It has been a while since I've inflicted baseball haiku on anyone. Appropriate since Nomo pitched last night, that ends today with a review of everyone's performance in last night's game.
Lou was not at fault
The right decisons were made
the team is to blame
Hernandez stays put
while Nomo gives up six
Do your job next time
Of Japanese things
Nomo's pitching may even be
worse than my haikus
McClung has no chance
Majors not the place for him
Bad pictures of Lou?
Chad can pitch quite well
Maybe we should get six more
Throw out the others
Fifteen million
can't buy some patience for Carl
Maybe should bat ninth
Lugo does nothing
could have been help on defense
but needs longer arms
No homer Travis
Fields like a gold glove shortstop
hits like one as well
Power like The Hulk
Too busy attacking flies
Josh goes oh for three
Greatest Ray ever
Huff hits the ball hard but fails
Maybe a good sign
The two single man
Cantu scores the one Ray run
Thanks Kielty's bad route
Sanchez muffs a catch
All part of his master plan
Gets assist at home
Slow as a grandma
Toby gets a hit last night
More than others did
The ladies' heartthrob
Mr. Green didn't do it
at bat or in Clue
Perez faces Dan
He's a platoon player but
still shows up Crawford
Hollins plays defense
in place of Huff; maybe he
should have hit for him
Feel free to heckle me if I got the syllables wrong anywhere.