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GDT for ALDS Game 1: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!

Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT


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Yes, I could have gone with a reference to "The Rookie," but let's face it, Jim Morris is no Matt Moore.

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Letting the guy who killed your daddy catch your pitch, Just beautiful

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

rofl

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double Indemnity starring Josh Hamilton

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

where the fuck is everybody

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Driving home from work? In a bar?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear lord that was depressing

Classy, but depressing!

Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete

by stpetelawyer on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

OH GOOD DON ORSILLO

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

God I love his suits

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given that basketball ain't going on this year this is my only chance to see him

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

/wrists

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

www.justintv/streaming/sports

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

SORRY FOR THE DIFFICULTIES

HERE ARE SOME EPISODES OF “MY BOYS”

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Boys?

That doesn’t have Tyler Perry in it. And there’s my first and probably last post on Draysbay!

by Jacob30 on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay Jake

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with coco

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

:O

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SeanRod leading off

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE HIM FIRE HIM

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duemig hates this

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can also bunt.

So, you know, there’s that.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totes want a bunt with no one on

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's trying

but can’t seem to hold on to the remote.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year.

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG NO HITTER IN PROGRESS

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's hilarious how much worse the defense is to the right side then to the left

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he got more of that one.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That looked good off the bat

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Moore's gonna suck this inning, isn't he. -_-

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

We're facing Wilson

we dead from the start

I put the screw IN THE TUNA!

by Transplanted on Sep 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

I wouldn’t be surprised to see a walk or two. I know I wouldn’t be able to breathe in his situation. But then, I’m not a world class athlete.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vamos Los Rayas!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Man... I'd be shitting my pants if I was Moore...

2nd career start in what could be the best lineup in baseball if they get hot.

by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yarp.

Given the fact that it’s Wilson starting and we have no hope beyond his arm exploding, don’t have high hopes. Be nice to see Moore dominate a bit though

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I actually enjoy watching Wilson pitch if it’s any other team, but when it’s the Rays I almost just don’t feel like turning the TV on.

by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He dont know no better.

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its blue seat nation time

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Lick mah clit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up forever. It's his cover of the Nirvana song Man Who Sold The World

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is going on tomorrow, or are we going to do something Monday

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Sterny's going to be involved then it'll have to be up in my neck of the woods

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deep breath, AND...

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

STRIKES PLZ

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

MEET JOE BLACK HAR HARHAR

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hrm

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Note to Moore: get quicker outs

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

whaaaaaa

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Just kind of curious as to what you guys think...

But does this start indicate that they anticipate having Moore in the starting rotation next year?

by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry Angel Fan, your gm resigned

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"Sorry"

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're going to be devistated

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone tell Scott this is the Rangers, not the Yankees?

and so there’s no need to give us the Shaft-o-strike zone??

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

tony reagins resigned

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice way

of saying he was fired for the Vernon Wells debacle.

by Jacob30 on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like this umpire's strike zone is awesome.

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

nasty.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HE GONE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ill take her over Sager

Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.

by Warde on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

More of that would be nice.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

SRod: Not the best defender

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tiny arms

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly I'd take brignac for run prevention.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post diaper's picture and mom's facebook

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

weeee

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start for Moore.

Hopefully he can mow down the bottom of the lineup in fewer pitches

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly

I think best case scenario we’re looking at something like the Yankee game — 5-6 innings, pretty high pitch count, dominance.

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Josh still owe this organization something performance wise?

I would take negative contribution from him now.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

There's the quick out we're looking for

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck Martinez always sounds like someone is honking his nose

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's funny until he has a twitter account

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rumoff

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck fuck fuck fuck

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just gotta hope that rattles CJ

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Johnny

be a veteran leader!

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys, don't want to bare the bad news

but draysbay.com says the rangers have zero weaknesses

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

:O

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish you'd bear your breasts

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bare*

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you retarded?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

woops, didn't read the original post.

