From the great Will Carroll's latest offering:
Someone suggested to me this week that Dodgers prospect Clayton Kershaw should be nicknamed "Kid K." That's just bad mojo, given how Kerry Wood did while saddled with the name
Oh brother, we've been had by the nickname Gods. Quick, someone get me a live chicken, I'll sacrifice the Cannizaro nicknames (Czar, Candy Man, ect.) for the good of the team!