Thank you Tim Marchman.

*FACEPALM*

Pedro Powell Clubhouse Danceoff in Montgomery H/T Stacey Long

STUPID BABIES NEED THE MOST ATTENTION
(i blame the beer)

AAA outfielder Josh Womack demonstrates his crazy bat skills at Long Beach Armada 2009 Training Camp. Womack's ability to swing the bat around and catch it again are only surpassed the his sharp wit. After he realized camp had stopped down to watch him, pitcher Jose Lima yelled out "nice pants!" to which Womack replies "Nice face." ZING! Should be a great season.

Wade Boggs is an idiot.

So do you think better mechanics can bring back THIS Kazmir? (fast forward to 1:35 to see the best parts). If so... Shields, Price, Garza and fixed Kazmir. (shaking head)

Tommy Joseph's power. It's real, and it's outstanding (fast forward to the ~2:30 mark to see him crush balls at The Trop.)

I'm guessing:
Best case scenario - Ryan Doumit
Most likely scenario - Ryan Garko
Worst case scenario - Matthew LeCroy

A furry gift as I head down for the game today.

Bowling Green was no hit last night, here's a clip of Martin Perez versus Tim Beckham.