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

VETERAN CHECK SWING

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLWAT

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

JOHNNY NITROOOOOOOO

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wilson looking rattled

jump all over him this inning, might be our only chance

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god Elliot Johnson made the post season roster

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know who Gentry is but I like him

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't Gentry playing for defense?

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Gent

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HAY GUISE HOW ABOUT THAT TRIPLE PLAY

OH SHIT DAN JOHNSON

and so forth.

there im caught up with the season

OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i fucking left after six innings of misery wed night

mostly due to drunk college guys puking all over row Y in section 307, but also due to being down 7-0. Best early leave I ever made.

OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did too.

hangs head in shame

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow dude

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're back!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA OH WOW

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still fat

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the incentive?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two in, one on, none out

This is fun!

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost, young deezy.

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

whoo shop nice running

i could have tagged up and gotten there you sack o crap

OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

See

no need to get all hissy with our guys this early

by RedHopeful on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still a sack of crap?

Hope Shop taught you something very valuable today.

by RedHopeful on Sep 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to take a second to say lol red sox

chuckle (fat rolls jiggle) chortle

that was like the last 2 weeks of dan sileo

OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

MOM MOM MOM

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

now shop runs...

way to roll big slow.

OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Crunk.

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish I had been in vegas today instead of next weekend

Would have thrown down a few hundo on the rays in this one

by slayor on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That's just an insanely ridiculous statement.

“Matt Joyce might be their best 1st to 3rd guy.” No.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Sep 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

be happy that Buck Martinez knows who Matt Joyce *is*

“Matt Joyesh.. he’s the general manager’s son… he plays a lot of third base for this club and fills in at first from time to time…..”

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

old man yells at clowd

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Look at all these retards not using headers

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

get over yourself, big guy.

you might have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Sep 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use headers moron

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a really hard rule to follow

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Because you can click on the header and minimize it, which is the point of headers. Why are you this dumb

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're dumb because you're not a fucking crybaby?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's me.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're the scooter

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now tighten it up Moore

Moore needs less pitches.

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

(Things said by people with small penises)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

(And my lame boyfriend)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's good!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I like GB moore.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I'm talking about!

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He gone

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Starting to feel a mooregasm coming.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"It's hard for the hitters to hit!"

I guess that’s why the Rays got 3 runs.

by mint420 on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

/orders pizza

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummmm.

Wow.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

nice stuff

wonder if Rags fans are so eager to “eat him up” still?

by tampa_edski on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't being serious, you ponce.

I just wanted to use that gif.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Sep 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Work on your game

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moore getting in a groove

By the 5th, all of the women in the infield boxes will be pregnant.

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

QQQ

like KKK, but with 100% less of this

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum

by VoiceOfBC on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

When will this dumbass announcer

realize Moore is a professional pitcher. Stop calling him a rookie. The guy has been lights out so far and it ain’t because of the shadows or the pro’s never seeing him before

by Landlord on Sep 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Mr Landlord!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Landlord owns

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much did Kotch win the batting title by again?

I wanna say it was a lot.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr Kotchman was more concerned about the team coming back in a historic fashion than in individual stats

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr Vin

doesn’t understand that Mr. Kotchman cares more about the team.

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gave his heart to it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor guy hospitalized himself with anxiety.

You’re right. I’m a monster.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a war criminal

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What war?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

On moose limbs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that war.

I did some horrible things, yeah.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...he is a rookie though.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word I say every night

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

MISH!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should be honored I showed up.

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely, we don't have enough cubs fans around here

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAST I GOT A MAN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LONGO!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Longo...so hot right now

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

CLEANUP HITTER

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WE BUNT LIKE AN NL TEAM

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah buddy

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

God loves you Zoby.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Cleanup batter hitting

RAYS BASEBALL

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooot woot

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice bunt

thinking his elbow might still be sore?

by CBJones on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Action in Rangers bully

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

buntfence

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SMALE BALE

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

GO RAYS!

