This just in from the terrible pun department:
- Shields didn't have his best stuff today, and the umpire did no favors.
- Umpires hate us.
- Roy Halladay is good.
- Jason hammel is not a 9th inning pitcher.
- Chadford is the kind of pitcher who can't afford an error.
- Jay Pee Howell should have 0 ER, but barajas just hit a good pitch.