GDT for ALDS Game 1: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!
Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT
Yes, I could have gone with a reference to "The Rookie," but let's face it, Jim Morris is no Matt Moore.
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Putting this on loop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCqweL6u8w
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
i need to get around downloading that album
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF1hCDupK-o&feature=related
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
Evil will always triumph
because Good is dumb.
Heard this on jim rome yesterday, Thought I would share...
“War Evan “The Meat” Longoria to stroke it all the way to the playofss." -Drunk Lady
Letting the guy who killed your daddy catch your pitch, Just beautiful
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
Double Indemnity starring Josh Hamilton
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Driving home from work? In a bar?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
dear lord that was depressing
Classy, but depressing!
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OH GOOD DON ORSILLO
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions
Given that basketball ain't going on this year this is my only chance to see him
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Post season stats add to the total?
by kapaafire on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
But if there had been a one-game play in, that would have
Since it would be technically part of the regular season
NEVER
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
SORRY FOR THE DIFFICULTIES
HERE ARE SOME EPISODES OF “MY BOYS”
Ain’t it something, we're born to hula.
My Boys?
That doesn’t have Tyler Perry in it. And there’s my first and probably last post on Draysbay!
with Don Orsillo and Buck F'n Martinez calling the game?
That’d be doing us a favor.
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
you misspelled 'of' there
and I assume you’re referring to the Rangers?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
should be scared for texas
Regressing to the mean streets of St. Pete
by stpetelawyer on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I also don't like our chances in this series.
But we’re here dammit!
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year.
I can't wait for Buck Martinez
to announce that “Evan Lon-JOR-ia” is at bat. And I cringe for humanity as to how he’s going to pronounce “Sean Rodriguez.”
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I like giving DJ a break from that pressure personally...
And the bottom of the lineup needed an infusion of upside.
by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
SeanRod leading off
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
I HATE HIM FIRE HIM
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Totes want a bunt with no one on
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
He's trying
but can’t seem to hold on to the remote.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year.
It's hilarious how much worse the defense is to the right side then to the left
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
Curve
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
I thought he got more of that one.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
We're facing Wilson
we dead from the start
I put the screw IN THE TUNA!
by Transplanted on Sep 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably
I wouldn’t be surprised to see a walk or two. I know I wouldn’t be able to breathe in his situation. But then, I’m not a world class athlete.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Vamos Los Rayas!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Man... I'd be shitting my pants if I was Moore...
2nd career start in what could be the best lineup in baseball if they get hot.
Yarp.
Given the fact that it’s Wilson starting and we have no hope beyond his arm exploding, don’t have high hopes. Be nice to see Moore dominate a bit though
Yeah...
I actually enjoy watching Wilson pitch if it’s any other team, but when it’s the Rays I almost just don’t feel like turning the TV on.
by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Lick mah clit
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up forever. It's his cover of the Nirvana song Man Who Sold The World
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What is going on tomorrow, or are we going to do something Monday
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If Sterny's going to be involved then it'll have to be up in my neck of the woods
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
Note to Moore: get quicker outs
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
He's getting the high strike
and that’s going to make him real tough
Just kind of curious as to what you guys think...
But does this start indicate that they anticipate having Moore in the starting rotation next year?
catcher moved his glove from the outside to the inside
lots of times don’t get that call
Sorry Angel Fan, your gm resigned
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
They're going to be devistated
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
can someone tell Scott this is the Rangers, not the Yankees?
and so there’s no need to give us the Shaft-o-strike zone??
Looks like this umpire's strike zone is awesome.
I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
HE GONE
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
SRod: Not the best defender
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Post diaper's picture and mom's facebook
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
First inning should be half the battle
All about getting comfortable
honestly
I think best case scenario we’re looking at something like the Yankee game — 5-6 innings, pretty high pitch count, dominance.
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't Josh still owe this organization something performance wise?
I would take negative contribution from him now.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
There's the quick out we're looking for
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
gonna bitch about the strike zone already
Andrus should have been rung up on 3 pitches, instead it was 2-1.
Whoever that blue is, better be as tight with Wilson.
it's all about missing spots
especially that first fb that moore yanked. if shoppach is set up there it’s probably a strike.
people who cannot identify pitches
1. Don Orsillo
Buck Martinez always sounds like someone is honking his nose
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
It's funny until he has a twitter account
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
rumoff
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
Just gotta hope that rattles CJ
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
Come on Johnny
be a veteran leader!
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Guys, don't want to bare the bad news
but draysbay.com says the rangers have zero weaknesses
www.dhazebay.com
I wish you'd bear your breasts
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you retarded?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
JOHNNY NITROOOOOOOO
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
Thank god Elliot Johnson made the post season roster
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know who Gentry is but I like him
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
HAY GUISE HOW ABOUT THAT TRIPLE PLAY
OH SHIT DAN JOHNSON
and so forth.
there im caught up with the season
OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 1 recs
by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i fucking left after six innings of misery wed night
mostly due to drunk college guys puking all over row Y in section 307, but also due to being down 7-0. Best early leave I ever made.
OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 1 recs
by HAHAHA OH WOW on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Still fat
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the incentive?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Two in, one on, none out
This is fun!

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
whoo shop nice running
i could have tagged up and gotten there you sack o crap
OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 1 recs
This has been a good long inning for CJ
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
I just want to take a second to say lol red sox
chuckle (fat rolls jiggle) chortle
that was like the last 2 weeks of dan sileo
OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 1 recs
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
now shop runs...
way to roll big slow.
OH FUCK YES YOU FUCKING MANBEAST FUCK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
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Wish I had been in vegas today instead of next weekend
Would have thrown down a few hundo on the rays in this one
WHAT IS THIS!?!? RAYS SCORING RUNS EARLY???
"I have to return some videotapes."
by TallahasseeJagFan on Sep 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
That's just an insanely ridiculous statement.
“Matt Joyce might be their best 1st to 3rd guy.” No.
@ptSuttery
That's like a Jason Bartlett comment.
JUST BECAUSE HE’S GOOD AT SOMETHING DOESN’T MEAN YOU NEED TO EXAGGERATE.
@ptSuttery
be happy that Buck Martinez knows who Matt Joyce *is*
“Matt Joyesh.. he’s the general manager’s son… he plays a lot of third base for this club and fills in at first from time to time…..”
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
old man yells at clowd
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Look at all these retards not using headers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
Use headers moron
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a really hard rule to follow
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's not over in 2 minutes. So there's that.
@ptSuttery
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
Because you can click on the header and minimize it, which is the point of headers. Why are you this dumb
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You're dumb because you're not a fucking crybaby?

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You're the scooter
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Now tighten it up Moore
Moore needs less pitches.
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
(Things said by people with small penises)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
(And my lame boyfriend)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm talking about!
"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
Napoli? More like CRAPoli! Amirite?!?!
by downtownres on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
oh, I'm glad that's not just me
it’s perfectly normal to have these feelings, right?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He gone
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
"It's hard for the hitters to hit!"
I guess that’s why the Rays got 3 runs.
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
8 pitch inning, 26 pc thru 2
HE’S GOING NINE
No
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Work on your game
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Moore getting in a groove
By the 5th, all of the women in the infield boxes will be pregnant.
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
QQQ
like KKK, but with 100% less of this

"Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, you've gotta have a friend in Jesus." -Norm Greenbaum
i despise the word clutch but if there is a player you could convince me actually is
he’d be on the very short list
When will this dumbass announcer
realize Moore is a professional pitcher. Stop calling him a rookie. The guy has been lights out so far and it ain’t because of the shadows or the pro’s never seeing him before
Hey Mr Landlord!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
How much did Kotch win the batting title by again?
I wanna say it was a lot.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Mr Kotchman was more concerned about the team coming back in a historic fashion than in individual stats
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr Vin
doesn’t understand that Mr. Kotchman cares more about the team.
I do this for free.
#FREESANDY
Gave his heart to it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor guy hospitalized himself with anxiety.
You’re right. I’m a monster.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
And a war criminal
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
What war?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
On moose limbs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, that war.
I did some horrible things, yeah.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
...he is a rookie though.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
it's a special camera they haul out
for any game not involving the Red Sox, Yankees, or Phillies
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Word I say every night
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MISH!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
You should be honored I showed up.
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Absolutely, we don't have enough cubs fans around here
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
LEAST I GOT A MAN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Man
I have a feeling BJ is going to walk away 0-5 with 5ks, but hopefully he at least works some counts
At this point I just beej to foul as many pitches as possible.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
that was a good AB
plus, we’ve got postseason BJ
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Longo...so hot right now
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I just want to point out
that our friends over at Camden Chat have their own Rays GDT up
WE BUNT LIKE AN NL TEAM
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Yeah buddy
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God loves you Zoby.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Cleanup batter hitting
RAYS BASEBALL
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
Action in Rangers bully
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
SMALE BALE
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
All Abroat!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
WE GOIN TO THE SHIP
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
In their script
right before the part about the “unlikely hero”
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Erin Andrews might know...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Cleanup bunter
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
the jabber didn't realize he Walsh always encouraging his guys to het in base
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I was also unaware he Walsh always encouraging his guys to het to base
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
Text message from Puppy D (without explination)
Maggot bunt
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He actually typed 'maggot'
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCKING DAMON DFA
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
KELLY
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAN
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
REDEMPTION
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." ~Frank Zappa
GTFO
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Ladies and gentlemen, your ALDS MVP
Kelly Shoppach
Pick up that option!
(Not really tho.)
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
What are these things called runs?