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

All Abroat!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more caps

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE GOIN TO THE SHIP

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In their script

right before the part about the “unlikely hero”

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erin Andrews might know...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleanup bunter

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

the jabber didn't realize he Walsh always encouraging his guys to het in base

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was also unaware he Walsh always encouraging his guys to het to base

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Text message from Puppy D (without explination)
Maggot bunt

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You gonna ban him?

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actually typed 'maggot'

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKING DAMON DFA

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

KELLY

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAN

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

W T F!!!!!

SHOPOPPPPPOACHCHCHCH

by ZBW on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa

by JSeverin on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

LOPLOLOLOLOLOL

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

GTFO

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Words....

fail me.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Pick up that option!

(Not really tho.)

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are these things called runs?

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

KELLY SHOPPACH

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

We win

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Moore bringing the run support

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoppach lives in the shadows.

He is the dark knight.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ANTPOOPER!

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to end pc noise in your honor

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a celebrity there

him and his stomach when he throws the ball back

by DavidW. on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's our thing

And it’s stupid. /cubs fan

Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter

by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp I love Kelly

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's not get carried away.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna look up his ISO for the last couple of weeks.

Has to be a fun number.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ISO was .375 over the last two weeks of the season.

5 hits, 3 HRs.

Not including today.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant SLG

.714 for the past week, not counting today

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I know.

It been a silly week.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rangers have literally no flaws

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That idiot throwing back the HR

is going to get a sore arm with shop in the lineup

by Landlord on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be funny if Hamilton went for the ball and fell to his death

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You tell em, Kotch Sr.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Momentum!

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Science

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember

Shoppach is a sack of crap though.

Scroll up to an earlier post in case u missed it.

by RedHopeful on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Moore is in-fucking-credible

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I love him so much.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nor did I

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you Matt Moore.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost just want to walk away and not watch anymore

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

#blueseatlife

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching this game through the window of an electronics store

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

TO SOON

FOR A MATT MOORE TAT?

Myeahhhh

by antpooper on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless its Dallas Braden

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Oh, you mean draft/develop, not oppo scouting)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesss.

Shields, Hellickson, Moore, Cobb… none of them were first rounders.

@ptSuttery

by Suttree on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no low strikes tonight.

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

700K's in 497 minor league IP

Not only is the number impressive but the fact on how long the Rays kept him seasoning.

by RedHopeful on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that ch really his worst pitch?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk. -_-

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess nothing outside either.

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone know what that 2-1 pitch was?

88 mph, Gameday is hilariously calling it a 4SFB, which is true only if Matt Moore threw it from second base. Some sort of cut fastball he’s playing around with? Too hard for the change, I’d think.

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

KOTCH

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

KOTCH!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

comicallyvintage racism

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

#Blueseatlife

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Looks like all the Sr Citizens in TB gave up their SSA checks to payoff the Umps!!
by awillis111 on Sep 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

God we're old and shit

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and also, apparently

attach little rocket engines to balls hit by Johnny Damon and Kelly Shoppach

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT THEN THE POORS WON'T GO THE GAMES! CONTRADICTING EHH!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angels fan here

GIVE EM HELL BOYS!!!

GO RAYS!!!

weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit

by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Congrats on whoever the fuck is your new GM

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like christmas for us right now

weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit

by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUN DEEZY RUN

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Good PA, DJ

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch #69 for a ball

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Some dumpsters don't get it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very Funny

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a pitch limit on Moore?

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

In the post season? Unlikely

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

150? I don't see him getting pulled if he's cruising

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking he's pitched 10 innings more than last year, 144/154 -

So if they want another start or long relief effort they may limit him today

by brian.only on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would presume

That the only limits now are intra-innings limits.

by sstamour on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but the Rays over the past few years have not been super concerned about that Verducci-effect stuff. They have been using long-toss programs and stuff to alter the way PC and innings limits are used

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be stupid.

