Per List Indiaro via XM MLB Chat:
* "El equipment (team) of Tampa is behind Juan Uribe to give him short stop... Uribe would be in the market on the part of the Average White (White Sox), that acquired to the Colombian Trimming Goatherd (Orlando Cabrera)....Hoy is free day in the Dominican ball, but tomorrow the Aguilas and Licey in Santo Domingo... Also will play Sunday, in Santiago"...
I ran the article through a different translation service hoping to clear things up a bit, but instead I got this:
The team of matted Hair is behind Juan Uribe to give him the shorts stop sign. ..Uribe would be in the market on the part of the White Averages, that acquired Al Colombian Edging Goatherd
Team of matted hair? Edging Goatherd? I love this game.