Apparently the Rays are giving away "Zim Bears" at one game this year. I....umm, yeah. No words.
Find a full give-away list here.
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Steve Slowinski
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The attendance suppression conspiracy theory has just been confirmed.
by Passionate Apathy on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
was it just the Zim Bear or was it the...
repetitive “Cheer Sticks”, the Joe Maddon Sunglasses, or the always classy TBD Bobblehead that confirmed the theory? also it becomes a little less “collectable” if you have 8 collectable t-shirt days…
Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
by James Westfall on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
it was just the Zim Bear
Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
by James Westfall on Feb 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't furry posts a ban-worthy offense around here?
That's Montgomery Clift, honey
by ramedy on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Why is a pic of orlandorays on the front page?
Use the force, Lueke
by nomoredevil on Feb 22, 2012 12:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I predict half the people will show up to the game than normaly would vs. the A's
joeybw, on why he was banned for half a day:
"Might of been grammar I keep getting that "would have" thing wrong
Not on purpose, mods, wish it was….."
Classic.
Why does Zobie always get left off the give away list?
A bible give away to the first 10000 sinners?
Free Baptism in the rays tank?
by BossmanJunior333 on Feb 22, 2012 1:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Zorilla Gorilla
You are banned from Over the Monster.
You are banned from Minor League Ball.
Absolutely and totally unnecessary to pick on Marisa. You're gone.
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The caller said the boy, after removing the bulb from its socket, left the building and threw the bulb on the ground. When the bulb broke, the caller said the boy screamed "David v. Golliath arbitration hearing
small jew versus the giant"
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by Top Gun Numba 1 on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/posts basically same comment on OTTOTD.com and Draysbay.com
WOULD HAVE WOULD HAVE
If you lived closer I would have kicked the snot out of you by now
Matt Moore. That is all.
by joeybw
Should post to the Ledger.
You are banned from Over the Monster.
You are banned from Minor League Ball.
Absolutely and totally unnecessary to pick on Marisa. You're gone.
and RaysIndex
WOULD HAVE WOULD HAVE
If you lived closer I would have kicked the snot out of you by now
Matt Moore. That is all.
by joeybw
over and over again
Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
by James Westfall on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Maddon
It’s Zim – it’s cuddly, it’s warm, it’s cute. It’s something you definitely don’t want to take to bed with you.
I don’t want my 2-year-old putting that in the crib – that could be life-altering right there. … I think it’s more appropriate on a grown-up’s desk.
/cries himself to sleep while holding Zim Bear
WOULD HAVE WOULD HAVE
If you lived closer I would have kicked the snot out of you by now
Matt Moore. That is all.
by joeybw
where is Pedro Martinez when you need him?
Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Here he is

In case anyone wants to put Zim in other awkward scenarios:


I got away from the one thing that kept me on the straight and narrow, and that was my relationship with the Lord
by Sandy Kazmir on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here you go

I got away from the one thing that kept me on the straight and narrow, and that was my relationship with the Lord
by Sandy Kazmir on Feb 22, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's all down hill from here Noley cakes, it's been a good run
I got away from the one thing that kept me on the straight and narrow, and that was my relationship with the Lord
by Sandy Kazmir on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, this needs to be a contest. Stat.
I’ll see if I can throw this together for tomorrow morning.
I love Casey Fossum. Now try and take me seriously.
Follow @steveslow
by Steve Slowinski on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
I have a question...
should you ever get the Zim Bear wet or feed it after midnight?
Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.























