Describe the Rays' Season as a Play/Musical (or Other Obscure Cultural Reference)

Please state your best approximation of this season as the title of a play or musical that you feel most adequately (if humorously) encapsulates this season of baseball for the Tampa Bay Rays. This is a fun activity that you will most likely enjoy, although your enjoyment is of little concern due to the fact that it is mandatory. No material prizes will be handed out, but if you win, expect to receive a passing feeling of fleeting self-satisfaction in 6-8 weeks. The victor will be determined by most recs. Thank you for your mandatory compliance.