Rays vs. Orioles GDT 2: Baesball's EAZY.

With a bit of luck

A duck

Will come into your life.

When you are at the peak

Of your great powers

And your achievement towers

Like a smoking chimney stack.

There'll be a quack,

And right at your feet,

A little duck will stand.

She will take you by the hand

And lead you,

Like a child with no defence;

She will lead you

Into wisdom, joy and innocence.

That little duck.

We wish you luck.

-Michael Leunig

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT DUCK WANDERING AROUND THE INFIELD DURING DURHAM'S MELTDOWN INNING ON FRIDAY?! THAT'S LIKE A CONSPIRACY, RIGHT?

The duck wandered around the pitching mound at one point too, but I couldn't find it.

I DEMAND THAT RESULT OF THAT GAME BE CHALLENGED.