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Travis Sarandos
`Which Member of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is Each Team in the AL East: My Column`
which team named after a bird has to be sweet dee?
Nicolas Stellini
Danny DeVito is the Red Sox
Danny Russell.
Wikipedia time!
Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds (Season 2-present) - Frank is the legal father of twins Dennis and Sweet Dee, and may be the biological father of [spoiler]. He used to be a successful businessman with a long history of illegal operations and dealings with sordid characters, but chose to abandon that life and redeem himself after leaving his money-grabbing, cheating wife. He has since embraced his "feral" nature and describes himself as "fringe class." He now shares a tiny, filthy studio apartment with Charlie, where they share a pullout couch.
Definitely Red Sox
Andrew Mearns
Yankees are Dennis, that's pretty easy
Kevin Ruprecht
who's the WILD CARD
Andrew Mearns
Rays
Travis Sarandos
yeah i think the rays are charlie
Andrew Mearns
kinda works with Charlie kinda being homeless too
Danny Russell
Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly - Charlie was the co-owner at Paddy's Pub, but traded all his stocks for "goods and services", half a sandwich, and other unnamed reasons... Charlie does most of the dirty work (referred to as "Charlie Work") at the pub, is borderline illiterate, an alcoholic and substance abuser and is often seen huffing glue/paint. He suffers from deep psychological problems, and lives in squalor. Charlie has extreme anger issues and often screams to get his point across. He also has a severely unhealthy obsession with "The Waitress", who finds Charlie repulsive and shows no interest in him. He is also, however, the most compassionate and moral member of "The Gang".
Yup, Rays
Travis Sarandos
with the home runs they hit, are the blue jays mac? they're definitely tacking on mass
Danny Russell
Rob McElhenney as Ronald "Mac" McDonald - Mac is a co-owner of Paddy's Pub. He is Charlie Kelly's childhood friend and Dennis' high school friend and later roommate. The son of a convicted felon, Mac is frequently trying to demonstrate his toughness and refers to himself as the "sheriff of Paddy's." He also often brags about his hand-to-hand combat skills, although he typically flees any type of physical confrontation.
Confirmed, Blue Jays
Andrew Mearns
that's what I was going to say
leaving the O's as Sweet Dee
Travis Sarandos
so then the orioles are sweet dee, which you know, birds
Danny Russell
the blonde - yes
Sweet Dee dreams of becoming an actress, although she lacks any apparent talent and occasionally suffers from debilitating stage fright
Andrew Mearns
yep
Danny Russell
COMPLETE - good job everyone
Andrew Mearns
come back baseball