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
We win
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
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Moore bringing the run support
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
That wasn't even a bad pitch
Damn the ball is flying
Shoppach lives in the shadows.
He is the dark knight.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
ANTPOOPER!
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to end pc noise in your honor
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a celebrity there
him and his stomach when he throws the ball back
That's our thing
And it’s stupid. /cubs fan
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Let's not get carried away.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna look up his ISO for the last couple of weeks.
Has to be a fun number.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
ISO was .375 over the last two weeks of the season.
5 hits, 3 HRs.
Not including today.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I meant SLG
.714 for the past week, not counting today
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I know.
It been a silly week.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
The rangers have literally no flaws
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That idiot throwing back the HR
is going to get a sore arm with shop in the lineup
It would be funny if Hamilton went for the ball and fell to his death
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You tell em, Kotch Sr.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Momentum!
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Science
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Moore is in-fucking-credible
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I love him so much.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I almost just want to walk away and not watch anymore
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
#blueseatlife
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
no toppah, #blueseatlife is sitting in a barnes and nobles listening to espn radio, at least you guys get home anchors :(
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching this game through the window of an electronics store
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless its Dallas Braden
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
(Oh, you mean draft/develop, not oppo scouting)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Every single one of those pitches was down in the zone
(Except for that one.)
700K's in 497 minor league IP
Not only is the number impressive but the fact on how long the Rays kept him seasoning.
that is what we call "command"
Webster’s can add this graph to their dictionary. (They still make dictionaries, right?)
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone know what that 2-1 pitch was?
88 mph, Gameday is hilariously calling it a 4SFB, which is true only if Matt Moore threw it from second base. Some sort of cut fastball he’s playing around with? Too hard for the change, I’d think.
KOTCH
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
comicallyvintage racism
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
#Blueseatlife
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
.
Looks like all the Sr Citizens in TB gave up their SSA checks to payoff the Umps!!
by awillis111 on Sep 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
looks like texas fans whine like a little bitch
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
God we're old and shit
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
and also, apparently
attach little rocket engines to balls hit by Johnny Damon and Kelly Shoppach
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT THEN THE POORS WON'T GO THE GAMES! CONTRADICTING EHH!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Angels fan here
GIVE EM HELL BOYS!!!
GO RAYS!!!
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Congrats on whoever the fuck is your new GM
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
with our old GM that was completely possible
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
its like christmas for us right now
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I can only imagine
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you reall Weaver's son?
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i meant Jered Weaver
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
true
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
weaver's illegitimate son...although i am pretty legit
by weaver_is_my_daddy on Sep 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Good PA, DJ
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RAYS ARE LIKE AN NL TEAM
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Some dumpsters don't get it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Very Funny
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
In the post season? Unlikely
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
150? I don't see him getting pulled if he's cruising
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking he's pitched 10 innings more than last year, 144/154 -
So if they want another start or long relief effort they may limit him today
Maybe, but the Rays over the past few years have not been super concerned about that Verducci-effect stuff. They have been using long-toss programs and stuff to alter the way PC and innings limits are used
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be stupid.
I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
Whats the schedule. Today, tomorrow, Monday, then when if it goes to game 4 or 5
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
LOOK IT UP YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK!
-P.L. Kennedy, Esq.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
RIP
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Think it's only off days for travel days, so break b/w 4 and 5
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Tues
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Thurs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
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@outfieldrambler
Fernando Perez III
Matt Moore is relaxed and throwing average for him. Which is well above, above average for most other people. #ingametextfromroccointx
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
its due at 1145 tonight, and its only 450 words, its an exit class so bs writing lol
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can't bang out 450 in under 15 minutes don't post here
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Write more post less?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We're a human shit temp agency with WPM limits
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can do it lol, did it last week. Just feelin lazy and wanting to enjoy post season baseball
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
#blueseatlife
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The comments section
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I can help.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Rangers fans wishing they had killed themselves on the train station
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so good.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He's #1 on the list of people I wish posted here
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Beating out even The Lord
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Classic Diaper mess
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Only with less trippin'.
And fewer raves, I’d imagine.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Don't ask people on the internet for advice.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Still having RD represent you in The Hague?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Logistics issues.
Also I think he’s the type to stop in Amsterdam and forget why he came to Europe in the first place.
I’m thinking about letting LeeCaz take the case.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
You only have to worry about him until his $50 stripper/hooker allowance is spent
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard Niko is available. He knows about law.
I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
And boysex
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss ex-lawyer
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
He gone
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot all about that guy.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I don't know how anybody could forget a restauraunt greeter lecturing a lawyer on law.
I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
"lawwyer"
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Making up typos is the new posting inefficiency
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy gets it
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
BJ not picking up Wilson
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Audi: "Who's the biggest possible douchebag we can get to endorse our cars?"
Marketing: “Uh, Steve Jobs!”
