From Chik-Fil-A girl to other numerous encounters I've had with girls, I bring to the DRB community by far the worse encounter yet. Many of you will think of this as a troll; however, the best of the best posters will really be able to tell if it is or isn't.
So the other day, it was just this girl and I chillin' for most the day. We approached evening time (around 6) and she asked me if I wanted to go back to her house to hang out. I didn't have anything going on that night, so I said sure, why not. So we picked up some alcohol for ourselves and headed back to her place. We ate, 420'd a little, drank, talked, watched TV, you know, random shit people do when chillin'.
So anyways, it's starting to get later in the night and I'm already a few drinks down and operating on kind of an empty stomach. I was feelin' pretty buzzed after my 4th drink, and it wasn't even midnight yet. So there I was thinking that I might get lucky if she gets trashed enough.
About an hour later, we were both sitting next to each other and suddenly I get this terrible feeling coming over me. I was feeling sick and was also pretty fucking drowsy. I didn't puke, but there I was, passed out right around midnight. I didn't get anything out of this whole thing. I think I played it wrong, very wrong.
I bounced out of her house early next morning. FML
@BW: I know I'm the worse :(




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