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the schedule. Today, tomorrow, Monday, then when if it goes to game 4 or 5

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LOOK IT UP YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK!

-P.L. Kennedy, Esq.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think it's only off days for travel days, so break b/w 4 and 5

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tues

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thurs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
@outfieldrambler
Fernando Perez III
Matt Moore is relaxed and throwing average for him. Which is well above, above average for most other people. #ingametextfromroccointx
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Dangerous Diaper-esque move.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can't bang out 450 in under 15 minutes don't post here

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Write more post less?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're a human shit temp agency with WPM limits

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

#blueseatlife

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The comments section

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I can help.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

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Rangers fans wishing they had killed themselves on the train station

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's so good.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's #1 on the list of people I wish posted here

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beating out even The Lord

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it during commercial breaks.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic Diaper mess

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only with less trippin'.

And fewer raves, I’d imagine.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't ask people on the internet for advice.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still having RD represent you in The Hague?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Logistics issues.

Also I think he’s the type to stop in Amsterdam and forget why he came to Europe in the first place.

I’m thinking about letting LeeCaz take the case.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You only have to worry about him until his $50 stripper/hooker allowance is spent

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Niko is available. He knows about law.

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And boysex

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is RD?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss ex-lawyer

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gone

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot all about that guy.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how anybody could forget a restauraunt greeter lecturing a lawyer on law.

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"lawwyer"

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making up typos is the new posting inefficiency

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy gets it

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BJ not picking up Wilson

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Audi: "Who's the biggest possible douchebag we can get to endorse our cars?"

Marketing: “Uh, Steve Jobs!”
Audi: “Well we can’t get him, he’s died. Who’s the next biggest?”
Marketing: “Phil Jackson?”

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

When did he died?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic kericr

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"....low-rider....."

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I've moved on to big trucks on donks

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.

by kericr on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuuuck

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Who this Josh Hamilton guy?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The Widow-Maker

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impossible- the definition of stand-up, law-abiding citizen is B.J Upton.

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's this supposed to mean

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Law-abiding citizen

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watched this with the wife last night.

She jumped so bad during the cell phone bullet through the judge scene she spilled her beer.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to see some curvey things from Moore.

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Mandy Moore?

Haven’t heard from her in years!

Time to shamelessly plug my book and short story!

by witty on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

WEEEEEE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

GET OUT!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"What made you go with Shoppach"

“Basically, all our catchers are shit, so I figured ‘what the hell?’ Shop is most likely to run into one.”

by nomoredevil on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So naive

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Hambone

His mind is slowed down from all the heroin :(

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

facepalm

damn wild pitch…!

Time to shamelessly plug my book and short story!

by witty on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's nasty.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Moore

Like a boss

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Change-up'd

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So, apparently- Josh Freeman is half white.

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fo realz, his mom is white

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I mean "What the fuck? How did he not know that, and why is he bringing it up now"

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

:O, well- Im kind of slow to this stuff

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a definite top

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you watch this Three Musketeers movie you should be castrated

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

offensively stupid

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're on VERY thin ice right now

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible movie, but hilarious, and better than star trak

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butthurt EF incoming.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A likely outcome to be sure

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the shit do you people come up with the time to watch shit like this?

I mean… shit!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no job!

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah buddy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its soooooo much better than working

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck kind of language is this?

Stop trying so hard.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

See fanpost "Dear DRAYSBAY."

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The prosecution rests

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was never allowed

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one calls this place a community, just a steaming pile of shit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where filth wriggle around on the ground and yell at each other

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't let a child killer speak to me that way.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Young brown people aren't children.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just keep digging your hole deeper. I forward everything you type to the War Crimes Tribunal

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Killing innocent children is serious.

Ya think?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not children. Jesus.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch it buddy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You watch it, palie.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hand write the Geneva Convention on every roll of toilet paper I use.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your posting is having trouble adjusting to civilian life

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be sure to continue spitting on every "serviceman" I see, in the hopes of hitting you.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strong strong post

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Army Dogs aren't welcome on this website.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw. Look how riled up you are.

