The Rays go for the series sweep/try for a series win/attempt to avoid a sweep today at sunny/overcast/snowy Yankee Stadium.
Yankees starter Vidal Nuno/recently acquired Jeff Samardzija/former Ray David Price will make the start against Rays bulldog Jake Odorizzi/noted equine enthusiast Alex Colome/emergency call-up Enny Romero/last healthy starter Mike Montgomery.
The game will be played in front of thousands of screaming Yankees fans/the last remaining uninfected baseball fans in the Eastern seaboard/the entire cast of The Wire/a pack of feral dogs, and will feature a special guest: President Barack Obama/warrior-poet Arnold Schwarzenegger/Glorious Leader of Earth Kim Jong-Un/an uneaten ham sandwich.
Go Tampa Bay Rays/Las Vegas Rays/Zone 274 Rays/USMNT!
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Which Spice Girl is your favorite? (Please answer truthfully and after great consideration. Your answers will be closely monitored and will be analyzed in a separate FanPost.)
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20%
Baby
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31%
Ginger
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5%
Old
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11%
Oregano
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31%
Maud'Dib