Audi: “Well we can’t get him, he’s died. Who’s the next biggest?”
Marketing: “Phil Jackson?”
I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
Classic kericr
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
"....low-rider....."
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I've moved on to big trucks on donks

I don't always think of epic collapses, but when I do, I prefer the 2011 Red Sox and Braves. Stay salty my friends.
I guess we know how much advertisements on TBS cost during a nationally-televised Rays game
not exactly the Superbowl here
Who this Josh Hamilton guy?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
The Widow-Maker
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Impossible- the definition of stand-up, law-abiding citizen is B.J Upton.
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
What's this supposed to mean
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Law-abiding citizen

"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Watched this with the wife last night.
She jumped so bad during the cell phone bullet through the judge scene she spilled her beer.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
i want to see some curvey things from Moore.
//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle
hahahaha
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
GET OUT!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
"What made you go with Shoppach"
“Basically, all our catchers are shit, so I figured ‘what the hell?’ Shop is most likely to run into one.”
by nomoredevil on Sep 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So naive
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man that's a real game changer right there
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
Matt Moore
Like a boss
Rays/Cubs - ObstructedView.net - @Manu_P_Mishra on Twitter
Change-up'd
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
hummm
‘Broken penis’: Karma for cheating husbands?
Extramarital affairs break hearts — and fracture parts
moore rattled by the opening double
down 6 runs, a lead off double is a “promising start” according to the TBD douchnozzle.
they seem so sad that Tampa Bay can be winning
So, apparently- Josh Freeman is half white.
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
What the fuck
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Fo realz, his mom is white
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
No I mean "What the fuck? How did he not know that, and why is he bringing it up now"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
:O, well- Im kind of slow to this stuff
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
He's a definite top
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
If you watch this Three Musketeers movie you should be castrated
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
offensively stupid
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You're on VERY thin ice right now
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrible movie, but hilarious, and better than star trak
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
A likely outcome to be sure
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Where the shit do you people come up with the time to watch shit like this?
I mean… shit!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I have no job!
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah buddy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Its soooooo much better than working
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
meh, I gots the loans to pay so I want to get a good un
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck kind of language is this?
Stop trying so hard.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
See fanpost "Dear DRAYSBAY."
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
The prosecution rests
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i spoke my mind, its not allowed anymore?
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It was never allowed
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
then there is no point calling this place a community then.
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No one calls this place a community, just a steaming pile of shit
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Where filth wriggle around on the ground and yell at each other
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't let a child killer speak to me that way.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Young brown people aren't children.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Just keep digging your hole deeper. I forward everything you type to the War Crimes Tribunal
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Killing innocent children is serious.
Ya think?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not children. Jesus.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Watch it buddy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You watch it, palie.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I hand write the Geneva Convention on every roll of toilet paper I use.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Your posting is having trouble adjusting to civilian life
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be sure to continue spitting on every "serviceman" I see, in the hopes of hitting you.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Strong strong post
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw. Look how riled up you are.
Who’s alt are you again?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
You haven't begun to see my fury you devil dog.
I don’t think you can handle someone who can fight back, unlike those innocent children.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna say fmg, but I can't remember.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
meh, I gots the loans to pay so I want to get a good un
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I could be on the LeeCaz level of welfare and still find better things to consume my time with than GI Joe.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Probably on the same level as Tran5mormer5 will be.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
I was pleasantly surprised at the movie premiere of it
by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I sincerely hope you don't breed
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Only with my sister
I like to keep it in the family
by Snarfalicious on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, this story checks out
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Man that's 3 legit plus plus pitches
As a full time Royals fan, can you please trade us James Shields after this season? It’s not like you guys need him <3
Billy Butler, Danny Duffy, and Wil Myers
and it’s a deal
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
woof
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Same.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
STAY TO FUCK
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
GET TO FUCK
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry that your taste buds are only used to licking the lichen off of the back of your fridge
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Got to add salt.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparrently you haven't had a Haas Avocado...
They taste like heaven, allah heaven, the one with 10 virgins.
We like to joke around and have fun here, but blasphemy is out of bounds.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
particularly when Zobrist is at the plate
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
This blog was founded on Judeo-Christian principles.
It doesn’t matter who’s at bat.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The mission statement of this website clearly includes a line about building the 3rd Temple
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ezekiel 40 to 42
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
(I was going for the Samuel L. Jackson speech from Pulp Fiction)
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand, but I was going for Biblical Accuracy
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit, watch yourself.
Almost nothing is off limits, but this is unacceptable.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't blaspheme
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT AN ACCEPTABLE OPINION
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"Sex can be risky" lol
While penile factures are rare occurrences, they may be underreported due to the potentially embarrassing circumstances surrounding the injury, Kramer said.
Kramer cautions that, just as with sports, sex can come with risk of injury.
