Nobody told us there would be celebrities at the Rays' fan fest later this month, and it turns out there won't be:

That's from Will Carroll's Under The Knife column today. I'm just ribbing Will of course, he does some great work on injuries and his books are pretty much must reads. I won't be able to make it to the occasion this year, but I'd encourage everyone to go out and support the team. Oh and tell Will hi, I'm sure he'd appreciate it if a ton of people noticed him.