Photoshop/Caption Contest: The Legend of Sam Fuld, Duh
by BWoodrum on Apr 25, 2011 8:00 AM EDT
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Hath there been a legend more amazing that that of Sam Fuld? Nay. Surely nay.
Yonder photo-graph comes to us from the @RaysRepublic Twitter account. In it we see our season's savior and Lord of Left Field, the Indeed Samuel Fuld. He hath snared and cradled many a lining drive and flying ball, and appears to have grown weary of earth and elected to part from it.
Before he slips through yon clouds into the wonder of the heavens, yea, let us have one Shoptiontest in his honor, commending and commemorating his majesty with supposed quotes that doth make us har-har and stupendous light refractions that doth make him appear, perhaps, riding Paula Deen riding a cat.
Rules of thine contest follow a pattern of such design:
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Off speed left handed pitching may be his kryptonite
Yesterday he looked a bit overmatched by Romero and his off speed pitches. Hopefully it was more a function of Romero being nasty rather than a trend.
by Raysballfan on Apr 25, 2011 8:48 AM EDT reply actions 12 recs
"If Woodrum throws out another late caption contest as filler, I swear I am going to take the padding off the wall and drive into it......oh that didn't take long."
"I have a formula for excitability actually." - RJ Anderson
by ReasonableDoubt on Apr 25, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This writing style reminds me of one of the best lines from Stepbrothers, delivered by Rob Riggle
I don’t know what it is…
…but I wanna deliver one of these
right in your suck hole.
@SandyKazmir Die or Ride, You Decide
"Faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "how bout Fergs at nest home stand..SuperCyberMan?"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 25, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
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“No Superman, how many times do I have to tell you….you take off like this…”
by Blue or CONKZILLA on Apr 25, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "how bout Fergs at nest home stand..SuperCyberMan?"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on Apr 25, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sam Fuld shows how he would fly to work in the morning if he didn't save it for the highlight reels.
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
The reason the Bolts scored 8 the other day....
@staplemaniac
by staplemaniac on Apr 25, 2011 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Magnifying him would make the image WAY too large
@staplemaniac
by staplemaniac on Apr 25, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
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"It's our money," owner Arte Moreno said.
by 44FAN on Apr 25, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
'so she was between us, and Evan reached up like this for a double high-five, and we were both like Eiffel Tower bro!'
@RealNolenBailey
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