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GDT: Mike Trout? More like...I mean...

I can't even do anything he's just on another planet.

Joy R. Absalon-USA TODAY Sports

The jerk hit a walk-off against us earlier this year. Plus he hit it off of Boxberger who, as we all know, exclusively throws strikes. But then again that homer did help us remove Grant Balfour from the closer's role, which has worked out fine so far. Also my sister didn't leave the house that night because she was so pissed off about Balfour and she never drove on US 19 and died on the night of that terrible five car pileup. Plus I won all those millions of dollars betting against the Rays in Vegas that day. So hey I guess everything worked out for the best.

go rayz

Poll

Would you rather get an autograph and a high-five from Mike Trout, or eat a glue stick while Derek Shelton yells at you?

This poll is closed

  • 65%
    Trout
    (45 votes)
  • 34%
    Glue stick
    (24 votes)
69 votes total Vote Now