Because starting pitchers aren't allowed to win "player" awards, right?
I hate to be heavy-handed with things like this, but really, if you don't think the team MVP(P) isn't one of the two listed options, then I have no idea what you are looking at. Zobrist and Longoria hit well, fielded well, didn't let anything dumb they did off the field take them out of games, and neither made much money.
Anyhow, have at it.