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A desire for uneven reciprocity is the arms race of professional baseball. Mock one player, buzz a tower in reciprocation, and all that remains is two roads, diverging in a bombed-out wood, a skeletal assembly of slag and scorched trunks. There is the high road, welts on shoulders and ribs, and the low road: Welts and ejections.
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