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Thanks everyone for the kind words regarding my graduation from ITT Technical Institute yesterday. It was a long, hard ride, but I finally learned how to use Microsoft Excel. I'm afraid I now have to resign from my position at DRaysBay to become a full-time chart maker for Lenovo Corp.
...what? That position doesn't exist?
I hereby accept the position vacated by me earlier today.