“If you’re having acrobatic sex…you do have to be careful,” Kramer said. “If you are doing something in a weird position or a weird situation…you do have to be careful of fracturing the penis.”
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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
all i get from this is:
You can do all kinds of freaky shit outside of marriage. “Gee whiz, ain’t that a drag.”
Lame
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I dont know how terrible umpires get to call playoff games.
I just don’t get it. Don’t even get me started on Country Joe
Rangers fans:
“Only Moore is getting the calls, OMG.”
president perry should be calling this game!
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
you want him to count to 4?
or does VP Bachmann get to come on in relief for the big numbers?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, come November 6 next year, Perry will be counting to 538.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets fan here hoping that the Rays win this thing
__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
The strike zone has been inconsistent
But it’s gone both ways. Let’s not bitch about it guys
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
GOLD GLOVE 3B
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
MAKE IT HURT, RAYS
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Error
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
"goode"
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I just got back, and I find out the Rays are up 6-0?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I remember that the Rangers fans said they would hammer Moore
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
the rangers have no weaknesses
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
(the rangers still have garbage SP)
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you got a screen cap of the woman wearing the abe lincoln costume behind the plate
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be if you weren't so lazy and worthless
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
#twss
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
#meatcrown
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure you've got that quote right
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Much like your posting
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean...
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Much like my posting
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty to be sure, but median? I think not
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a 7 WAR player in bed
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a true
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Kelly Shoppach, I would have had your ugly fucking kids if you kept that fair.
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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Literally more important than going to the playoff game on monday
Anyone that goes to MNF instead of baseball should be banned
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
OMG OMG OMG
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SHOPPACH
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
KELLY I WILL HAVE YOUR UGLY ASS KIDS
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Was just thinking this
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Hahaha
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
DOUBLE SHOP
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
SHOPPACH SEZ
UR PITCHERZ SUK
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
SHOPPACH IS A G
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
They won't let you in without pants
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's going to be like 95. I'm not wearing pants.
ROBOT.
by SandalsNoPants on Sep 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Go nude
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be sporting Longoria gear
The gf will be Baldelli
ROBOT.
by SandalsNoPants on Sep 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I met his cousin once at Blockbuster when I worked at one of those stores back in 2006.
SHE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM. And he does not look like a chick. Exciting day for me, nonetheless.
ROBOT.
by SandalsNoPants on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats more improbable, Wed night? Or Shoppach hitting 2 HRs in same game
As you can always expect come from behind victory is when you least expect it.
Wed night was 278 million to 1
so… Shoppach?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly....
Don’t you know you are ruining the narrative for all the “experts”???
Gotta tone my dislike for him…
Now i'm hoping this isn't one of those series
Where we spend all our offense on the first game then poop the bed for the rest :(
But for now I will just sit and enjoy the soft, silky, jazz stylings of Matthew Moore
No
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ive said it many times over this season. Shoppach is the best catcher in our system
www.dhazebay.com
You're the worst.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
no, the people that complain about kotchman all year are the worst
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
GAWD. BUT HE SUCKS SO MUCH!
Also I hate his face. Why does he always have look like he just smelled the shit that he just shat on himself?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Painfully white.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
Over the Monster -- SB Nation's Resident Red Sox Site
USG
by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Without checking, I'd guess this game is better than any month of the season for Shoppach.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I can't bag on his years in Cleveland?
who are you, Carlos Baerga?
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
KELLY SHOPPACH
1 RBI in August
3 RBI in September
5 RBI today.
by ZBW on Sep 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Similar to Price last year?
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@NYPost_Kernan This is why Numbers Runners GMs have trouble running teams. Shoppach hit .176 this year and has 2 HRs today. #MLB"
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Exactly, this is why Friedman only relies on Poor Richard's Almanac
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He's due!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
TheRayArea Rays catchers had one multi-HIT game in 2011 (and it came last week). What is going on?
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
SWAMP PEOPLE
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That seems false...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Yeah um, is that considered a slider?
Because I thought he “just” had the plus-plus curve/ch/4sfb to work with…
How many pitches Moore at?
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It's what everyone wanted
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And blue seat
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
not a wannabe ace like price
move him to the bp plz
www.dhazebay.com
by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL popup
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Aw, he hit Gentry
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
Had to pause to help my wife bring in the groceries
But lemme point out that I called Shop for ALDS MVP before the game started.
h/t me
Are you stupid or don’t follow baseball?
They don’t have starting pitching. They just lost a world series less then a year ago because of it.
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 AM PDT reply actions
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I don't see anything here
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Moore has done enough...
I know the bullpen had a meltdown during the Yankees game, but I’d like to keep Moore as fresh as possible.
Suicide attempts in Boston!!
“John Henry, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, was taken off his yacht in a neck brace and was transferred to the hospital after a “minor incident” on board."
Sean O did they same thing at the train station
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He wishes he had the guts to finish the job.
