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Photoshop/Caption Contest: The Legend of Sam Fuld, Duh

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Hath there been a legend more amazing that that of Sam Fuld? Nay. Surely nay.

Yonder photo-graph comes to us from the @RaysRepublic Twitter account. In it we see our season's savior and Lord of Left Field, the Indeed Samuel Fuld. He hath snared and cradled many a lining drive and flying ball, and appears to have grown weary of earth and elected to part from it.

Before he slips through yon clouds into the wonder of the heavens, yea, let us have one Shoptiontest in his honor, commending and commemorating his majesty with supposed quotes that doth make us har-har and stupendous light refractions that doth make him appear, perhaps, riding Paula Deen riding a cat.

Rules of thine contest follow a pattern of such design:

  1. Magnify Samuel Fuld.
  2. Desecrate thine enemy, yonder Red Sox and Yankees.
  3. Recommend with stars and green hues the entry which doth match your greatest delight.

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@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Apr 25, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Best caption ever

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Apr 25, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This writing style reminds me of one of the best lines from Stepbrothers, delivered by Rob Riggle
I don’t know what it is…
…but I wanna deliver one of these
right in your suck hole.

@SandyKazmir Die or Ride, You Decide

by Sandy Kazmir on Apr 25, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions  

"Faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "how bout Fergs at nest home stand..SuperCyberMan?"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 25, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

......

“No Superman, how many times do I have to tell you….you take off like this…”

by Blue or CONKZILLA on Apr 25, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "how bout Fergs at nest home stand..SuperCyberMan?"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 25, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"Bang!"

Diamond Dallas Page reference right there.

by Ben Tumbling on Apr 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT reply actions  

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