Rays vs. Yankees, game four "recap:" Easter edition

Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Ramos threw well, but I'm not going to be around to write up the rest of the game, so I'm scheduling this during the eighth inning.

But Mary stood without at The Trop weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, and looked into The Trop,

And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of the starting pitcher had lain.

And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my starting pitchers, and I know not where they have laid them.

And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Cesar Ramos standing, and knew not that it was a starter.

Ramos saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the mop-up guy, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne a starter hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will throw him every fifth day.

Ramos saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Lanzador; which is to say, Pitcher.

Ramos saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to the rotation: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my slot, which was your slot.

Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen a starting pitcher, and that he had spoken these things unto her.

My Easter dinner is about to start, so this little bit of blasphemy will need to stand in for a proper recap. However the game ends up, nice job Cesar Ramos. Whomsoever believeth in him shall not give up hope on the season quite yet.


Source: FanGraphs

Whatever the outcome of this game, happy Easter, everyone. Be well.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join DRaysBay

You must be a member of DRaysBay to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at DRaysBay. You should read them.

Join DRaysBay

You must be a member of DRaysBay to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at DRaysBay. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9351_tracker