What does history think of the Rays clinching a playoff spot?
WHERE AM I?
Hello Gabe.
MY NAME IS GABRIEL JORDAN GROSS BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME GABRAHAM!
I am well aware, hence why I said your name.
IS THAT A TOP HAT?
Yes, but I brought you here to talk about your nickna...
CAN I HAVE IT?
No. Now listen here, is Gabraham mocking me?
WHO ARE YOU?
I am Abraham Lincoln.
WHO?
What do you mean who? Don't you know what I did?
NO.
You cannot be serious.
CAN I HAVE YOUR HAT?
No! What have you ever done to earn a top hat anyways? I taught myself how to read and write by candlelight, you can't top that.
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
What?
I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.
I...I have been defeated.
HAT PLEASE.
As you wish, spare my life please.
Top hat for top cat ya dig