Nothing of substance follows the jump. This really isn't the same without J.P. I know man, the new guy doesn't even talk, he just sits there. Dude pass the chips at least. See, this is why we need J.P., he knows the rules. He's like, the ruler. Only he doesn't have little marks on him for inches and centimeters. All their afflictions come from us, we hear. And what of their own failings? Greed and folly double the suffering in the lot of man. Yeah like we should totally switch to the metric system. Uni-ca-tion, am I right? Oh man, did you hear Nando dislocated his wrist and is out for three months? FUCK.