBs. 032 ISO. Ouch.

Carlos Pena - 0 HRs. .024 ISO. 33.3 K%. .283 wOBA ($10 million salary HA) Awful. 

Jason Bartlett - .000 ISO. .242 wOBA. No bueno, but a 11.5 UZR!?

Matt Garza - 0-2 6.37 ERA, but 1.19 FIP and 12.05 K/9. OK. Also a solid start today (9 Ks, 0 ER)

Rafael Soriano - 7.04 ERA, 3.46 FIP, 5.87 BB/9, 7.04 K/9. Shirt tucked in.

Dan Wheeler - 11.37 ERA, 5.59 FIP, 2.84 HR/9. Eeks.

Lance Cormier - 11.57 ERA, 6.07 FIP, 5.14 BB/9, 1.29 HR/9

Grant Balfour - 4.26 ERA, 4.65 FIP, 8.53 K/9, 4.26 BB/9. Meh.

Chad Qualls - 1.17 ERA, 3.46 FIP, 66.7 GB%. Not bad for Chad.

Joaquin Benoit - 1.17 ERA, 2.55 FIP, 5.87 K/9, 1.17 BB/9. Solid, but not worth his salary!

Dioner Navarro - .833 OPS, 2 SB (!!), on pace for 162 RBIs.... in AAA. Now rehabbing. Fail.

Randy Choate - Whatever.

Willy Aybar - MIA.