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What does history think of the Rays clinching a playoff spot?

Ph_408212_mediumWHERE AM I?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumHello Gabe.

Ph_408212_mediumMY NAME IS GABRIEL JORDAN GROSS BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME GABRAHAM!

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI am well aware, hence why I said your name.

Ph_408212_mediumIS THAT A TOP HAT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumYes, but I brought you here to talk about your nickna...

Ph_408212_mediumCAN I HAVE IT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumNo. Now listen here, is Gabraham mocking me?

Ph_408212_mediumWHO ARE YOU?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI am Abraham Lincoln.

Ph_408212_mediumWHO?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumWhat do you mean who? Don't you know what I did?

Ph_408212_mediumNO.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumYou cannot be serious.

Ph_408212_mediumCAN I HAVE YOUR HAT?

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumNo! What have you ever done to earn a top hat anyways? I taught myself how to read and write by candlelight, you can't top that.

Ph_408212_mediumI HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumWhat?

Ph_408212_medium I HELPED THE DEVIL RAYS CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumI...I have been defeated.

Ph_408212_mediumHAT PLEASE.

Abraham-lincoln-picture_mediumAs you wish, spare my life please.

Ph_434442_mediumTop hat for top cat ya dig