Let's be honest here: The Rays have eked out a solid ERA from Archer, but this is not a matchup that really favors Tampa Bay.
And leave it to the Rays PR department to aid an actor / borderline-supermodel in distress:
@KimDeJesus9 Central Cafe & Organics is only a mile from Tropicana Field in downtown St. Pete. We also know where to get orange juice...— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) August 23, 2013
@KimDeJesus9 We're excited to have you and David join us! We know you've had a stressful month... FYI, the beach is only 15 minutes away.— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) August 23, 2013
@RaysBaseball AH Thank you so much for the warm welcome! Thats SO NICE!! Your getting me all excited! :) I have an obsession with the beach!— Kim DeJesus (@KimDeJesus9) August 23, 2013
A hearty thanks to Gentleman Extraordinaire / Kim DeJesus stalker Daniel Russell for passing along this conversation.