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Carlos Ruiz is Annoying and I Dislike Him

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Carlos Ruiz had a .620 OPS in 320 regular season at-bats.

Carlos Ruiz has a .625 OBP in 5 World Series at-bats.

All I know about Ruiz is that he's patient, had a crappy BABIP, and a GIS brings back five photos of non-Phillies players before one picture of Ruiz. There used to be a boxer named John Ruiz who went by the nickname "The Quiet Man", I can only hope Carlos gets muted heading forward in this series.