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No seriously, I am! I'm on the third base side, in the second level in the shade. I've never been to Chicago before. It's hotter than I expected.
If the Rays are winning this game I can all but guarantee you that I'll be on the teevee so if you see a tall drink of water with washboard abs you'll know it's me.