ROBOT.
by SandalsNoPants on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he needs the counciling of a close community like ours
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
After my accidental FUCK THE SOXXXXXXXXX post that was seriously meant for DRB
I won’t be able to give him the help he needs!
ROBOT.
by SandalsNoPants on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd invite him to come over here and spend some time with us
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What a coincidence
Francona was carted away from the Boston clubhouse after a minor incident this September.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Are we really seeing what Moore can do?
Awful lot of run support, he really isn’t being stressed. I’m not complaining, just wondering if the kid is really this collected. I’d guess, “yes” but really, have we seen him in a remotely tough spot?
dont you think
22yo, 2nd ML start, 1st game of the playoffs isnt a tough spot?
by OneTonneBaby on Sep 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
not for Matt Moore
Make him carry Sam Fuld in an oversized snugli on the mound and do a shot of Jagermeister after every strikeout if you want a challenge
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He kept them off the board in the first inning even though the Rays didn't score.
I’d say that’s enough for now. Yeah, one inning, but you can’t fault him for the Rays scoring.
hawt.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hope he doesn't cut his hair without your permission this time. I notice you've been soured on Jaso
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If this score holds...
The Rangers have never won a game at home in the playoffs. #justsaying
that doesn't seem true
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
it doesn't have to be true
it just has to be plausible
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually...
I think it’s just the ALDS. That’s what I heard the other day anyways.
Because it isn't true
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that's right
I believe they said earlier that they were 3-9. It’s still the worst in MLB though.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
I have literally never seen Matt Moore not smile
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Ump must feel sorry for the Rangers now
Because the past 3 innings have just been every call going their way
Don't walk him!
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
and there's a 4-pitch
3-1 count for Andrus
Its the smart play in an 8 run game
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want to bunt with Hamilton down 8 runs
that’s ok with me
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Who the hell tells Josh Hamilton to bunt?
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
This was the fucking MVP last year, Washington
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you think anyone bothered to tell Hamilton the score?
[insert cocaine joke here]
LONGO
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
E'lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
JENNINGS
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
god the rangers look like shit
it’s almost like they melt down vs good pitchers and don’t have cliff lee
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
because it was so sudden lol nothing you could do
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at you two becoming best friends...
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
So jealous.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Best offense in the league!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
wont them a ton last year
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
wont them
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you Ron Washington for telling Hamilton to bunt
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
Easy inning despite leadoff walk.
Impressive bunt by Hamilton.
"This team mashes left handed pitching."
“I predict a rout.”
I'm stunned that the announcers haven't said a single WTF-ish comment about the Hamilton bunt
Come on, that’s the definition of bonehead moves
Buck was in the middle of story
Guess he didn’t want to mess up the flow with, you know, points about the game and all
You bastards better win it all.
Even though your thread is full of jersey shore .gifs.
Facepalm.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
oic

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be terrible being a Rangers fan today
Hamilton bunt is a head-scratcher for sure after the double…
probably trying to bunt down the third base line
guessing there was a shift
but still, idiotic
BJ IS ON FIYAH
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
Thanks
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
When will the Sheeple get it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
hey guys. Wow, Matt Moore is the real deal. Good call starting him
The Savior has come, and he is glorious. #63
hurf durf
of course it was
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the roster on the official site is current.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Aw Longo struck out
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
MVP
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY MOUND
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that the dead one?
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Get thee to a train station.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he was one of the 69 people that came over in the texiera trade?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Merlin Olson and Sam Beam's bastard child
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
But they're so vintage!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
.
@msimonespn: Josh Hamilton: set record for biggest deficit when credited with postseason sac bunt (prev: H. Wagner, M. Morris)
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
It's eight runs
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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
im booing god bless america
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The terrorists have won
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by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Jimmy Fallon so much.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I don't get the reference.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Write about the tale of Cain and Abel
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
thin ice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
don't look at me dude, its in the syllabus
by PreachITBrotha on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
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I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
crossfromweeds.jpeg
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I think Vin could help you.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
450 words about the correlation between childhood violence and Brother's Grimm fairy tales wouldn't be that hard.
Especially if you replace all the children in the stories with mexican islamics.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
"Brother's Grimm"
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Cute face and I'd smash.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
RED SEAT NATION!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Moore looks like he does nothing at all
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Cruz wears the worst looking shades ever
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
"Moore did nothing but face a Yankees AAA lineup!"
-Yankees and Rangers fans.
How crazy would Moore be
if he had a slider?
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
He does?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Ok, Puppy-D
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
weALREADYknow
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
is it me or does cruz always seem to have a bum leg
But Lt. Dan you ain’t got no legs
how great were they last year
lol cody ross
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lol moore going 8. Pitching > Hitting Always
god im tired of the Rangers dick sucking on this site
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Please don't talk that way about the Rangers
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
oh sorry, I forgot how great they are
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
their starters have great stats!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I see no discernible weakness
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
well did
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Dhazebay
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
how dare you question their starters stats just because they faced chone figgins a shit ton of times!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Jack Z takin care of bidness!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
No one listens to you.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Maybe you should murder him and then shout "hands up".
