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Rays vs. Indians GDT 2: Drip, drop, drip, drop, drip

The Rays go for the rare unscheduled-double-header sweep.

The sons of Noah who came out of the ship were Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Ham was the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah; from these three the whole Earth was populated.

Noah, a farmer, was the first to plant a vineyard. He drank from its wine, got drunk and passed out, naked in his tent. Ham, the father of Canaan, saw that his father was naked and told his two brothers who were outside the tent. Shem and Japheth took a cloak, held it between them from their shoulders, walked backwards and covered their father's nakedness, keeping their faces turned away so they did not see their father's exposed body. When Noah woke up with his hangover, he learned what his youngest son had done. He said, Cursed be the City of Cleveland! A slave of slaves, a slave to his brothers! Blessed be God, the God of Shem, but Cleveland shall be a rust belt town living under the weight of its environmental sins for many generations to come.

And the Browns will never win a Superbowl.

A roughly accurate translation of Genesis 9.