Who’s alt are you again?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You haven't begun to see my fury you devil dog.

I don’t think you can handle someone who can fight back, unlike those innocent children.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna say fmg, but I can't remember.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, I gots the loans to pay so I want to get a good un

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could be on the LeeCaz level of welfare and still find better things to consume my time with than GI Joe.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sincerely hope you don't breed

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, this story checks out

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAY TO FUCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET TO FUCK

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry that your taste buds are only used to licking the lichen off of the back of your fridge

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to add salt.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparrently you haven't had a Haas Avocado...

They taste like heaven, allah heaven, the one with 10 virgins.

by Rjw123 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We like to joke around and have fun here, but blasphemy is out of bounds.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This blog was founded on Judeo-Christian principles.

It doesn’t matter who’s at bat.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The mission statement of this website clearly includes a line about building the 3rd Temple

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ezekiel 40 to 42

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand, but I was going for Biblical Accuracy

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, watch yourself.

Almost nothing is off limits, but this is unacceptable.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't blaspheme

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT AN ACCEPTABLE OPINION

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is AMERICA. We have our own Avocados.

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

"Sex can be risky" lol

While penile factures are rare occurrences, they may be underreported due to the potentially embarrassing circumstances surrounding the injury, Kramer said.
Kramer cautions that, just as with sports, sex can come with risk of injury.
“If you’re having acrobatic sex…you do have to be careful,” Kramer said. “If you are doing something in a weird position or a weird situation…you do have to be careful of fracturing the penis.”

by Paul Ellis on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

all i get from this is:

You can do all kinds of freaky shit outside of marriage. “Gee whiz, ain’t that a drag.”

by CBJones on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Rangers fans:

“Only Moore is getting the calls, OMG.”

by mint420 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you want him to count to 4?

or does VP Bachmann get to come on in relief for the big numbers?

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, come November 6 next year, Perry will be counting to 538.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets fan here hoping that the Rays win this thing

__________________________________________________
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by Russ on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

GOLD GLOVE 3B

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

/testicles destroyed

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT HURT, RAYS

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Damon just hit a fucking infield single?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Error

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"goode"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just got back, and I find out the Rays are up 6-0?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope you got a screen cap of the woman wearing the abe lincoln costume behind the plate

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be if you weren't so lazy and worthless

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

#twss

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

#meatcrown

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure you've got that quote right

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much like your posting

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean...

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much like my posting

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty to be sure, but median? I think not

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a 7 WAR player in bed

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a true

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wooot!

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

_

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

KELLY SHOPPACH BITCHES

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Beast Mode: ON

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOPPACH

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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

KELLY I WILL HAVE YOUR UGLY ASS KIDS

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Was just thinking this

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE

As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.

by Buc Wild on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SHOP

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOPPACH SEZ

UR PITCHERZ SUK

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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOPPACH IS A G

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly....

Don’t you know you are ruining the narrative for all the “experts”???

Gotta tone my dislike for him…

by tampa_edski on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Now i'm hoping this isn't one of those series

Where we spend all our offense on the first game then poop the bed for the rest :(

But for now I will just sit and enjoy the soft, silky, jazz stylings of Matthew Moore

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

No

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're the worst.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAWD. BUT HE SUCKS SO MUCH!

Also I hate his face. Why does he always have look like he just smelled the shit that he just shat on himself?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Painfully white.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
@NYPost_Kernan This is why Numbers Runners GMs have trouble running teams. Shoppach hit .176 this year and has 2 HRs today. #MLB"

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly, this is why Friedman only relies on Poor Richard's Almanac

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's due!

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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

TheRayArea Rays catchers had one multi-HIT game in 2011 (and it came last week). What is going on?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

SWAMP PEOPLE

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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems false...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shiiiiiit that pitch.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah um, is that considered a slider?