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Good idea!
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
jack cust is a hard out okay!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"Lets pass on everyone else cause I just signed Jack Cust to DH." - Jackie Z (1845-2012)
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
they're gonna rip Moore apart
they eat lefties.
Odd, seems like they hit everyone. Team BA was .282, and they hit lefties .283. What’s the difference?
they have "no known weaknesses"
the Rangers and Optimus Prime
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
[ Removes cap, removes scalp, removes frontal and parietal bones, removes frontal lobe ]
A 22 yr old in a bandbox vs. the best hitting team in the majors: 7in, 2h, 0r, 2b, 6k.
Lets not even throw in that its the playoffs…
pitching > hitting
always
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Atlanta Braves would like a word with you
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
oh they have good pitchers? That's news to me
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are the Atlanta Braves?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Are your referring to the team that won its division for like 15 straight years based on its pitching?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
I was referring to the lack to WS wins for all those playoff appearances. I know, I know. Commence the berating now
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Playoff wins = crapshoot
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
hitters get hot and cold, good pitching, stays good pitching
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget
speed never takes a day off
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
This is an awesome trap, I can't wait to see who springs it
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
never apologize for being a green seat!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
bullshit
Shields’s ERA was above 5 for the month of july this year and he’s been a full blown ace
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I will admit
I would relish 15 chances at a crapshoot. I take it back, I take it back.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
No
Pitching is 30% of baseball, hitting is 50%
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I think most of us Rays fans are not THAT surprised
we know what this kid is gonna be. just being asked of him a little quickly.
he was available this midseason in a keeper league??
can I join??
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh hamilton has the only 2 hits
They are 1 guy away from being no hit
Hundred percent chance this game gets to be a save situation at least when the bullpen gets in
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
So, does Moore go for ROY next year?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
MVP
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
no, he goes back to AAA and called up in september
don’t want to risk paying him anymore then we have to
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
dign ding ding
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There's something going on over by the Rays dugout apparently
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
Holy crackers
the Rangers are getting Gamma Crush’d right now.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
100%
Have you seen the roster?
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
EN from Athletics Nation, dropping by to give your team a
Standing Ovation!!!!!!
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
SO AWESOME
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
that's some anime in your sig?
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYBODY ON AN HAVING AN ANIME ORGY?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
BANIME
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a quote from an AN member
a particularly polymorphous one, at that!
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Casey Kotchman looks so awkward when he swings
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
ah, thank you TBS
I’d gone two whole hours without hearing about the Yankees
I was pissed off that they interrupted promo talk for Big Bang Theory with this yankee shit
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Jenning please get hot again
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
He made some good contact today and had a walk.
Hopefully, this is a sign of things to come.
Edwin Jackson is a mofo genius!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
He will never win but he helps other teams win
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
.
Joe Smith
An apparently frustrated – and bored – Rangers fan stole an Astro figurine (Price’s dog) off the top of Rays dugout. He was escorted out.
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
Haha
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a state known for it's class
much like florida
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
We're known for blue seats, swamps, and rednecks
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Alligators, old people
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
bad drivers
appearances in news of the wierd
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
That too
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
we are listing ironic things not real ones
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, we only ironically have the elderly
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
And just plain hangings
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He missed the giveaway
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Steal a base Jennings
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I just watched ESPN's predictable front page video on Francona being out.
Who woulda thought he drove a murdered out Escalade on black 23s?
//shop: somedaythead.storenvy.com //twitter: @drewrolle
Guys remember reading that headline in the Tampa Observer?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
Gomes in, game over
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
.

The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This is amazing
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
SONNY!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Not on the roster
Real shocker there
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Gomes Russell and Ramos I think
by benderbrodriguez on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
(2)
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean that bullshit trade that cost us the team MVP for some shitty relief pitchers?
Yeah.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
If so
he better win team mvp at some point. Like for like.
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
.

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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Fuck, what will orlando ray do tomorrow?
Tonight is his last night to legally love who he really loves
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What?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Today is the last day that you can legally fuck an animal in Florida. At the stroke of midnight on October 1st, the Sunshine State’s new anti-bestiality law goes into effec
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Still too many
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you can own a squirt gun in Largo again
Really what else do you need?
Whatever it takes to defend my property and family
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK THESE SWAMP PEOPLE PERSECUTING OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY"RE DIFFERENT
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
rick scott hates your alternative lifestyle choice
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
tell that to the bible smart guy
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus died that we may have opposeable thumbs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at this retarded liberal's fundamental misunderstanding of the bible
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
No you aren't
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes I am. I've changed parties.
democrat terrorist socialist morans don’t know what’s up.
