Former Rays sweetheart Fernando Perez and present Rays backup quarterback Elliot Johnson exchange a magnificent -- if not wildly mysterious -- text message conversation.
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I think the translation might be:
Rabbit, wind, RABBIT! Rabbit, look away, America.
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"Conversation"
Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.
by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT
This was posted in last night's GDT. If you cared at all about this site you would know that.
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "My electrolytes are down after the workout today…I fail"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 20, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
I'm technically on vacation.
You should be grateful a ninja like me ever noticed you.
A DRaysBay and FanGraphs writer from Cubs Stats and Twitter @BradleyWoodrum
Tactless and poorly worded
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "My electrolytes are down after the workout today…I fail"
by Top Gun Numba 1 on May 20, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't blame me; blame Kanye.
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