Because I thought he “just” had the plus-plus curve/ch/4sfb to work with…

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many pitches Moore at?

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by Mish on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

It's what everyone wanted

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And blue seat

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL popup

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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hrm.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, he hit Gentry

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Matt Moore.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you stupid or don’t follow baseball?
They don’t have starting pitching. They just lost a world series less then a year ago because of it.

www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't see anything here

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUPPYD SPITTING THE TROOF

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suicide attempts in Boston!!

“John Henry, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, was taken off his yacht in a neck brace and was transferred to the hospital after a “minor incident” on board."

by Paul Ellis on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean O did they same thing at the train station

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he needs the counciling of a close community like ours

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd invite him to come over here and spend some time with us

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence

Francona was carted away from the Boston clubhouse after a minor incident this September.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we really seeing what Moore can do?

Awful lot of run support, he really isn’t being stressed. I’m not complaining, just wondering if the kid is really this collected. I’d guess, “yes” but really, have we seen him in a remotely tough spot?

by tampa_edski on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

dont you think

22yo, 2nd ML start, 1st game of the playoffs isnt a tough spot?

by OneTonneBaby on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not for Matt Moore

Make him carry Sam Fuld in an oversized snugli on the mound and do a shot of Jagermeister after every strikeout if you want a challenge

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He kept them off the board in the first inning even though the Rays didn't score.

I’d say that’s enough for now. Yeah, one inning, but you can’t fault him for the Rays scoring.

by mint420 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is.

Seriously, having met him…this kid is the most awesome guy ever

by sstamour on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hawt.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope he doesn't cut his hair without your permission this time. I notice you've been soured on Jaso

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this score holds...

The Rangers have never won a game at home in the playoffs. #justsaying

by mint420 on Sep 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually...

I think it’s just the ALDS. That’s what I heard the other day anyways.

by mint420 on Sep 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it isn't true

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's right

I believe they said earlier that they were 3-9. It’s still the worst in MLB though.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on...

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT THIS BUM

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't walk him!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ Hamilton bunting

The only guy who’s hitting Moore

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good bunt Hamilton

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Its the smart play in an 8 run game

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to bunt with Hamilton down 8 runs

that’s ok with me

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the hell tells Josh Hamilton to bunt?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

This was the fucking MVP last year, Washington

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LONGO!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

LONGO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Nifty!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

E'lol

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

JENNINGS

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

god the rangers look like shit

it’s almost like they melt down vs good pitchers and don’t have cliff lee

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY DID I LAUGH

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at you two becoming best friends...

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hai vin :3

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best offense in the league!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

wont them

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Ron Washington for telling Hamilton to bunt

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Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You bastards better win it all.

Even though your thread is full of jersey shore .gifs.

Facepalm.

Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.

by RexTookMyStash on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

_

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oic

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be terrible being a Rangers fan today

Hamilton bunt is a head-scratcher for sure after the double…

by brian.only on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Beeeej

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEJ

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ IS ON FIYAH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

When will the Sheeple get it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feldman?

No. Not really.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw Longo struck out

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

_

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is feldman.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

GET OFF MY MOUND

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the dead one?

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

So I guess the guy pitching for the Rangers ain’t him.

Or is he….

by nomoredevil on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get thee to a train station.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was one of the 69 people that came over in the texiera trade?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Merlin Olson and Sam Beam's bastard child

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they're so vintage!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
@msimonespn: Josh Hamilton: set record for biggest deficit when credited with postseason sac bunt (prev: H. Wagner, M. Morris)

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by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It's eight runs

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can't let off the crippling depression now.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The terrorists have won

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Jimmy Fallon so much.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get the reference.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Write about the tale of Cain and Abel

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

thin ice

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

crossfromweeds.jpeg

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Vin could help you.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

450 words about the correlation between childhood violence and Brother's Grimm fairy tales wouldn't be that hard.