@dobbertweets
#FreeSandy
Haha. gross.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Rino
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact. DRB is all PUMAs
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ha
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The monkey using a frog is in good shape though.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Actually it say you are obligated to try and get your sister in law preggers after your brother dies
Ding ding ding
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll pray for you.
i support casual racism
by Boddington on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally wish I had killed myself on the train station after I got laid off
by Sean O on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT
I want a goddamned criminal investigation.
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by Ben Buchanan on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT
by internet commenter on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
meatup
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have a beef with my spelling?
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Rookie
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
yeash
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I will crawl back under my rock now
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Pun-t
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit!
Listen to the TBS guy laying down some knowledge on building a bullpen.
I’m impressed.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
And then the other one talks about the Yankees being able to afford a risk like signing Colon to a $900K contract.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
I thought it was dead fetus.
The hell did they inject his arm with? I can’t remember.
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
i love the line in moneyball
“the yankees are paying you 3.5 million to play against them”
He gone
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
STFD
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
LONGO
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Who's the blonde?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Jamie Maggio
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
SHe showed up with Longo
That’s why only one hit
Wow
Only Hamilton got hits in this game.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
And he also bunted
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
so, seriously
The Rays could have started Matt Moore, Kelly Shoppach, and 8 players from Pinellas Middle School for the blind and won this game.
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird, Game 1 of the ALDS last year was on the 15th of October
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
that seems absurdly far into october
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to remember if there was a reason for this
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
OH duh
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WBC was last year right?
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No it wasn't.
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The season started earlier and I think the All Star break was shorter...
Dunno how that can shave off 15 days though.
Welp, it was ALCS i was looking at
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
LONGO
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Lol
Rangers’ only game highlight is a double.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Oh, RISP
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Expensive
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
really, really good
fortunately: not able to score 8 runs
by AndrewTorrez on Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
We haven't actually seen their bullpen yet
Just two starters who have been moved to the pen for the series
let's sign CC instead of vic martinez
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Surely a speed player who's been complaining about his legs won't decline rapidly!
#FreeSandy #FreeDaveH #FreeHatsOff #SuckFternfan
and who needs masterson when i have dice-k!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol at Shoppach's first home run highlight
That Rangers fan caught the ball and threw it back onto the field as if he was a baseball player.
(I didn’t watch the game earlier, BTW.)
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
such a sour dobber
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
U Sour
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
INFIELD SINGLE
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
SO GUYS, THE RANGERS HAVE SUPPOSEDLY GOOD INFIELD DEFENSE
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Where is Sandy when you need him?
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
it's just as good as it was last year!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than Longo
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I would seriously cry with happiness
if Kelly Shoppach made it on to a list with Babe Ruth, George Brett, and Reggie Jackson.
"Both hits belong tp Josh Hamilton who singled and doubled."
Then layed down a sac bunt like a pro.
Poor Shoppach
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
I believe the fan was removed and beaten
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
stop wasting tax payer dollars by cluttering up jails!
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by putupyourDUKES on Sep 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Verizon, FTL
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
There data plans suck
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Their*
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
*thur
I'll make out with a guy if he knocks it in
by Jason Collette on Jun 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT
(Kotchman knocked it in)
Deeyah
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wade Davis IN!
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Wade Davis?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I just want to point out that LSB right now is amazing
Epic rally?
by jleefilled on Sep 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
Rays win expectancy at 99%
by LSJ on Sep 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Odds slightly better than being eaten by a shark.
Her clothes aren't the only thing that's sari
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
(I knocked it out of the park with this one, you guys)
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Woof
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
Oh, well, he's 16-5
Why bother showing up tomorrow?
WTF?!
Pitch #5 to Hamilton was waaaaaaaaaaay off.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Yo, this Matt Moore guy is pretty good
"Well, if you guessin' it's me, you guessed correctly
I just stay with a stallion, you would swear I was an equestrian
I hit her with that pipe, call that Nancy Kerrigan
Stay on the greenest greens, call us vegetarians
You be on that minor league, but we smoke professionally"
They gone
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
WIN
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
That was
relaxing
satisfying
enjoyable
How many games and runs should we spot the competition next year?
Adios
The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "not since they nerfed sunfire capes"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Sep 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
I just found the image
on Google Images.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
So there are only 4 highlights for the whole game?
I’m going to guess there’ll be 14 for the NY/DET game
Well done Rays

Keep on shining, 10 more wins!!!!
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
Postgame thread:
http://www.draysbay.com/2011/9/30/2461253/matt-moore-does-matt-moore-things
http://www.draysbay.com/2011/9/30/2461253/matt-moore-does-matt-moore-things
http://www.draysbay.com/2011/9/30/2461253/matt-moore-does-matt-moore-things
Damn, this thread is massive.
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by Steve Slowinski on Sep 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions

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