'Shop/Caption Contest: Carl's Golden Glove

Let's take some time -- before he signs with some lame non-Rays team -- to again honor the Great Carl Crawford. This year, the MLB manager and coaches finally awoke from their Torii Hunter-stupor and gave the award to a deserving player. Let's congratulate ol' Carl for finally getting the respect long overdue him, and let's do so in fashion: A Photoshop/Caption contest!

Rules are simple: Make the above photo hilarious/awesome via Photoshop or via inserting words into peoples' mouths. Bonus consideration for: (a) GIFs because they are awesome, (b) anti-Yankees/Sox humor, and (c) scatological humor.

And remember! Vote for the best captions and or 'shops via the rec tool. The most rec'd, most green'd entry will eventually receive kagillion dollars.