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Baaaack back back back back... Home Run Derby Open Thread

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This thread serves almost entirely as a forum for SRQ to humblebrag about all the cool happenings at the All Star Game.  

Other topics include (but are not limited to):

- Plussin' (If you don't know, you ain't plussin')

- Male on male on male group webcam chats

- Matt Joyce sightings

- Interesting and unique ways for Chris Berman to meet his demise

- Rick Scott

- Craft beer

- Strategies on how best to clean craft beer off of a rather new couch

- Oly Bongo and his desecration of everything that is sacred and 'Merican

Star-divide

*As always, Kotch talk will not be tolerated.  

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I am not telling what I had to GIS to find that.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Jul 11, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please hit more dribbles back to the pitcher

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

dribblers

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAPI BROUGHT HIM A GATORADE LOLOLOLOL

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Recession

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think only the 420 ft HR's should count

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

One kid was aiming for the other kids ACL

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I like them cleats

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

"shoes" -Chris Berman

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a game to them, "who can blow out their knee first?".

I think Cadillac Williams was in one of these HR derbys as a good.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a kid*

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typing while listening, I type something one of these assholes just said on TV.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malm going for the golden sombrero. :(

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

A highschooler hit a ball 500 feet with a wiffle ball bat, I'm not impressed.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that Cano's lover?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Jemile Weeks should have been in this.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG BAUTISTA YESSSSS

Incoming 20 HR’s – calling it.

by DaPriceIsRight on Jul 11, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

She's not great.

I’m glad we see eye to eye here.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Jul 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you'll looking to fucking marry her? Jesus.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHE'S NOT A 10/10, I WOULDN'T DO HER

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

She has a vagina

That’s what.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

FC Tampa commercial

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Commercials for an event on July 4th, way to go FC Tampa

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuld brought his club to the park

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bautista's pitcher sucks

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Harmon Killebrew was much better.

I’d say Rod Carew was too.

But Puckett still stops Zoilo Versalles.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 11, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is BJ next year after we trade him.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, David Ortiz' smile is really lighting up this stadium

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Deezy next year right there

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Service Time'd

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, remember when players said they were gonna boycott?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahhahahaha

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahhahahaha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't wait till Josh Sale is this in 10 years

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

in this*

fuck

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is McCutch realistic for Deezy if he stays healthy? Or too much?

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

as a player, not a trade

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's healthy

Jennings can be close

PIZZA?!?

by Transplanted on Jul 11, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....
Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data, ability to repeat discredited memes, and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Also, be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor even implied. Any irrelevancies you can mention will also be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

Fuck PlayOnWords!

Boom. Outta Here.

@RyanGilliss

Also follow my Wolfpack:

@RealNolenBailey

@wtb_tampa

@ptsuttery

@sternfan10

@Josh_Frank

by Ryan Gilliss on Jul 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahhahahaha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to believe

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that Deezy can one day be on pace for like a 10 WAR season

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's apparently very very tough to hit a HR in chase field

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

420 pounds

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

69 stone

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

B Ref says 275, wiki says 285

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are MOOONSHOTS

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

SWINGOFFS

If it's lonely at the top, I'd rather be alone
cause the closest people to ya, the ones who gonna do you wrong

by 4QB on Jul 11, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi Molina throwing?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"Team Dominican Republic"

The most racist thing I’ve heard tonight

AGonz was born in Calli.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back Back

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha! That's like what Berman says!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top "80's Movie" Gun Numba 1

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Jul 11, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder is insane

I do this for free

by SRQman on Jul 11, 2011 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

YOU DON'T PUT A TEAM TOGETHER ON A COMPUTER

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Whens it coming out?

A-rod's salary? 30 Million, Evan Longoria's? 1M, god i love life as a rays fan

by RaysOfHope on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

April 20th 2069

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton could swing that bat

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

You should really be a little more articulate when you send threatening e-mails to Michele Bachmann.
Maybe if one was a bit more careful with retoric about armed revolt the loonies that support you wouldn’t go off the deep end. I am glad the left wing nuts are more amused with your ‘leadership’ rather than spew the anger you promote in your so called ‘moral’ majority. Here is hoping for a Bachmann/Palin ticket. I wonder which one will insist on being on top? By the way who would you like to protray you on Saturday Night Live? I want to see how the history books deal with you and the other tea-baggers when you destroy the republican party for 20 years? Oh well, not my problem. I would also keep a little closer tabs on the dear hubby if I were you.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do they let them speak spanish?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh
The State of Florida profited $62,968,946 from the sale of Floridians driver’s license information in the last fiscal year, a practice that has been occurring almost unknown for years.

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Jul 11, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just imagine how much money the state will bring in from RV fees at parks

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Governor Scott!!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I already cranked it to Gabe Kapler

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really care one way or another, that's why parks have janitors

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is.

It’s SO bad live.

@RealNolenBailey

by Hatfield on Jul 11, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE YANKEES WIN

THEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEE EEEEEE YANKEES WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

War Eagle

by Warde on Jul 11, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees 12, Red Sox 11

Way to break it down in important terms, Chris.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 11, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Basically.

Just throw in the Angels, Dodgers, Giants, Cubs, Cardinals, and Braves.

by Patrick L. Kennedy on Jul 11, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, why can't they talk right

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "ooooown u poop"

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Jul 11, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I know why I am, fuck it.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 11, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah

yeah i watched her first at bat and turned it off.

@dobbertweets

by blackraven on Jul 12, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I waited for her second one... it never came.

Maddon's Mission
Make you want to kill him, then make you want to love him. Sly.

by Jonah Keri on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT

by Doug09 on Jul 12, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

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