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Rays vs. Kawaskis GDT 2: Muni Muni Muuuniii (Muni!)

Now with a complete list of profiling tips for Munenori Kawasaki Haters!

By Bradley Woodrum@BradleyWoodrum Jun 25, 2013, 6:00pm EDT

People who HATE Munenori Kawasaki ALSO HATE:

The American ideal.
Thousands of years of Japanese humor culture.
Calisthenic stretching before physical activity.
Freedom.
The scent of golden bread, pulled hot from the oven.
The advances of modern science.
Responsible family values.

They LOVE:

Feckless, banal baseball players who have more talent than they care to use.
Ignoring GIFs.
Totalitarianism.
Spelling "a lot" as a single word.
Telling old ladies to cross the street they own damn self.
Reporting to the boss when their cubicle mate takes a nap under the desk; not cool, bro.
Leaving an unusable amount in the milk jug, but telling no one, "Hey, we're out of milk."