But Mary stood without at The Trop weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into The Trop,
And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of the starting pitcher had lain.
And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my starting pitchers, and I know not where they have laid them.
And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Cesar Ramos standing, and knew not that it was a starter.
Ramos saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the mop-up guy, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne a starter hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will throw him every fifth day.
Ramos saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Lanzador; which is to say, Pitcher.
Ramos saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to the rotation: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my slot, which was your slot.
Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen a starting pitcher, and that he had spoken these things unto her.
My Easter dinner is about to start, so this little bit of blasphemy will need to stand in for a proper recap. However the game ends up, nice job Cesar Ramos. Whomsoever believeth in him shall not give up hope on the season quite yet.
Whatever the outcome of this game, happy Easter, everyone. Be well.