Thank you Carl Crawford, for being the best sleeper cell ever.

Thank you, Orioles, for being so tenacious and sticking it to those Sox.

Thank you, Longoria, for saving the game with your defense and then winning the game for us in the 12th.

And of course, thank you Dan F***ing Johnson, for sending the Rays to their third playoff appearance in four seasons. Holy crap, get ready for this.