Especially if you replace all the children in the stories with mexican islamics.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Brother's Grimm"

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you Matt Moore.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cute face and I'd smash.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

RED SEAT NATION!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moore looks like he does nothing at all

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Cruz wears the worst looking shades ever

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

How crazy would Moore be

if he had a slider?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He does?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Puppy-D

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

weALREADYknow

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol moore going 8. Pitching > Hitting Always

god im tired of the Rangers dick sucking on this site

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Please don't talk that way about the Rangers

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see no discernible weakness

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

well did

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dhazebay

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No weaknesses.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Z takin care of bidness!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one listens to you.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should murder him and then shout "hands up".

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good idea!

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Lets pass on everyone else cause I just signed Jack Cust to DH." - Jackie Z (1845-2012)

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're gonna rip Moore apart

they eat lefties.

Odd, seems like they hit everyone. Team BA was .282, and they hit lefties .283. What’s the difference?

by tampa_edski on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

[ Removes cap, removes scalp, removes frontal and parietal bones, removes frontal lobe ]

A 22 yr old in a bandbox vs. the best hitting team in the majors: 7in, 2h, 0r, 2b, 6k.

Lets not even throw in that its the playoffs…

by brian.only on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The Atlanta Braves would like a word with you

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are the Atlanta Braves?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are your referring to the team that won its division for like 15 straight years based on its pitching?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I was referring to the lack to WS wins for all those playoff appearances. I know, I know. Commence the berating now

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoff wins = crapshoot

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

speed never takes a day off

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an awesome trap, I can't wait to see who springs it

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

bullshit

Shields’s ERA was above 5 for the month of july this year and he’s been a full blown ace

by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's just so hittable

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will admit

I would relish 15 chances at a crapshoot. I take it back, I take it back.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Pitching is 30% of baseball, hitting is 50%

by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hundred percent chance this game gets to be a save situation at least when the bullpen gets in

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It's going to suck.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, does Moore go for ROY next year?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he goes back to AAA and called up in september

don’t want to risk paying him anymore then we have to

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

dign ding ding

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's something going on over by the Rays dugout apparently

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crackers

the Rangers are getting Gamma Crush’d right now.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS Broadcasters at this point:

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

100%

Have you seen the roster?

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

EN from Athletics Nation, dropping by to give your team a


                            Standing Ovation!!!!!!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is so perfect.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO AWESOME

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYBODY ON AN HAVING AN ANIME ORGY?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANIME

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a quote from an AN member

a particularly polymorphous one, at that!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey Kotchman looks so awkward when he swings

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, thank you TBS

I’d gone two whole hours without hearing about the Yankees

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I was pissed off that they interrupted promo talk for Big Bang Theory with this yankee shit

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

deezy!

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

FINALLY

//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle

by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Jenning please get hot again

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

DJ breaks his 0fer infinity streak

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Edwin Jackson is a mofo genius!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He will never win but he helps other teams win

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
Joe Smith
An apparently frustrated – and bored – Rangers fan stole an Astro figurine (Price’s dog) off the top of Rays dugout. He was escorted out.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're known for blue seats, swamps, and rednecks

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alligators, old people

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad drivers

appearances in news of the wierd

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, we only ironically have the elderly

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just plain hangings

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He missed the giveaway

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steal a base Jennings

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, almost.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I just watched ESPN's predictable front page video on Francona being out.

Who woulda thought he drove a murdered out Escalade on black 23s?

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by drewtLtL on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys remember reading that headline in the Tampa Observer?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes in, game over

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is amazing

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SONNY!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Gomes Russell and Ramos I think

by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

(2)

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean that bullshit trade that cost us the team MVP for some shitty relief pitchers?

Yeah.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If so

he better win team mvp at some point. Like for like.

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck, what will orlando ray do tomorrow?

