PREPARE YOUR BODIES FOR THE MEDIA ONSLAUGHT.
"Rays Attendance Embarrasses Playoff Team"
"No Fans? No Problem: Sensational Baseball Team Plays in Empty Stadium"
"St. Petersburg has No Sense Shame and Their Children are Below Average"
"Rays, Orioles Hear Echos in Pivotal MLB Game"
"PROVED: New York is the Greatest City on Earth and so is Boston"
"Can Florida Handle Professional Sports?"
"People in the South are Dumb, Don't Go to Pro Sporting Events"
"The Tampa Bay Area? How About: Burn in Hell"
"Why are There Absolutely No Rays Fans Anywhere?"
"It's Time for the Montreal Rays to Become Reality"
"Are People in Florida the Poorest People on Earth? New Study Says: 'Maybe'"
"Tampa Bay Rays Attendance Catwalks"