Things we know about Bobby Abreu:
- Poor fielder
- Only one of the "big three" to not suffer a poor season recently.
- Declining walk and strikeout rates the past two seasons.
- Historically high BABIPs. That's fine, because he still hits the hell out of the ball, more than 20% line drives every season since 2002.
- Excellent plate discipline
- Doesn't pop Red Bulls or answer doors naked.