Tonight is his last night to legally love who he really loves

www.dhazebay.com

by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today is the last day that you can legally fuck an animal in Florida. At the stroke of midnight on October 1st, the Sunshine State’s new anti-bestiality law goes into effec

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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still too many

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever it takes to defend my property and family

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THESE SWAMP PEOPLE PERSECUTING OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY"RE DIFFERENT

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus died that we may have opposeable thumbs

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at this retarded liberal's fundamental misunderstanding of the bible

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a republican

I’m right and you’re wrong. Deal with it.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No you aren't

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I am. I've changed parties.

democrat terrorist socialist morans don’t know what’s up.

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. gross.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rino

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact. DRB is all PUMAs

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The monkey using a frog is in good shape though.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love her.

Would smash. Then fall asleep counting her freckles.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll pray for you.

i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT

I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT

by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emergency DraysBay meetup?

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

meatup

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a beef with my spelling?

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

welp

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rookie

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeash

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will crawl back under my rock now

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pun-t

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

whaaaaa?

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit!

Listen to the TBS guy laying down some knowledge on building a bullpen.

I’m impressed.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And then the other one talks about the Yankees being able to afford a risk like signing Colon to a $900K contract.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was dead fetus.

The hell did they inject his arm with? I can’t remember.

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the line in moneyball

“the yankees are paying you 3.5 million to play against them”

by TREX1024 on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gone

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LONGO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's the blonde?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamie Maggio

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Only Hamilton got hits in this game.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

And he also bunted

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, seriously

The Rays could have started Matt Moore, Kelly Shoppach, and 8 players from Pinellas Middle School for the blind and won this game.

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird, Game 1 of the ALDS last year was on the 15th of October

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm trying to remember if there was a reason for this

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH duh

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WBC was last year right?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it wasn't.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, it was ALCS i was looking at

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LONGO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol

Rangers’ only game highlight is a double.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, RISP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

How is their bullpen?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expensive

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Borderline anime

but I like it ;)

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

really, really good

fortunately: not able to score 8 runs

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We haven't actually seen their bullpen yet

Just two starters who have been moved to the pen for the series

by NY Tyler on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol at Shoppach's first home run highlight

That Rangers fan caught the ball and threw it back onto the field as if he was a baseball player.

(I didn’t watch the game earlier, BTW.)

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god, really?!?!?!?

That’s amazing! hahahah!

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

such a sour dobber

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

U Sour

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

INFIELD SINGLE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

SO GUYS, THE RANGERS HAVE SUPPOSEDLY GOOD INFIELD DEFENSE

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

no weaknesses.

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is Sandy when you need him?

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Kelly

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I would seriously cry with happiness

if Kelly Shoppach made it on to a list with Babe Ruth, George Brett, and Reggie Jackson.

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Shoppach

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe the fan was removed and beaten

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verizon, FTL

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

There data plans suck

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their*

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

*thur

I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)

by Vin on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deeyah

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wade Davis IN!

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wade Davis?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I just want to point out that LSB right now is amazing
Epic rally?
by jleefilled on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
 
Rays win expectancy at 99%
by LSJ on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
 
Odds slightly better than being eaten by a shark.

by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Her clothes aren't the only thing that's sari

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I knocked it out of the park with this one, you guys)

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woof

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?!

Pitch #5 to Hamilton was waaaaaaaaaaay off.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost over

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo, this Matt Moore guy is pretty good

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"

by 4QB on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They gone

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WIN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That was

relaxing
satisfying
enjoyable

How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?

by Deepdoodle on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Adios

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"

†††If you love Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!†††

by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

the "powerful" rangers

vs the “cheap” rays

@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy

by blackraven on Sep 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WEEEE

#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan

by P Brady on Sep 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Two words

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Illuminati supporter

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just found the image

on Google Images.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So there are only 4 highlights for the whole game?

I’m going to guess there’ll be 14 for the NY/DET game

by brian.only on Sep 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter warming up in the dugout

/highlight

I do this for free.
#FREESANDY

by SRQman on Sep 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done Rays


                                             Keep on shining, 10 more wins!!!!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

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