"Prior to this season, Fernando Rodney was your least-favorite pitcher in your favorite team's bullpen. He didn't make enough of the pitches he threw, and he always seemed to teeter on the edge of disaster, if he didn't actually fall down. Now, Rodney is your favorite pitcher in your favorite team's bullpen. He doesn't get hit. He doesn't put people on. He makes people miss, he ends games, and he shoots an invisible arrow at the sky while the first baseman asks him where the arrow's going." -- Jeff Sullivan