Welcome back to Labor Labor Day, which is the holiday that comes the day after Labor Day. On this holiday we go to work and celebrate the fact that we have jobs. This is the first annual Labor Labor Day holiday, and we also celebrate by cashing our paychecks. This is a great idea and I name myself First Annual Labor Labor Day Czar (FALLD). My first and only act is to abolish this pointless holiday. Thus ends the saga of Labor Labor Day.
GDT: Happy Labor Labor Day!